So he walked to Burger King, then he walked back home from Burger King… It’s a fuckin’ masterpiece

This song means a lot to me man, the way the instrumental perfectly lines up and compliments the meaningful lyrics really touches home as my mother would always sing this to me to sleep. 💖 (💀)

I WALK TO BURGER KING THEN I WALK BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING

Ducktales (nes) - moon stage

Everybody's Circulation - TMABird

BACKSTORY:
So a lot of people ask me why I made this, it's actually a pretty simple story. About three months before the Keemstar Content Cop came out, I was joking around with Ian about Keemstar in general and eventually the phrase "Hey now, you're a Keemstar" sprung to mind.

I then took it upon myself to write the entire song and record it as a "joke that went too far" to make Ian and my friends laugh. That'd be why it sounds like I did the whole song in one take with no actual sound production - because it's pretty much just me singing over an All Star MIDI file. 

Anyway, it just so happened that when (three months later) Ian was doing a video about Keemstar, he thought the song would be a good "finisher" for his video and asked me if he could use it. So I removed it from my old Soundcloud in order to make his video the original source of the song for a while.

Now it's a bonus track on The Album Main and it will forever be a funny inside meme for people who are familiar with both me and Ian's videos. The reason why he doesn't credit me in the description is because I specifically asked him not to. I don't really want people coming from content police sketches expecting similar things from my channel - I do pretty much the complete opposite over here. To to save confusion, I'm cool with just leaving it up to the comments to argue over if "that sounds like Uncle Dane?!?!?"

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-- LYRICS --

Somebody once told me 
That I could make some money 
By bullying some people online

So I grew a gnome goatee 
And put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies

So

I'm making death threats 
And I'm callin' people "nigger"
Countin' that cash 
Oh my channel's growing bigger 

Never you mind that I was already banned 
For my racist, homophobic hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal 
To poison the online punch bowl

Ya never know who i might doxx
So ya'll can suck on my cocks

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy

And all we care about is neeeeeews
(Personal attacks and harassment is totally neeeeeews)

"Like, I litterally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude"
"Oh, fuckin righteous fuckin NIGGER, Alex is doin' this shit!"
"HMMM, can't wait to report your death, HU-HUHH, like seriously? What's wrong with you? Asshole..."
"Everybody type in the chat, 'Alex is a stupid nigger.'"

"I only do this show for money... that's it, alright..."
"I don't do it to entertain people... that's just a fuckin' scam..."
"I really hope you die of cancer. I hate every single one of you."
"FUCK the fans."

Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Do a trick-shot - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Eat your popcorn - goatee

And all I report is the neeeeews
(If you can call this news)

Somebody once asked 
Could you spare me from harassment?
Your content is a fuckin' disgrace

I said yep - and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's 
Faaaaaaaaace

Well

The hate keeps comin' for the show I'm runnin'
Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on comin' 
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick 
I make mad money from bein' a dick 

My revenue stream - It is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath don'tcha know
I'll do anything for a little dough!

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on - Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an asshole - Keemstar

AhhhhhhhhiaahahaiiaoommhmmmEerorrrrrooro­ooeahahahhhkeeeemmmsttarrrrr Keemstar is a gnoooommoommeeee


Hey Now, You're A Keemstar

Harder, Better, Faster, Sanser

Wii Shop Channel With Lyrics - Single

Wii Shop Channel With Lyrics

I leave Mr. Kayek out of the cage for one second and hes already overdosed himself on memes. If you see a naked man running on the streets; screaming to himself, that's probably him. 

Don't call me to pick him up, hes your problem now.

You KayeK'd in the Wrong Neighbourhood

How do you fuckos like this? Eh, not my problem, it'd yours.

How To Climb A Tree

LillStork - REEEses Puffs

video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFSWTgAYxNo

Gas Gas Gas But Every Other Beat Is Missing

I did not make this.

This was made by Mr Rock found on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFpZ6ywGOJOsBSG6fcwHfaw

Wii Theme But Its Fallen Kingdom By CaptainSparklez - Mr Rock

I Walk To Burger King (Completed)

Jorri was my music critic
dm me on discord my name is "skylarcat"
dead alt https://soundcloud.com/hidlive2 


Q&A

Q: What tools do you use to create this stuff?
A: Garageband, imovie, audacity

Q: do you have any other accounts online?
A: Yes, actually. look up 'hidlive' on any social media and there's a good chance i'll have an account on it. I'm most active on discord, however.

Q: Spiderman 2 Pizza Theme?
A: Spiderman 2 Pizza Theme

Q: Why do you upload so sporadically?
A: Life in general. Out of ideas.

Q: I sent a comment on one of your tracks and would like a response!
A: Please feel free to message me! i check my notifications almost daily, but i get quite a few now so i might miss it. Don't worry about the pro icon, i'm just a shitposter with some money.

I Walk To Burger King (Completed)

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