Creepy as Hell LP (Demo) by Horror Business Casual, 2021. Original Horror Punk. Unsettling. Clever. Catchy. Guaranteed direct hit for #Misfits fans, but stands on its own.

Beware of the Undead Unicorn
Twice as fierce and fatal
as they are beautiful
Beware of the Undead Unicorn
So mystical and magical
So bloodthirsty and murderous

VERSE
You draw your last breath with
A horn through your chest
Meet your end at the hooves
Of the most majestic beast
In the cold grip of death
Somehow you’re still impressed by this
River of crimson that shimmers with glitter

CHORUS

VERSE
See your reflection in its black, lifeless eye as you die
Overwhelmed by compulsion to apologize
The dark equine magic
Will stifle your life force
The entire sky is consumed
By a vanta black rainbow

Undead Unicorn

Creepy as Hell LP (Demo) by Horror Business Casual, 2021. Original Horror Punk. Unsettling. Clever. Catchy. Guaranteed direct hit for #Misfits fans, but stands on its own.

VERSE
A rusty swing set
Swingin’ on its own at night
That’s creepy as hell

A pack of mangy stray dogs with ravenous looks in their eyes
That’s creepy as hell

Some punk in a mask just staring at your house on the lawn
Oh my god That’s creepy as hell

Heavy breathing on the line every time when you pick up the phone
(Home alone)
Super creepy as hell

CHORUS
It’s creepy around this time
Around this time
It’s in your mind
It’s creepy
Creepy (creepy) creepy (creepy)

It’s creepy around this time
Around this time
It’s in your mind
RIt’s creepy
C-c-c-creepy (creepy) Crrrrreeeepy

Creepy
Creepy
Creepy as Hell

Woaaaaaaah ah oh
Woaaaaaaah ah oh

VERSE
A porcelain doll
That’s it. Just the one regular doll.
That’s creepy as hell.

Or a rocking chair just rocking when there ain’t nobody in it at all
That’s creepy as hell

That time I hitched a ride and the driver turned out not to exist
(Someone should do a song about that)
Oh my god that’s creepy as hell

A random guy came to the little league game
Who doesn’t even have any kids
Super creepy as hell

CHORUS

VERSE
The chuckling of unseen children echoing on down the hall
That’s creepy as hell

Or the figure in the attic window across the street when nobody’s home
That’s creepy as hell

And what’s more disturbing that a set of identical twins?
Oh my god that’s creepy as hell

Or the glazed, far-away look on the face of a mannequin
Super Creepy as hell

CHORUS

CODA
There’s a dog on a leash in the street and a hand on the leash but no body on the hand
That’s creepy as hell

There’s an abandoned Pizza Hut outside of town that nobody ever goes in
(Except the meth heads and the rats and the young lovers)
That’s creepy as hell

How about those old ass photographs where people had to stay completely still
And looked really pissed off
That’s creepy as hell

Or kids in beauty pageants
On a runway straight to psychoanalysis
That’s creepy as hell

And I don’t trust birds ever since I saw that Hitchcock movie about birds. I think
It was called “birds.”
That’s creepy as hell

Clowns out of context
Hell, clowns in any context at all, really
That’s creepy as hell

Creepy As Hell

Creepy as Hell LP (Demo) by Horror Business Casual, 2021. Original Horror Punk. Unsettling. Clever. Catchy. Guaranteed direct hit for #Misfits fans, but stands on its own.

VERSE
these full moon moments
Get the best of me
Oh, this inconvenient lycanthropy

CHORUS
You wished I would be different for you
You’ll learn to be careful what you wish for

VERSE
We all go through changes
But this one’s pretty big
Talk about “time of the month”
Babe, you ain’t got shit on me

CHORUS
You know I love sleeping next to you
(Woah ah oh)
But I don’t ever wanna wake up to severed pieces strewn
About the whole apartment

VERSE
I don’t mean to brag
But I’m a literal monster in the sack
God forbid your daddy ever sees those
Slash marks down your back

CHORUS
When the sun comes up
And everything is in ruins
(Woah ah oh)
I know there blood on my hands
But who’s it belong to?

CODA
Full Moon
Moments

Full Moon Moments

Creepy as Hell LP (Demo) by Horror Business Casual, 2021. Original Horror Punk. Unsettling. Clever. Catchy. Guaranteed direct hit for #Misfits fans, but stands on its own.

Waiting for the bus
A sinkhole opened up
And swallowed me

I fell like 20 feet
A stared up through the street
From the debris

The ground began to undulate around me
I found myself fully surrounded
Drowning in a sea
Of disease, detritus and decay

CHORUS
King Rat
Is the scourge of the subway station
King Rat
Is a vermin Voltron amalgamation
King Rat
A subterranean abomination
How fucked up is that?
A giant rat made out of other rats

King Rat
With an appetite for human flesh
King Rat
Holding court from his garbage nest
King Rat
Clean the bones til there’s nothing left
How fucked up is that
A giant rat made up of other rats

VERSE
In a twitching fur pile
With a busted leg
(Oh no)
Bleeding out
In the rodents’ lair
(Hell no)

Rising from the shadows
Of the writhing hive
Comes A massive beast
With a hundred beady eyes

Red and blinking out of sync
Like a radio tower
And it’s gaping little mouths
Are all looking to devour me

Night falls with no hope of escape
Looks like I’m a feast that’s fit for a king

King Rat

Creepy as Hell LP (Demo) by Horror Business Casual, 2021. Original Horror Punk. Unsettling. Clever. Catchy. Guaranteed direct hit for #Misfits fans, but stands on its own.

Zombie Soul Train

Creepy as Hell LP (Demo) by Horror Business Casual, 2021. Original Horror Punk. Unsettling. Clever. Catchy. Guaranteed direct hit for #Misfits fans, but stands on its own.

CHORUS
Say goodnight
Say goodnight now, baby
Ain’t nothing like those
Dreams you had before

Say goodbye
Pleasant nightmares, baby
And that’s the time
I finally take control

VERSE
I got a face for radio
With a nose for teenage lustrous. Be

I slip it on in
The old sheepskin
Y’know my trusty bladed glove

If you’re thinking that you wanna survive
We’ll then you’d better stay awake

Put the coffee on
‘Cause if you nod off
That’ll be your last mistake

CHORUS
Say goodnight
Say goodnight now, baby
Ain’t nothing like those
Dreams you had before

Say goodbye
Pleasant nightmares, baby
And that’s the time
I finally take control

VERSE
“Now I lay me down to sleep”
By the bedside on your knees

So sweet and innocent
So nubile and naive

Now I slay thee
It’s my thing
And I’m a pro at what I do

I got a razor sharp wit and
The claws to match
And they’ll both slice right through you

CHORUS

BRIDGE
You lucked out this time
When you woke up with a scream

I made a minefield of your mind
And ribbons of your sheets

I hear the talk around block
I guess I’m kind of a big deal

And I heard Inception raked it in
Well they ripped that shit off me

Nightmare On Elm Street

Creepy as Hell LP (Demo) by Horror Business Casual, 2021. Original Horror Punk. Unsettling. Clever. Catchy. Guaranteed direct hit for #Misfits fans, but stands on its own.

VERSE
Out here on the switchback roads in the hills
No one can hear you

A sudden, ghostly Jake brake snarls in the stillness
You get the chills and

Headlights swing around the bend
You been wandering for hours, haven’t seen a soul yet

Hey man
This is your chance to take a chance
This could be salvation
This could be the end

The big rig stops with a sinister hiss
The door swings open and
…
there she is

with an eerie grin
And all she says Is
…
“get in, kid”

PRE-CHORUS
Standing by the the roadside
Deciding while the Motor idles
One last prayer
Before you step over the white line

Shaking as your feet find the cold chrome side step
A stab of regret as you climb into the cab with

CHORUS
Marge
Large Marge

VERSE
Paging St. Christopher
Sorry.
That patron isn’t in.
You’re on a bad stretch of road here
Where ain’t no saint ever been

Inside it smells like a mausoleum
Dim dome light
She’s got a death grip on the wheel
By the moon her countenance expressionless
A one track mind going on about some accident

You notice the Radio
Has wires leading nowhere…
She’s still over sharing
Then she makes a super scary face
Just in time, through the fog there’s a bar…
She cackles as she says
“Honey, tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

PRE- CHORUS
The vibe shifts
At the mention of the name
And the conversation fades with the color from their faces

Spit takes in the place
And the record skips
“Large Marge died on a
Night just like this

CHORUS
one”
Large Marge

SOLO

PRE-CHORUS
I been riding shotgun
With a g-g-g-g-ghost

With a local dead folk legend fresh enough to still loom

CHORUS
Large
Large Marge

Large Marge

Creepy as Hell LP (Demo) by Horror Business Casual, 2021. Original Horror Punk. Unsettling. Clever. Catchy. Guaranteed direct hit for #Misfits fans, but stands on its own.

Transient souls
Just wandering up and down the halls outside my door
I catch a fish-eye glimpse
Of those fuckers through the peep hole

And I think there’s something strange about
That couch they left when they moved out
I think it’s safe to say
That it’s swallowed more than chage

PRE CHORUS
woke up in a sweat
There was blood seeping into the carpet
Ran to the sink
There was pus coming out of the faucet
(And worst of all)
There was one thing that hit me
that made me especially nauseous
These haunts
They could definitely cost
My security deposit

CHORUS
Haunted apartment
It’s live and/or die here
It’s rent controlled
These ghosts won’t ever
Find another place
Haunted apartment
I’m gonna survive here
Over my dead body
I’ve got a brave face
But it’s looking kinda grave here

VERSE
I’d rather be deceased
Than let them make me break my lease
They wait until I’m drunk
And they piss all in my bed

I tell myself to play it cool
“These ghouls were all
Once just like you”
But flesh it weak
And blood’s a mess
Maybe they’ve got it made

PRE-CHORUS
I blacked out
and they Ran up a bill
with a phone sex hotline
Woke up with my pants in the hall
And the TV stuck on Lifetime
(Don’t look at me)

Haunted Apartment

VERSE
All the windows painted black from the inside

Faint shapes of lips and hips and backsides in the red light

The smell of gin and sin and brimstone
Cheap cigars and hellfire pheromones

(In here it’s one hell of a night, babe)

The sounds of the jukebox playing backwards
And the phantom ring of a broken payphone

(One last kiss then the stick of the knife blade)

CHORUS

I got lost and I wound up at
Satan’s Whorehouse
No affiliation with
The Devil’s Whorehouse
DBA in the lower 48 it’s
Beelzebub’s Gentleman’s Club
Geocities.com slash
Satan’s Whirehouse

VERSE
Evidence of fallen angels
Battered halos in the lost found

And you can tell who the fresh kills are here
With their clean-shaven jaws scraping on the ground

The cracks of whips
On flesh and shinbones
Blood red lips caressed
By forked tongues

(If sin’s your thing then you came to the right place)

The lick of the flames
And the hell-kitten stage show
Dares from devils on both your shoulders

(Free advice but you’re gonna pay some way)

CHORUS

VERSE
The owner is here tonight
The neon glints
Off his custom rims

He checks his hair in the rear view mirror
Before he heads inside

In the black light frame
On his tailgate
He’s got a vanity plate
Says
666 9

He’s got a familiar face
That you can’t quite place
And a firm handshake
And an name tag that says

Gary.

Beelzebub’s Gentleman’s Club

VERSE
The witching hour’s upon us
So Keep your hands off of my goddamn Remote
I see those curves through the static and There’s no doubt about it
I’m convinced I’m in love
Deep, dark love

CHORUS
The film’s okay
But you just steal the show
Elvira
You’re the most bewitching local horror television program host
Elvira
So weak for that polyester deep vee
I bow to the queen of the B movie A team
Mistress of the Dark
And you’re the mistress of my VCR
Elvira

VERSE
Aimlessly surfing the channels
In the flicker of the VHF glow
All dressed in black
You stopped me dead in my tracks
Now I don’t ever touch that dial no more

So I adjust the antenna
To make sure I get you coming in clear
So sardonic
So iconic
So cool, calm and relaxed
The only things standing between us are these car dealer ads

Elvira, ‘84

Horror punk with a vintage spirit, ghoulish cleverness, fiendishly iconic hooks. Creepy as hell. Always fun. Always unsettling.

If you dig the original Misfits, dig this up. You’ll like it. HBC pays homage, but does it’s own, lycanthropic thing.

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