ARLO's Hang Tight EP with Exodus Records, available across all platforms (spotify, apple music, beatport etc) 

To celebrate the release of the Hang Tight EP by ARLO, we are releasing AL's bonus remix as a free download 🎉 

This track has gained plenty of great feedback and are hope you enjoy this track as much as we do!

Tracklist:
ARLO - Hang Tight
ARLO - Hang Tight (Samurai Breaks & Arcane)
ARLO & Jewislackson - One More
ARLO & Jewislackson - One More (No-Req Remix)
ARLO & Jewislackson - One More (AL Bonus Remix)

Big thanks to all the artists involved!

Hang Tight EP

One More (Original Mix)

Dream Doom

Human Sound

Dj Zinc Feat.Ms Dynamite - Freenote

old school jungle mix 21,10,24

Just having some fun.  Hope you like it.

[Intro:]
“Oinkus Maximus! Oinkus Maximus!”
Rome… stands… trembling.
The pigs…
are coming.

OINK.
OINK.
THE PROPHECY BEGINS.

[Verse 1]
Hoofbeats on marble.
Snouts in the Senate.
A pig backs into Caesar’s bust—
shatters it with its glorious butt.

Colosseum?
Now a mud spa.
Two boars wrestling like gladiators
for a single carrot.

Farmer Rex watches from a hilltop,
grips his staff, whispers the old code:
“Igspay areway omingcay…”
The wind hears him.
Rome does not.

Snorting.
Stomping.
History collapsing under hooves.

[Chorus]
Yeah, you heard right:
PIGS. TAKING. ROME.
We know it’s stupid—
that’s why it works.

Farmer Rex keeps yelling Pig Latin like it’ll save him:
“Unray! Unray!”
(He’s not running very fast.)

Meanwhile the pigs?
They don't care about historical accuracy—
they care about vengeance… and snacks.

DROP IN 3… 2… 1—

OINK!
OINK!
THE EMPIRE FALLS TO HAM!

Snortus Eternus!
Snortus Eternus!

[Verse 2]
The Pig King waddles into the forum,
laurels jammed behind his ears,
shouting royal decrees
in a language no one understands—
but everyone obeys out of fear
and mild confusion.

Farmer Rex hides under a broken cart,
scribbles battle plans in the dirt:
“Attacay atway awnday.”
Even he can’t read it.

Meanwhile, pigs build monuments.
Life-size statues of themselves
made from 100% ethically sourced mud.
Historically wrong.
Comedically perfect.

[Chorus 2]
Oh, you’re STILL here?
Good.
It gets dumber.

The farmer whispers again:
“Oday otnay usttray emthay…”
We get it, dude.
They’re pigs.
Trust wasn’t on the menu.

You wanted epic choirs?
Done.
You wanted giant EDM drops?
DONE.
You wanted accuracy?
Try a documentary.

Rome is now bacon grease and broken columns.
The pigs rule.
The farmer panics.
The prophecy oinks on.

DROP!

OINK-OINK-BRAAAAM.
(Yes, the pigs have a subwoofer.)

[Bridge]
“I know you’re listening.
Yes… YOU.”

“I have one chance.
One weakness.”
“Applebay idercay…”
He pauses.
“…don’t ask.”

[Final Chorus]
The Pig King throws a victory parade.
Rome burns behind him like a scented candle.
Farmer Rex spikes the fountains
with apple cider.

The pigs take a sip—
drop instantly.
A chorus of unconscious oinks
echoes across the forum.

Rome is saved
by fermented fruit.

Fourth wall?
Obliterated.
Pigs?
Defeated.
Oinkus Maximus?
No longer maximum.

[Outro]
A single pig snort drifts in the wind…
Rome exhales.

Farmer Rex whispers,
soft as ash:
“Ouyay’eray elcomeway.”

A single pig snort drifts in the wind…
Rome exhales.

Farmer Rex whispers,
soft as ash:
“Ouyay’eray elcomeway.”

Dj Zinc Feat.Ms Dynamite - Freenote

Bartek

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