Music Video: https://youtu.be/tSG45W0yHoE

Lyrics:
Inside Joke Rap Battles!
Super Mario
Vs
Sonic the Hedgehog!
Begin!

Mario - Wahoo!
Let’s-a-go!
It’s-a-me, Mario!
Fuck-a you, you blue cuck!
I’m better at Olympic Games!
I do not agree with Nintendo’s stance on gay marriage
She’s 4-a years old, do not Cream the Rabbit and give her your carrot!
You and your liberal army are no match for the very first video game!
Your games go so fast, I have a seizure and can’t even play!
You’ll go back to bankruptcy when I show you Nintendo Power!
My raps are so hot, it’s like I took the opposite of the Ice Flower!

Sonic - Red like a Republican?
That’s pretty cringe not gonna lie
With how much of a recolor Luigi is, I’m gonna be dissing the pair of ya
You rinse-repeat your game formula, why do people even buy?
With how you enslave the Toads, what is this?
Early 1800s America?
My Frontiers always stay lit, with your games why even bother
I haven’t seen so much filler since Mario Kart 8’s roster!

Barack Obama - I just wanna say, Sonic’s games are hot and he’s even hotter

Sonic - Thanks Obama! ^w^
If bread in French is pain, then Peach’s love life is a fucking bakery!
And there’s more piss in your fandom than when Eggman pissed on the moon!

Tails - Maybe propose to Peach if you want to stop being cucked every night

Sonic - Pumped full of 1-Ups, heh, talk about Pro-Life

Mario - Bounce around more than my checks to the IRS do!
This-a fight isn’t close to compare
You had to bring two queers in to assist you
That’s a-not-a-fair!
Luigi, take the fuckin’ stage!

Luigi - Oh yeah, Luigi time!
I use he/him and am a trans man
If I can transition like this, you too can-

Mario - Oh, you’re-a-following the trends, huh?

Luigi - Ma- Mario, not now please just let me-

Mario - I respect you Luigi, you’ll always be my sister

Luigi - This is why I-a-hate you!

Mario - Is that a reference to the creepypasta “I HATE YOU”?

Luigi - Shut the fuck up and leave me alone

Mario - It’s just-a-phase Luigi

Sonic - Well, that just happened
It was pretty fucking uncanny
Anyway, to lighten the mood
Time to bring in my main man Chef Kirby!

Chef Kirby - Wait, what?!
Sonic, you’re not even my Sonic!
We’re mixing up universes this doesn’t make any sense like what?!

Sonic - Who cut the beat?

Mario - Is that-a OC?

Coldsteel the Hedgeheg - Nothing personnel kid, it’d be a crime
If I were to go back on the promise that I made for you
So don’t step over that like, or else friend you’re gonna have a bad ti-

Sonic - No!
Who killed Coldsteel?!

Lord X - YOU JUST KEEP RHYMING NUTS AND PISS; THAT ISN’T FUNNY!
STUPID MEMES WON’T GET YOU-

MX - Hey guys, sorry I’m late, traffic was bad
Anyways, you just keep rhyming nuts and piss; that isn’t funny!

Lord X - Hey, I was here first!

MX - Yeah, well you stole my lines!

Lord X - I don’t see your floppy penis on it

MX - Don’t make me come over there and suck on your magnum dong!

Lord X - Do it then sweetie!

Hypno's Lullabye - Lord X, MX, there you guys are-
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?

MX - Get out, we’re having hot gay sex!

Hypno's Lullabye -Ah, fuck, I’m gonna cum!

Squidward's Suicide - I am Squidward, I am-

Lost Gold - Dead

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Super Mario Vs. Sonic The Hedgehog

Attack Of The Killer Queen (super gay Mix) Deltarune (Siivagunner)

|| EDIT NOT MADE BY ME ||

Original Song by JT Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sDpFtfDnec
Original Edit by -Fritzimons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNtuK_ef3CM

Lovely Things (slowed + reverb)

JT Music - Lovely Things (slowed + reverb) (Edit by -Fritzimons)

Putting this here because it's still a very rough draft but wanna share what I'm working on :)

Lyrics:
Hey…?
Hey!
Listen, this is Alter Ego speaking!
Despair has breached the Academy, you need to get out now-

Hehehe…
Let’s get started shall we?

Walking through this school is so elementary.
And as you’ll learn, I prefer penitentiary.
Listen up honey, would you do anything for me?
I’m so cute and kawaii!
I’ll leave you pleading for mercy.

I am everything that you have ever known
Every intrusive thought, I put ‘em in stone.
Your life is misery but I get off on that
Don’t you wanna be like me?
Oh, I am so pretty!

Society set you to fail
So stop hiding your tail
My influence is prison; there is no bail.
Want Hope? well the ship sailed.
There’s two sides to, like, everything, like, throughout all of history.
And you denying my side, that’s literally Despair bigotry.
Found out your wife was cheating while you were away being a bum?
Then stand up and listen to where I’m comin’ from.

I am everything that you have ever known
Every intrusive thought, I put ‘em in stone.
Your life is misery but I get off on that
Don’t you wanna be like me?
Oh, I am so-
Curtain is closing now, the trials coming to a close.
Want more Despair?
Come back for Another Episode!
(I’m Killing Harmony on this beat; come and try me!)
Let your wildest fantasies run free
Reading Despair Magazine

[All I’m tryna say is, wouldn't you be happier in a world where you could do whatever you want and feel the most soul-crushing despair, but you could be yourself?
Hope leads up to nothing.
Despair saves you from disappointment, letting you be whoever you want and letting you write your own annals of history!
And all you have to do is obey me, Ultimate Despair, Junko Fuckin’ Enoshima!

I am everything that you have ever known
Every intrusive thought, I put ‘em in stone.
Your life is misery but I get off on that
Don’t you wanna be like me?
Oh, I am so pret-
Curtain is closing now, the trials coming to a close.
Want more Despair?
Come back for Another Episode!
(I’m Killing Harmony on this beat; come and try me!)
Let your wildest fantasies run free
Reading Despair Magazine

DESPAIR MAGAZINE - DANGANRONPA JUNKO ENOSHIMA SONG (rough draft)

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

|| SONG IS NOT BY ME, ALL CREDIT GOES TO FREECED ||
Original song by Freeced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0yy5e7CQrA

Bunny Boy

Freeced - Bunny Boy (William Afton FNaF Song)

TREGMNIGHTMAANHI

this is actually my very first-ish attempt at jersey, IF IT IS, Not too experienced with this genre. But Me Tried. THANKS FOR LISTENING!
music definitely inspired by smokey99k, Their Music is Too CrayZ! and also the 17bucks team, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.
hope i did well Giys.


Enjoy.

SAY MY NAME - An Oh God.. FNF Concept

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/-RH6ChixK1E?si=19ae-m4wrDHOvQlr

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette

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Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Treat you like Afton - I’ll stop this kid from springing her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milking you like you were Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your (therapy with your)
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer (Jeremy Fischer)
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -





Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
No one’s controlling my shock value and I jumpscare for the fun of it
Whereas it sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it (shh)
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A maniac as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for new episodes like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Oh, quit giving’ gifts to kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other comrades, I’m a whiz with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The that bars I write ought to hit, but It seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma scarred ya more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Unfortunate past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is your last loved one
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You are detached from reality now and this battle was your last chance
You tried to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t

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Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb and GamingPlush64
Mixed Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by Prehistorica
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
REANIMATED Logo by Mothmancha

Salad Fingers vs Marionette (2023) - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

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'The Fiend' Bray Wyatt - Let Me In (Entrance Theme) [feat. Code Orange]

Maker of Inside Joke Rap Battles, used to make Deltarune meme song edits. None of what I make is supposed to be unironically good.

Pronouns are she/they.

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Super Mario Vs. Sonic The Hedgehog

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