Name: Hardware Better Faster Stronger by Honk B. Clowne
Duration: 1 min 7 s
Description: I thought of this in the shower like a month ago

I thought of this in the shower like a month ago

Hardware Better Faster Stronger

defernull queen by: https://x.com/Underfellx/status/1960928360533778777?s=20

thumbnail art by me  (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)

Wrath of the Midnight Queen

Replacement of "Giga-Complex Perplex" from the previous work. It's all inspired by something previous! Everything is a remix! A mashup! A minx-marlsh!! And I like that about the world. I wouldn't change it for a sack of gold.
The Otherer Puppet descends from The Same Puppet as well as The Same Puppet, Again.

[ The air is heavy and humid. Every inhale feels more like an infection, as if the very particles of steam are trying to occupy the capillaries and replace the minds of our pro- and deuteragonists. ]
[ Spammin feels something familiar... observing a serene beach-scape, anxious and drained, surrounded by three people he barely knows... being dealt a bad hand. ]
[ Gemmet seems to be having good fun here, chuckling and angling their head in strange ways. ]
[ Then again... they don't always sweat like that. ]

D// Flower child, I must ask... Is your mother well?

A// Gewöhnlich, you aren't meant to question HER in any way...
A// But... You can't be much MORE or LESS of a THREAT now that you're in HER lair.
A// So I suppose I will let you in on a secretly geheimnis!

D// Oh?

A// My Mutter... the Merciless... the Mercenary...

[ Azurey's petals slightly wilt. ]

A// ...I think she ist SINNLOS.

D// What was that, sonny?

A// Oh, I mean...
A// I think she is BLIND.

G// Of courssse -sic- sshe'sss bl-sic- blind, I sssaw that -sic- ssstupid blindfold sshe -sic- wasss wearing...

S// Yeah, I thought she was like... intentionally blinding herself with that.

A// Must you both be such GRAUSAME NARREN??
A// I thought FREUNDE don't make FUN of echother's MAMAS !!

S// Yeah. Sorry.

G// ...sssSo-sic-.. sssSorry....

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high marks upon @zootyplex for crafting TOrP in a blab.
im also releasing this kinda' soon and its not a swap i just really want this to be out and dont want 2 be working on it anymore. bad practice, dont follow my example bros.

D-eath T-hroes

So modern... AND retro. (This is one that you can put in the "I just made for random fun" folder)

1-2 Electric Bangaloo

{ Well, you did it. }
{ MEMORIEL was defeated and not a soul was hurt. }
{ The residents of the dark are forever thankful. } 
{ It's time for you to shatter the GATEWAY and get back to your life. }

J] Hey, Simon? 
J] I know you're busy and all... but wanna just take a look back? Just for a moment?
J] To say goodbye and everything.

S] You know what? Heck yeah. We saved the goddamn place!

\\\
CASTLE RUINS
\\\

J] Neo? You here? Others told us you came back here!

N] WELCOME BACK, JEROME, SIMON.

S] Oh, you look...
S] Different.
J] I'd say you look sick!

N] I UNDERWENT MAJOR REFURBISHMENT USING THE PARTS THAT WERE RETRIEVED FROM THESE RUINS.
N] [But...] WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR VISIT?

S] Well, we're your friends, remember?

N] [Friends]... YES, [friends].
N] IS ANYTHING I COULD DO FOR YOU?

J] We just wanted to say goodbye, that's all!

N] I SEE.
N] [Well], IN THAT CASE.
N] [Farewell], [friends!]
N] AND REMEMBER...
N] THERE WILL ALWAYS BE TOMORROW.

music by @dbanzao
motif: https://soundcloud.com/top_backdoor/3act

38 - Kudos to the Madmen

✦ HOHOHOLY H'APPY DAYS !!! ^w~
✦ XD What's a SPECIL SWAKNFOLE Like Y'OU doing H'ERE?
✦ You weren't fallowed, were you? -_-
✦ ...Well TwT'IS The S'EASONZ!
✦ Y'OU and M'E! we H'AVE To B'''E ' !
✦ S'AVE The SPIRIT OF ' ' ' ' ' ' ' , !
✦ CHARITSMS
✦ xP ✦

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happy dec 4nd !!

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Tinselle! ^w^

J] So this is the door?

S] Yeah, this is it. 
S] "The Gateway"...
S] You know, when we fell into this world of darkness... 
S] I couldn't help but feel this odd feeling. Almost like comfort... nostalgia, maybe?

{ Memoriel's words echo through your mind... }

S] "It's where you truly belong."
S] Do you think there was any truth to what she said earlier?

J] I'd say it was a step up from staring at the screen all day long, no?
J] Seriously man, you need to get out more.
J] ...
J] ...heh. Anyway, let's get this over with.

S] ...

{ It felt as if the very culmination of your being was bursting from his chest... }


music by @danissimovn
dialogue assistance @judy808

39 - THE GATEWAY

{ Blinding light bursts out of the cracks... }

music by @geefel

40 - Power of YOU

S] Eugh, why in the world is it so dark in here...
S] Jerome, can you get the damn switch already!?

J] I would if I could see anything, smartass!

S] It's a singular protrusion from these otherwise empty walls. How hard can it be?!

J] Why don't YOU try it then??

S] Oh, with pleasure.
{ In his confidence, Simon stepped forward and reached out his hand to lean against the wall... }
{ ...But he felt nothing and tripped over in the process. }
S] Agh. Shit.
S] ...t-the hell, why's the ground wet here...?
S] Aren't you supposed to be managing the leakages?!?

J] Dude, the pipe system doesn't even touch this room.

{ The door shuts behind them; what little light that trickled in has been blotted out, leaving them alone in the dark. }

S] Oh god damn it, Jerome, you better not be-
S] Is that the water rising?


music by @sinholderangles
dialogue assistance @judy808

04 - The Depths

The soundtrack to the fan game known as Mother 4, as composed by Shane Mesa.  Support this release by purchasing or streaming on Spotify ~ http://smarturl.it/mother4

Mastered by Dj CUTMAN for released on GameChops. Licenses for the Earthbound compositions provided by Loudr.

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I don't really make music but I'm trying things out. I mainly just use this account to comment on things and repost tracks I like, usually ones my friends make.

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Hardware Better Faster Stronger

Honk B. Clowne

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