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The Pump

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Lyrics:
In the dead of night I'm behind enemy lines
The mission, should I accept: get in and grab the prize
The intel classified, only for kosher eyes
I keep my kippah tight, get caught and they'll deny

Procurement onsite, be ready for a fight
Night vision, watch your step, don't cross the trip wires
Look out, hide, you got Sayeret coming by
PP7 to the head, I take 'em out silent like (Rebuild that temple)
 
Oy vey, what a mess I made
Stealth kill while I cry in pain
I'm bunny hopping on rabbi's brain
Press F, Pay respects now (What a shame)

EMP, shut it down, perfect dark, going loud
CQC, take 'em out, light 'em up, (Tango down)
Judo chop, make 'em drop, double tap, crackle, pop
Laptop gun'll make 'em pick you up with a mop

Grab the lot, make it quick, fill my cup, take a sip
Nice and hot, from the tit, double shot, it's legit
Milky milky, smooth and silky, mummy gimme booba bitty
Yummy titty, do it, fill me up until it fucking kills me

Oy vey, what a mess I made
Spilled milk'll make me cry in pain
I'll be frank, your chest fruit is strange
'Cause nothing else'll make me feel this way

Not a single thing on the chosen's planet
Would I place above those beloved mammaries
Even the biggest hater will stop and stammer, Damn her
Her milk's the only meal I plan for

From the first glimpse I was enamoured
I kept a journal and a photo by my bedside while at Stanford
Flawlessly she's filled with trad candor
High demand for everything she stands for, the gold standard!

And I don't care that your back is fucked
I just want Ashkenazi jugs
And I don't care that you've got a guy 
From what I heard, he plays for the other side

And I don't care that you sing like shit
I'm just here for those Semite tits
Fill me up, Give me a sip
Beddy byes, say goodnight, tuck me in and make a wish

Finally unwinding from hysteria, mania
Suckle 'til I buckle like a starving Transylvanian
Chase this bird more than Sylvester, there is no explaining it
Total psychosis controlling when I saw those veiny tits

But once I tasted this ambrosia, mentally I was sober
Humanity returned to me, thank G-d it's over
Now I'm touching grass like mowers, luckier than a clover
But even so sir, she still revs my motor

And I don't care that your back is fucked
I just want Ashkenazi jugs
And I don't care that you've got a guy 
From what I heard, he plays for the other side

And I don't care that you sing like shit
I'm just here for those Semite tits
Fill me up, Give me a sip
Beddy byes, say goodnight, Tuck me in and make a wish

Get The Bags (feat. Egg White)

Blackmail pyramid, several levels deep
Every asset with an asset with an asset under feet
Scratch the surface, take a peek, see what's hiding underneath
Everybody's got a little secret they would kill to keep

Sleepless night again, just me in my own head
I did what they all said but still the pills have no effect
I don't care, yeah 'cause today I made a friend
And I met him on an asian basket making asshole rating thread

I digress, man I swear, he's just like me for real
'Cause he talks like me, so thoughtfully and I can't believe it
It feels real weird, what's his deal? Who's he with? Is he fake? 
What's his name? (Who? HitlerRapist1488?)

Heil mates, howdy kids, how's the ethno-state my nigs?
I like hobbies, I like things, yeah no cap, bussin, fo' shiz
I'm not cringe, I'm like you, what it do?  Who's your crew?
Who you fuck with? Red or Blue? Jews rule, ain't it true?

Anybody here wanna buy a gun?
Anyone here ever wanna build a bomb?
Hey, let's all go and have some fun
Just dancing on the White House lawn

Anybody ever wanna kill a politician?
Anyone here ever had a violent thought?
Yo, you can open up and spill your guts to me, alright?

Late at night, I can hear them all laughing as I type
But the glow is so inviting and it sure is cold outside
Who am I? Just a guy with way too much free time
(Hold the line please) Yo check out this fucking schizotype!

Sleepless night again but now I got a voice stuck inside my head
And it's saying "no more playing now, it's time to be a man"
I'm scared, I thought he was my one and only friend
But now the voice is pushing hard and it won't stop until they're dead

Sure is funny how it's never moneyed men who eat the lead
No, you never see 'em shooting suits or fucking with the feds
Scratch my head, that's a puzzle, yeah it really makes me think
Just crazy kids on the brink, unavoidable, tragic

Let's yeet some fucking granny counting pennies at the store
She's like 80 anyway don't get your panties in a knot
How bout the tots, target's soft, yeah lets fucking kill 'em all
At the school, at the mall, line 'em up and watch 'em fall

So, why'd you do it? Who can say?
FBI won't find a trace
Some might say Islamic State
Others say a broken brain

Were you born or were you made?
Where should we assign the blame?
Lets run another battery
Best if you co-operate

Helping hands and friendly face
The trust has got to go both ways
So nothing ventured, nothing gained
Hey no one said it'd be easy

There's enemies on every page
Now hidden inbetween the frames
So tell me, the demons, are they
Now in the room with you and me?

Key-phrase on the radio waves
I'm about to let loose in a video game
But I dare not speak out my true enemy's name
Gotta keep on my mask for the fancy charade

And there's no motive, there's still no motive
No one knows the motive, he's got no motive
Oh no, no motive, there's still no motive
No one knows the motive

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No Motive

Self - Out With A Bang

As heard on The Dick Show - Episode 115 (1:58:20) https://thedickshow.com/episode-115/
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Inspired by and containing samples from "Fuck Women" performed by @assburger-2
Listen now: https://soundcloud.com/assburger-2/fuck-women
Used with permission from Assburger.

Lyrics and Vocals: @lakembra
Production: @lakembra, @aciou & @samglaze
Mix/Master: @samglaze
Art: @CalloftheDeep (twitter)

Lyrics:
I love big chicks, fatties, girls with titties like beef patties flapping while they jumping jacking 
Doesn't matter, Imma fuck em like a jackhammer 'til my dick shatter,  it's open slather 
I'll attack her like a raptor, grab her, slap her, whack her with my battered sav

See, It's like a deli platter, imma have cold cut sluts for lunch
Roll her up and take a bite of that cunt, lemme at it, 
I'm an addict, blowin' up pussy like an Arab in a 747 

9/11 all over again! But it's between your legs now,
You'll never forget how your snatch is ground zero and my dick is the real hero
Gushing like the Rio, grab my speedo and I'll dive right in.

I digress, I must stress - BBW is trouble if you ain't humble 
See, it takes a man of courage to handle a woman of baggage 
She'll do damage to your undercarriage if you are weak of will

Still though, it's worth the risk of snapping your dick off
While attempting lift off, let's pray it's like Apollo, not Challenger
No amateurs, pros only, take it slowly homie!

Lick her up like caramel, animal magnetism is in the air, 
It isn't fair, come on lady I gotta nut over here, you're teasing me (pretty please) 
I ain't kiddin' those titties are like a fertility goddess and I'm giving it up to you

I'm done with skinny bitches they will never live up to you
I'm bursting outta my breeches and I'm ready for a little snu snu with you 
Let's screw. I really mean it I'm in love with the chub, It's true...

Chorus
(Fat Women) They fuckin rock
(Fat Women) Yeah they'll suck your cock man 
(Fat Women) Like it's made outta chocolate
(Fat Women) I'll never stop lovin' em

Fuck that shit, bitch I gotta get a response on this
I showed you my dick so you better get up on this 
Act quick now before I ditch you for a better model
Slimmer and trimmer, hotter, more flexible, sex-able model 

I don't know what you been smoking but I bet it doesn't rock you (Like my cock do)
Stop you dead in your tracks and knock your socks off too, you'll be getting wetter by the second, 
Better get a towel or seven to soak up the mess that you'll be making

No mistaking it, get a taste of it you'll never be faking it
And if you do you may wind up dead - suicide. two bullets to the head
I got a reputation to protect. Wait...

(mic check, mic check. maybe you misheard me so I'll say it slower again)

It's time to get in and put out, and shut up and get down
Piggy's mouth is like a mini but my dick is like a clown and Imma see if I fit in it, 
Grinning like Barnum, sucker born every minute this bitch is in it to win it 

So I put her on a spit and pivot til she begs to quit it, hit it like a comet,
Gag and vomit on my linen, screaming stop it but I block it with my cock
Dumb thot, nobody tells me "stop" unless they wanna eat my Glock and get shot dead

Bad end for one so young, dumb and full of hot lead (Press F to pay respects)
Plenty of whales left in the sea I'm swimming
Sing it with me "There's nothing inherently wrong with fucking Fat Women"

(Fat women) They fuckin rock
(Fat women) Yeah they'll suck your cock man 
(Fat women) Like it's made outta chocolate
(Fat women) I'll never stop lovin' em

HMWH Singles

Fat Women

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Hate Crime

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Lyrics:
I'm a straight guy and I got straight pride
Don't want no thick, warm dick in my backside
I like straight times like grilling with the guys
And cracking open a cold one, yeah that's the shit I desire

I love the... straight shit, like dancing to the beat 
When I'm topless at the club in the summer heat
I love the straight songs by my boy Elton John
I play him when I'm making love baby, all night long

'Cause I'm a straight man and I got straight friends
Don't want no chicks interfering with our straight plans
We got straight hobbies like eating biscuits soggy
Slather on that sauce, I want it in my body

And Bodybuilding? (yeah) That's it, you feel me? 
Straightest shit there ever is and you know I ain't kidding
Guy Heaven's where it's at, Come spot me on the rack
Hey, check my glutes bro there's nothing gay about that

Yo, No Homo bro but you know that you got a nice rump
You up for some amateur wrestling after the pump?
Lemme oil your thighs so they dont rub too much
I know a club where we can go and spar all night 'til its shut

Then it's back to mine for some one on one time
Check out my meat, I'm cooking it all up tonight for you
A couple hot dogs and a couple of brews
A recipe for messy eating's how I like it, how about you?

Come on and fill me up, I never spill a drop
I wanna taste your cock-tail frankfurt, nice and hot
I can feel my heart throb but I don't ever wanna stop
Keep on eating 'til I pop then it's time to swap

But it's up to you if you want a taste too
We got nothing to prove, we got nothing to lose
It's fine take your time, we're just two straight guys
Having straight dinner like straight guys do sometimes

===

I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride

===

Straight Pride? Hell yeah I got it
And I'm coming out in style from the straight closet
Far too long, my straight roots have gone un-watered
Lemme drink up all your straightness from your straight faucet

If you got straight pride then I am by your side
All the colours of the straight flag are flying high
Fuck what they say, I ain't living a lie
Straight life bitch, yeah, until the day I die

If you're a straight guy then now's your time
Every straighty grab your lady, look her in the eyes
And tell her "Baby, I'm so straight I wanna cry"
And kiss her like you kiss your bro, hey that's normal right?

(Look) I'm straight, ok. So that means I'm not gay
Why would you think I'm gay? I'm swear I'm not gay
I like fucking women, yeah pussy is what I slay
I love fucking men too but in a straight way

I want pussy, I want pussy, I want pussy, I want cum
Wait, I mean to say pussy, I want pussy in my bum
Wait, I mean not in my bum, I mean in my palm
I want your rock hard pussy squirting on my tongue

I wanna feel your stubble of your cheek when you're kissing my neck
And taking me from behind, slide your pussy down my crack
I want feel your pussy in me baby, so damn deep
I've never felt a pussy like it girl I can't believe it

===

'Cause I'm just a straight guy living a straight life
I'm out and proud and I ain't ever gonna hide
We're just two straight guys having a straight time
Before you come, I need to know if you got straight pride

Oh I'm just a straight guy and I got a little straight pride
I know it's hard but I can always be your straight guide
Will you come with me, keep me warm throughout the late night?
Don't be afraid, everybody always cries their first time

Straight Pride

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CANNED LAUGHTER

THE WHEEL

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Lyrics:
One, two, three
Stack 'em up six feet deep
Counting 'em up like sheep
Singing to hide the screams

And I said...

Now do you all hear that sound?
Coming from down underground?
I hear the toll of the bell
It's time to send them to hell

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
(Facts) Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the rope
Sorry guys, you know I tried, it's how it goes
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid (Tell 'em boys!)

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the noose
It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid

You just line 'em up one by one
No stragglers, don't matter if they're ready or not
We're building a wall out of these fucking thots
And there's a lot more work to do where that came from

And I said...

Who's crying? Bitch, it ain't the time
Save your tears for the ditch where you'll be lying
Suck it up, wipe your eyes and get back in line
It's time for your shower, now get inside

You know it has to be done
You know you've had a good run
You've had your time in the sun
Now suck the end of my gun!

I said E-Girls get the bullet
There really isn't any nice way to put it
You gotta put your foot down sometimes
(Facts) Some brats deserve to die

I said E-Girls get the noose
It don't matter if they're trad or if they're loose
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some trolls have just gotta get laid (Sing it boys!)

E-Girls get the chair
You really could not pay me to care
I gotta put my foot down this time
(Noice) No more Mr Nice Guy 

I said E-Girls get the blade
Ryujin no ken wo kurae
I wish it didn't have to be this way
But some tolls have just gotta be paid, paid, paid

E-Girls Get The Bullet

Music by @aciou, @zenki-hmwh and @lakembra

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