This was OK. Julian did good, but you could easily edit out the breathing in Monikas verses.

Welcome back to another HRB. Today we have Marvel's Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, taking on Doki Doki Literature Club President, Monika. Which 4th wall breaking psycho will come out on top?

Cover art by Kamren the Reactor
Beat by: Rike Luxx
Writers: Trakked, Honeycombs 96 and Kamren The Reactor
Chiseled by Redkirby101ishere
Flow test by King Mewtwo
Mixed by Vladimyr P. 
Announcer: Vladimyr P.
Deadpool: Julian the Beast
Monika: Lisa Voice Haven

Lyrics:
Honeycombs Rap Battles
Wade Wilson
Vs
Monika
Begin

Deadpool:
Hey Deadpoolers, BREAKING NEWS! Pinkie Pie wannabe looks to face me
It’s understandable that she underestimated what she sees
Such a waste of potential for Ashcraft, it’s no wonder your voice is hidden
Of course everybody knew, that lovin’ you, just completely forbidden 
Now go prepare a noose, by the looks that verse be hanging
And if you and Sayori were presidents, then DAMN Trump’s been playing
Watching you like a Third Eye, call this the next issue of Markov
Just Monika winning this? Now that's something unheard of

Monika:
Hello? Can you hear me? About time you hear Monika’s Talking
Cause I’ll leave you more headless than when you were Marvel’s Zombie
"Okay, Everyone!" watch as I lyrically X out this Man Forcefully
Sometimes you gotta stop riding off Spidey’s fame Ultimately
Rerouting the Cables in this battle, and make all adore me
While I’ll leave you even worse than your Origins in Logan’s movie
Either Deathstroke will kill himself, or cancer will do the rest
It won't matter anyway, cause after this, there’ll be no chance to reset

Deadpool:
Sorry, Moni-Bitch, I can’t quite hear you. Do these listeners (viewers) a favor and delete yourself
Although you’re stuck in a Dating Sim, you don’t know any real Hell
You might run a Literature Club, but it looks like you can’t rhyme
So do us all a favor Giffany, and stab yourself with a knife
Ever since the start, you try to get on some other-world penis
Call this Natsuki’s ending, cause I’ll leave you completely twisted!
You’re more pathetic than Bob, so I’ll be-head you with ease
I’ll slice and dice you to pieces, even my voices agree!

Monika:
Monika’s writing tip of the day: don’t be too cocky when facing me
Cuz I know you like getting Steamy with Shapeshifting teens
Once this is over, you'll be reunited with your Mistress Death
Since you’re more annoying than when you address the audience
"Hxppy Thxughts” come to your past, so I’ll convert it as a PNG
I’ll own you in this battle like you being owned by Disney
X-Splitting you in half as if this was another gameplay, Honey
This Fucking Hero took you down, just face Your Reality buddy

That’s all folks
Who won?
Who should be next?
You decide Honey Clan
Honeycombs (logo glitches and Monika laughs) RAP BATTLES

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