Made for ゆるゆる Phase 15 BMS Package.
FLAC Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sRgn45vGM5OMNyIn8Sc3_bPcYt-eG7WN/view
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@shunnersick

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST
Is brewing a new beat
But not just any beat
It's the philosopher's beat
The beat of all beats
That can turn ANY lyrics
Into PURE PEAK
Are you ready? let's BREW
-
I haven't found the right brew yet
but I can feel it coming close
oh I can feel it coming
oh I can feel it coming REALLY close
the brew i mean.
-
I only need to guess a few more ingredients
until I have my recipe complete
and when I have it
the brew will be MINE!
-
Any vocal has a chance
To be the one to top the charts
Anyone can be a vocalist
If they just find the right brew!
Any lyrics have a chance
To be the one to top the charts
Anyone can be a lyricist
If they just find the greatest beat of all!
-
Ohhh fuck, I would rather be at home right now kissing fat hairy men. Huh? What? I mean-
AGH, I'm too distracted, I cannot work like thus
I must concentrate lest I mess up the recipe again... 
Lucky for me I have my trusty companion Jordan here with me
Say hi to Jordan!!
ok did you say hi by now yes you did?
good awesome because you won't see him mentioned AGAIN.

Now, let's get back to the brew...

A bat wing here, a golem piece there
This brew has much material to spare!
The eye of the devil, a frog of war
And an old fingernail of Kendrick Lamar 
Stir up hydrochloric acid to make this concoction,
But we will use some soy souce since we do not have that option,
HEY
Little known fact,
I am actually banned
From buying any acid
The geneva convention
Has ruled out a rule
To prevent me from being rancid, HA!
IT DIDN'T WORK!
I still have my brews
I still have my beats
And I still got my crew
...that is a lie,
I no longer have crew,
My lads all got killed
In the temple of GLUUUE

FUUUUCK
Whoever made the temple of glue should DIE
I hate my dogshit ass life so much
That fucking glue...

Anyway.... Another bat wing here, another eye of the devil here...
Hmmmm...

OOOOOOOOOOOOO
The potion's working!

Yes... I can feel it...
This beat... It's beginning!
The Philosopher's Beat... I can SEE it brewing up inside my trusty pot...
Yes... It's about to EXPLODE...
Soon the world will be MINE!
IN THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
NOW!
I see it! I feel it! Yes!

...What? Where's the beat? Where is it?

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST
Will return soon
With a new... BRAND new beat...
I don't know how to recover from this.

*in the voice of sexyy red* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BAABBBBYYYYYYYYYYY 💋🥵💯

AYOOOO IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR📅HAPPY SUMMERTIME🌞FELLOW PENIS LOVERS💖ARE YOU READY TO STROKE THAT THANG💦IN THE SUMMER HEAT CUZZO❓❓(that SWEATY😰discord link is WAITING🥺for your touch👐https://discord.gg/penismusic) Get ready to LOTION TF UP🧴🧴cuz the sounds🔊you're about to hear👂will leave you SCORCHED🔥🥵😳

Once again and just like tradition, our certified lover gerks😁in the PMC community came down upon the scene to deliver the finest sausages🌭this summer's cookout has to offer♨. 48 hours were given to our folks to WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥that ass up and I've gotta say🗣, some bitches were trolled, chords were stricken, and some mi-[Dr. Disrespect🕶has advised us that we don't wanna finish that line🙅‍♂️]

Hope you've got your swimwear on👙🥽🩲, we're about to dive into PMC VOL. 16🏊‍♂️!

ART BY @ilysianofficial

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST - THE BEAT ALCHEMIST AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S BEAT!!!

*in the voice of sexyy red* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH BAABBBBYYYYYYYYYYY 💋🥵💯

AYOOOO IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR📅HAPPY SUMMERTIME🌞FELLOW PENIS LOVERS💖ARE YOU READY TO STROKE THAT THANG💦IN THE SUMMER HEAT CUZZO❓❓(that SWEATY😰discord link is WAITING🥺for your touch👐https://discord.gg/penismusic) Get ready to LOTION TF UP🧴🧴cuz the sounds🔊you're about to hear👂will leave you SCORCHED🔥🥵😳

Once again and just like tradition, our certified lover gerks😁in the PMC community came down upon the scene to deliver the finest sausages🌭this summer's cookout has to offer♨. 48 hours were given to our folks to WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥WOP💥that ass up and I've gotta say🗣, some bitches were trolled, chords were stricken, and some mi-[Dr. Disrespect🕶has advised us that we don't wanna finish that line🙅‍♂️]

Hope you've got your swimwear on👙🥽🩲, we're about to dive into PMC VOL. 16🏊‍♂️!

ART BY @ilysianofficial

Jeff Goldstein - iphone freestyle

"...Because, I'm not only doing this for myself."

Made for COEGTS 2025 Qualifiers DT2.
Illust by Fiddy
Design by sh0wtime
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Composer's note:
I was told to make something that's rhythmically consistent.
And I said to myself, "Oh, this is easy!"
I got stuck on a 16 bars sketch.

After feeling defeated, I found the original melody of this song sitting in my drive for another unfinished project.
It was perfect.
I asked if I can use it for the tournament and they said yes.

I tried to make something super emotionally resonant while being super energetic at the same time.
So I made a "Typical" hardcore structure, "Typical" hi-tech drop, and everything else just clicks into place.

After a lot of guidance and constantly revising the mix, this is the result.
It was an incredibly cathartic experience.

Long after, I found that this song has helped me through tons of depression episodes; times where I feel… not wanting to exist, times where I feel like music is the wrong thing to do, times where I've lost my friends and never being able to get over it... many such things.

Life told me that I could find diamond in the rough - a shining flower amidst the dull and piercing grass, beauty surrounded by horror... a sort of... Pandora's Box filled with all the bad things you can think of for a tiny glimmer of reward at the bottom of it.

The reason I kept going.

Well, that's just my interpretation.

I learned that despite how stressful life could be, no matter how bad things can get, everything will be okay in the end.
It's been hell. But it's not all bad too.

Despite the super strong urge of giving up, and even sometimes regretting that I chose the path I did,
I'm comfortable here,
and I wouldn't want to exchange this for anything else.

Thank you GTS for inviting and allowing me to write such a wonderful song <3

Altruistic Resolve【COEGTS 2025】

@the-beat-alchemist

new year new me
today I will learn how to count to three
one, two, five, three
I learned on a count to three
you can't tell me nothing I am free

can't touch me at all, I made a real brew
that makes me a hater rivaled by few
I am so sexy, I have so much sass
I'll prevent all attempts to fuck me in the ass

Oh shit! I think he smoked the Evil Brew
Oh shit! it looks like he's entirely new
(New? that's too new. that's way too new. is it new? I think it might be too new)
Oh shit! I think he ate it, drank it, consumed it, devoured it and smoked it and snorted it
And experienced it through various other ways that we frankly don't want to describe

this level is uncleared because it is Too New (too new)
pull up to the function and I start spreading the Flu
locked up in the closet jerking off and I think it's True
letting me out of the closet is I think quite Overdue

Pull up to the function again and then I kick ASS
I put butter on my bread with a lot of CLASS
Someone shows a song to me and it's so fucking atrocious
That my own beats start sounding not as bad.

Last night I was sleeping soundly, in my bed
until suddenly I hear a noise of a burglar
trying to break into my home to steal a beat
but I wake up and I catch him, throw at him a potion
that makes him fart, sneeze and cum at the same time, and then I tied him up
and then for torture I decided to listen to some of his stupid shitass songs

your song jacket is AI? I will KILL YOU
your song jacket is commissioned? I'LL KILL YOU
you drew the jacket yourself? I WILL KILL YOU
I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU IN THE LEG

I will make you play peggle with one hand
with the other in the clam of pain and despair
I will drop you into the ocean to find a pair
of yeezies lost by my good old friend

FFFAAAPPPPPPYYY NEW YEAR EVERY PEEN :gerk:!!! Can you believe it guys, 2025! Just a 12 days ago! Woohoo! I am so excited about this peenformation 😁🥳

WELCUM BACK EVERYONE!! It's the new year, and you know what that means... PMC GON' BE BACK ON THAT BUUUUUUUULLSHIT💩Today, we're kicking off our start to 2025 with the usual BANG💥(we're so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away, he gets five big booms✊💪) and serving up a piping hot plate, filled to the brim, with 75 OUTRAGEOUS BANGERS to ring in the new year🔔🔔. We've got old, we got new, and everyone else in between, all of which canoe about this ball dropping event (hey get it🎊🤣) via the sparkling and newly redecorated OFFICIAL PMC DISCORD (https://discord.gg/penismusic)‼️‼️Like usual, all members in said discord server were given the standard 48 hour time frame (😐) from Friday, January 3rd to Sunday, January 5th to start and complete their tracks, all of which are displayed RIGHT HERE👇, in a glorious ~3 hour long journey of a lifetime. We hope you're as excited for the new year as much as we are! Enjoy PMC VOL. 17: NEW YEAR, NEW YOU!!

JAW DROPPING, GERK SHATTERING ART BY @cardbowashere

THE BEAT ALCHEMIST - THE VIOLENT ARTS OF [FUCK YOU] ALCHEMY

out now on @millenniumstrike TERMINAL Q3 2025 // CHEMICALS !! https://millenniumstrike.bandcamp.com/album/terminal-q3-2025-chemicals

nut! sort

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