Skinny Minnie

An ode to my dog. The most timid of creatures.

Ozzy

Another hot track scraped off the side of the road!
Esteban:Thumpin bass!
Zachariah:Guitar, Vocals

Roadkill

New One

A Nice little ditty for all you lovers out there. Sit back and drink in the romance of all your lost and failed romances!!! And share our page! We'll have plenty more material coming out soon!

Prudence

Another killer driving you insane! Share and let your friends hear so you know you're not just hearing things!
Well I had a mole
I ripped it out and made a hole
And it pulled a tiny white thread
oh, how I bled
My face ran a deeper red
As all the air rushed outta my head
Odelay! 
I started picking through
Just seein what I could do
In hopes of putting it back together
Oh, such a fate
That no one can relate
I know I'll be this way forever
Odelay!
Sweet silk, satin, leather, and lace
All the pretty women, won't let me in there personal space
(Oh, quit your bitchin!)
I'm spewin bloody, grimy pus all over the place
Didn't your momma teach you not to pick at things that grow on your face?
Well I went to the hospital to try and get it inspected
Wouldn't you know over the passing weeks it kinda got infected
But when I got there they told me my insurance was rejected
And they suggested a plastic bag to try and keep it well protected
Oh my god I'm ugly!
Nobody fuckin touch me!
I swear I just wanna die
I swear I've had enough
Thought I was made of tougher stuff
But I just wanna lay down and cry....why....?

Flathead

Another new one from the ever-disgusting Hooligan! Come get disoriented with us! and if you dig the sounds, share with your friends! So we know who the weirdos are!

Velvet Crush

Hey weirdos! It's been a little while but Hooligan is back with drums! This is our ode to the baddest chick of all time! Jill Valentine! This is also dedicated to Julia Voth and the ever-mysterious "Inezh". We do not own the rights to any samples used. They belong to Capcom, copyright 1996, all rights reserved (we don't make any money off of this anyway).
Lyrics:
Jill, you better run straight for the hill, looks like they're stumblin after ya still
And you know by now, they've got a taste for blood
Dispatching with such skill, looks like you've made another kill
girl, I just can't get my fill

You don't kneel to anyone
All you need is your gun
Never turn tail and run
You even make it look kinda fun

In the mansion or the streets girl, you never know when you're beat
you always get back up on your feet. 
Even as the whole world fries girl, your dream never dies
you always look to the prize

Roll and smoke those herbs!
After all, you're too pretty a girl
To have your face ripped off
Or pecked through by a bird

Always flyin off towards the sun
Leavin behind most everyone
The victor a strong, smart independent woman

Jill

A soft acoustic number for you tender types.

Drink It Down

Our ode to the immaculate Dennis Reynolds!                lyrics:      The first is "D", I'm demonstrating my value!
Look at me, can't you see it's true?
I've got nothing behind these eyes but love for you
Next is "E", I'm engaging you physically
Just laugh it off, and pass it up innocently
My breath in your ears and my hands on your knees
Affection's a blessing, especially from me

The third is "N", I'm nurturing the bond
To keep you from feeling healthy and strong
Threatening phone calls and blackouts all day long
Thank god you have me!
The second "N", you're feeling all alone
Callin up my telephone but nobody's ever home
You feel helpless and out of control as you're waiting for a stone against your window

Next up "I", will inspire hope
You've awakened a love in me deeper than anyone i've ever known
You're floating on air and pissing up a rope 
I'm out the window with your last shred of hope
Last is "S", separate entirely, the head and the body will die
But not  your love for me I can see it in your eyes
You're mine forever

The D.E.N.N.I.S System

Another new song in honor of the next new episode! This little jam commemorates Jack Bauer, the junkyard cat!


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