Big Money Salvia City

No Sex, No Laid

The official theme song for the Donald Trump 2016 presidential campaign.

Lyrics:
Donald Trump is standing up for what's right
He wants to make America great again
A shrewd businessman, exactly what this country needs
If elected, he will succeed (he will fulfill all campaign promises)

China, China, China, China
They own some debt, it's serious, kinda
He'll build a wall, secure our borders
Then comes a Great Flood of law and order

Donald Trump (Donald Trump)
He'll be the boss, America is his employee
Donald Trump (Donald Trump)
He'll outlaw Spanish, we don't speak that in this country
Donald Trump (Donald Trump)
No more free cars for illegal immigrants
Donald Trump (Donald Trump)

Donald Trump we will make love to you
(again and again and again and again and)
Donald Trump we will make love to you
(again and again and again and again and)
We'll have such profitable offspring with you

Donald Trump (Official Campaign Theme Song)

Video by FrankJavCee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlOus_eW4n8
Free download:
https://hotdad.bandcamp.com/track/r-i-p-meme
iTunes:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/r.i.p.-meme-feat.-frankjavcee/id1135159435


Lyrics:
Waking up, I'm ready to post my favorite meme
Yesterday, I had seen it in all of my feeds

Posted some fresh dat boi
Posted some caveman spongebob
A little bit of Ted Cruz too
I realized I'd made a mistake

Rest in peace, meme
We loved you for hours but now it's time to go
Rest in peace, meme, maybe you lasted a bit longer 
But now you've gotta go

I'm crashing down, defeated and lonely
I lost my dream
The perfect post had left me exposed
Now I'm just a normie
I knew I had lost you, I knew you were gone
The meme of my life, I'm gonna make a post 
Right now
In remembrance of you

I'm postin' some fresh dat boi
Postin' a little caveman spongebob
A funny pic of Zodiac Ted
Gonna stand up, and share you, okay?

Rest in peace, meme
We loved you for hours but now it's time to go
Rest in peace, meme, maybe you lasted a bit longer 
But now you've gotta go

We're in Meme City, we gotta keep drivin', can't stop too long
Gotta keep moving, gotta keep making fresh meme content
Find a new picture, write a new caption

Here's a meme, there's a meme, post a meme
Memes and memes and 
Memes

Rest in peace, meme
We loved you for hours but now it's time to go
Rest in peace, meme, maybe you lasted a bit longer 
But now you've gotta go
Rest in peace, meme
We want you forever, but they keep saying no
Rest in peace, meme
We loved you for hours, but now it's time to go

It's time to go

R.I.P. Meme

R.I.P. Meme ft. FrankJavCee

Music Video: 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hShYnVEmbb4
Download it here:
https://hotdad.bandcamp.com/track/big-money-salvia

Lyrics:
I'm Big Money Salvia, King of the Pipe 
Typing up comments all damn night 
Martin Shkreli is a son of a bitch 
When I finish making fun of him, I bounce on my boy's dick 

He's a big fan of the Internet 
Leaving lots of comments that you won't forget 
Schoolin' you, telling you to "google it" 
Frequently bouncing on his boy's dick 

Big Money Salvia is here 
Posting comments everywhere 
uhhhh, big money 

Big Money Salvia 
Big Money Salvia, Salvia 

Tick, tick, tock, it's Salvia o' Clock 
Slapping around Shkreli with my digital cock 
9/11 inside job, click click 
Spent 3 fucking hours bouncing on my boy's dick 

Big Money Salvia, king of the 'net 
Ruling his kingdom with an iron fist 
Bouncing on his boy's dick, don't forget 
Telling us the truth about FEMA camps 

Big Money Salvia is here 
Posting comments everywhere 
uhhhh, big money 

Big Money Salvia 
Big Money Salvia, Salvia

Big Money Salvia

A Ninja Sex Party Parody
Video (A REQUIRED WATCH): www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cgVScHZ4Sg

Lyrics:
i was taking your girlfriend to laser beach 
sparkling hot sand and a glimpse of her triple d's (tits) 
she said "i'm so glad that you brought me here today" 
my huge and slimy meat stick was ready to play 

so we walked and we walked cuz we needed a bed 
for 8 million, 269 thousand miles 
did you notice I said "69" like when you put your lips on the other person's genitals? 
and you won't fucking believe what comes next 
no, it's not me, i didn't come yet 

we get to a bridge and there's a dude on guard 
on a totally unrelated note he's eating a snickers bar 
he looks at your girlfriend gets so stiff and hard 
a bunch of fucking lasers shoot out of his fucking arms 

he says "hey loser, is that your girl? i'm totally prepared to rock her world. 
by rock her world, i definitely mean fuck 
i'm gonna fuck your girl with my veiny, meaty cock" 

so i look at his cock, and it's smaller than mine 
i realize that i can fuck at any place and time 
i'm optimistic, i'm filled with fuckin' hope 
dick, dick, cock, sack, boner, tits, balls 

i'm not feeling squeamish so i really grip his penis 
i hold it, WHACK, from hard to soft just like that 
your girlfriend says to me "i never knew you were so badass" 
i told her, "sweetheart, i'm the Master King Dick Lord of Fuck" 

"I'm here to penetrate your holy temple... with my boner-dick" 

"my cock is 69 inches long so i hope your vagina can swallow my schlong 
i don't wanna hurt you with my huge fuckin' meat" 
"my vagina is 70 inches at least" 
so i scream and i go balls deep! 
so i scream and i go balls deep! 

now i'm fuckin your girl, vagina feels so good! it rocks to have sex so fuckin' much! 
we float up in the clouds, there's laser werewolves and machine gun vampires flying all around in magical spaceships 
And everybody wants to join our fuck, so we let 'em fuck! 

And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! 
They like to suck! But they they love to fuck! 
They love the boobs and vaginas, too 
And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! 
They'll fuck for you! They’ll fuck you, too 
They fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck!

Fun Time Laser Intercourse Beasts

Music Video: 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSwu-wAwcG0
Download it:
Download it:
https://hotdad.bandcamp.com/track/sometimes-i-make-shit-that-rocks
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/sometimes-i-make-s**t-that/id1159249538?uo=4&app=itunes

Lyrics:
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that’s crazy 
Sometimes I make shit with ‘tude 
Sometimes I make shit for you 
Oh, oh 

Sometimes I add in the bass 
I’m groovin’, movin’ for you 
I do the best that I can 
Play instruments with my hands, whoa 

I could write a song and it might be lazy 
I could write a hit and make the fans go crazy 
I could write a melody, words come later 
Or write the words first, then the melody after that 

Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I rock, sometimes I rock 

Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Might make some shit that is dancey 
Mix it and master it, too 
And then deliver to you 
Oh, oh 

Sometimes I make shit for dudes 
Sometimes for the ladies, too 
Mankind is hoping for tunes 
I’m gonna make ‘em for you, mankind 

I could write a song and it might be lazy 
I could write a hit and make the fans go crazy 
I could write a melody, words come later 
Or write the words first, then the melody after that 

Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I rock, Sometimes I rock 

I can make shit that rocks 
I’m gonna write some shit that rocks 
The kids are gonna love how much it rocks 
It’s time to rock, rockin’ really rocks 

Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
I’m gonna rock, I’m gonna rock 

Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
Sometimes I make shit that rocks 
I’m gonna rock, I’m gonna rock

Sometimes I Make Shit That Rocks

Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJM4R-NNXVM

Lyrics
Get out guitar, it’s time to strum 
You’re Bob Dylan, the only one 
Gonna write a song, gonna politics too 
Tryna make a difference, to spread some truth 
Drivin’ around town in a luxury car 
An American icon and a lyrical star 
Got a buncha kids, but a father to plenty 
A musical dad, with albums, so many 


I won’t try to predict what the Bob will do 
Put on a shirt, play a song, go for walks outside, eat some food? 
Days come, days will go but the Dylan stays 
Written tons of songs even some you’d recognize by name 


Lift your hands for Bob Dylan 


Bob Dylan 
B-b-bob, bob, Bob Dylan 
Bob Dylan 
B-b-bob, bob, Bob Dylan, Dylan 


Get out harmonica, it’s time to blow 
People at the concert want a Bob Dylan show 
They paid for tickets, Bob Dylan on marquee 
All the fans wanna rock, to varying degrees 
Come on stage, lift up a fist 
A bunch of people scream “we’re so glad you exist!” 
Strum the same chord for 20 minutes of time 
Nobody gives a shit, cuz they’re all on cloud nine 


I won’t try to predict what the Bob will do 
Wear a hat, fade to black when the show is done, read the news 
Days come, days will go but the Dylan stays 
His music is available in myriad formats today 


Hey, it’s like I’m in another world 
Bob Dylan reaches every boy, every girl 
Voice of an angel, lips that twist and curl 
Nobel prize winner in literature, 2016 


Clap your hands for Bob Dylan 


Bob Dylan 
B-b-bob, bob, Bob Dylan 
Bob Dylan 
B-b-bob, bob, Bob Dylan, Dylan 


Bobby Dylan, Bobby Dylan 
He’s Bobby Dylan, Bobby Dylan 
Bobby Dylan, Bobby Dylan 
He’s Bobby Dylan, he’s ready for another tour 


Bob Dylan 
B-b-bob, bob, Bob Dylan 
Bob Dylan 
B-b-bob, bob, Bob Dylan, Dylan

Bob Dylan

Video: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gocva-Dh7A0

Lyrics:
I’m at the club, just doing what I do 
She’s standing next to me, sipping gin and juice 
She’s gettin’ wild, she’s bound to get lewd 
The music starts blasting and I’m shaking in my boots 

I’ve been through this before 
And I can’t take it no more 
She’s on the loose, a renegade 
And her moves will turn me upside down 

Get so afraid you don’t know what to do 
It’s like a great big phallic monster is creeping up on you 

She’s dancin’, it’s gonna make me sick 
She keeps moving her body like a penis tip 
This ain’t heaven, and I ain’t cool with it 
She keeps moving her body like a penis tip 

I see her wigglin’ and then I see her shake 
My stomach starts churning, regretting all the food I ate 
I’m stuck inside a nightmare, I need to escape 
She thrusting in the corner, evil smile on her face 

I’ve been through this before 
And I can’t take it no more 
She’s on the loose, a renegade 
And her moves will turn me upside down 

Get so afraid you don’t know what to do 
It’s like a great big phallic monster is creeping up on you 

She’s dancin’, it’s gonna make me sick 
She keeps moving her body like a penis tip 
This ain’t heaven, and I ain’t cool with it 
She keeps moving her body like a penis tip 

Get so afraid you don’t know what to do 
It’s like a great big phallic monster is creeping up on you 

She’s dancin’, it’s gonna make me sick 
She keeps moving her body like a penis tip 
This ain’t heaven, and I ain’t cool with it 
She keeps moving her body like a penis tip

Mastered by Andrew Maury

Tips

Penis Tip

VIDEO: 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKv4BEujFU

Lyrics:
I love the pic you posted, wonderin’ if I share it, would you mind? 
I know a couple people online who would love it, please reply 

You’re right, it is super funny 
Thank you for stopping by! 

Haha, I can’t stop laughing 
How did you find something this crazy? 
Please answer my question above 
I’d like to print it and make copies 

If you don’t want me to share it, it’s not a big deal 
I understand, man 
I do 

Go ahead it is all yours 
You can save it if you want to 

Thank you so much! Where did you find a picture this great? 
I’ve seen so many, I’ve never seen anything close to this great, before

I really, really, really like this image 
I like it too 

I’m glad that I could share something with you 
Sometimes dreams can come true 
I’m happy that I could have a laugh with you 
On the internet 
Hahah, great pic 

Thanks, Lori

I Really, Really, Really Like This Image

YouTube:
https://youtu.be/8We8HChN3a8

Lyrics:
I am wondering how you can communicate in the world
Sometimes we need to reach out, and talk to people not face to face

Is writing letters still the only way?
Sometimes it can take weeks, that’s not okay

I’m hoping to figure this out
I’m optimistic there’s a better way to interface

Can you talk to people around the world on the internet? 
I haven’t figured it out but I hope to soon
Can you speak to people outside your home on the internet?
If that’s true, it could prove to be extremely useful	

What if you could take text and transmit it digitally?
Someday maybe images and sound, but for right now, text is a fine goal

Sharing ideas takes a real long time
Was weeks ago when it was fresh on my mind
This kind of stuff keeps me awake at night
Seems like by now there’d be a cool device (that can do all these things and more)

I’ve been doing research nonstop
I’m optimistic there’s a better way to promulgate

Can you talk to people around the world on the internet? 
I haven’t figured it out but I hope to soon
Can you speak to people outside your home on the internet?
If that’s true, it could prove to be extremely useful	

Can you use your phone to do more things than merely talk?
If that’s true, it could prove to be extremely useful
Adding a calculator function would be so cool
Crunching numbers on the go would be amazing

The future’s looking super promising. But we’re not there yet, no way.

Can You Talk to People Around the World on the Internet?

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Summer Girls

Summer Girls (LFO Synthwave Cover)

Music Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awQHKwL5jOA
Lyrics based on the Smash Mouth arrangement of the Neil Diamond original.

I'm a Believer (Synthpop Cover)

VID: youtu.be/qr-sDJX72WY

Lyrics:
Suckin’ on my tendies like you wanted me 
Suckin’ on my tendies like you need the meat 
Suckin’ on my tendies brings you big delight 
Sucking on my tendies almost every night 

You’re starin’ at my tendies hungrily 
You want my tendies 'cause you love to eat and suck that meat 
Put those tendies in your mouth and seal your lips 
Chew and suck my chicken treats until they’re gone, swallow bliss 

You’re suckin’ on my tendies 
So crispy and aplenty 

Suckin’ on my tendies, bring me all your cash 
If you want tendies, pay me now, I’ll make ‘em fast 
Dippin’ all my tendies into thick, rich sauce 
Commanding all my tendies, I’m the Tendies Boss™ 

You’re salivating at sight of tendies 
Lust in your body’s got you fidgeting nervously 
Put those tendies in your mouth, a joyous scream 
Experience sensations beyond anything in your wildest dreams 

You’re suckin’ on my tendies 
The hunger, neverending 

Suck my chicken tendies 
Suck my tendies 
Chicken tendies so blessed 
Suck my tendies 

I wanna munch, put ‘em in my mouth 
When I move my hips, all the tendies come out 
Don’t stop at ten, twentydies all day 
The hunger, the power, the tendies, the way 

Tendies within me, growing all the time 
There’s no way to get my tendies outta your mind 
Crunchy-suck, no, you can’t get enough 
My tendies are greater than all other stuff 

Oh-oh-oh chicken tendies 
Oh-oh-oh chicken tendies 
Chicken tend-i-es 
Chicken tend-i-es 

Suckin’ on my tendies like you wanted me 
Suckin’ on my tendies like you need the meat 
Suckin’ on my tendies brings you big delight 
Sucking on my tendies is perfect and amazin’ 
You know just what I’m saying 
The crispy spicy breadin’ 
The dipping sauce is heaven 
Lick and suck that chicken 
The juices on your lips and 
Display a greasy smile 
Meat sliding through your body 

Lubricious lust for tendies 
You want and need these tendies 
Chicken tendies monomania 
Inside you, something’s changed 

Replace your son and wife with my tendies 
Yeah, that’s right 
Replace your son and wife with my tendies 
Yeah, that’s right 

Because you need the meat

Suckin' on My Tendies

Lyrics:

I got this big job contract, oh yes
“Can you make cool website for kids?”
“They gotta stick around, yeah, it’s gotta be bliss, 
Hey, I’m tellin’ you again, it’s a website for kids”

I told ‘em no problem, it’s okay, I rock
This kid-stuff is easy and I’m totally on top
Sea creatures, bubbles, colorful beepers
Monster trucks, fanny packs, epic cool preachers

Can I use unlicensed characters from films?
I’m just asking the question, I’m not saying I will
My ultimate goal, and I promise you this:
To make a great and functional website for kids

I’ll design with Skeuomorphs, and make it intuitive
I’ll show these kids who the design king truly is
I’m makin’ it happen, I’ve got so much to flaunt
But oh shit, I’m stuck, I can’t pick out a font

(Things are just not going my way, ugh)

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a site that appeals to kids

I take a break and I grab a snack,
I do some yoga, and draw a hot bath
When my head is clear, I’m back at the computer
Gotta make a cool site for these younger users

I’m scrolling through the list, but nothin’ fits
I assumed medieval fonts would be perfect for kids
Calibri don’t work, courier is shit
I add a surfboard, some chips and myriad dips

A bitcoin market, yeah, “great for kids!”
But what font do I use? I’m getting tired of dead ends
I add a cute soldier and a badass fish
I think, “solving this problem is my ultimate wish”

I gaze to the Lord of Fonts in the sky
Yes, I whisper a prayer, a desperate cry
Suddenly, I’m greeted, surprise, by a dancer,
I assume, “hey some wisdom, an arrival of answers”

I’m not gonna tell you what font to use 
You’d better get with the times, you’d better find what’s new
A design battle in a colosseum 
If you figure out my clues, then my friend, you’ve won

I end the call, my heart is racing
I’m punching my brain, it’s the answer I’m chasing
They say a dancer appearing is a real good omen
I’ve got it, eureka, I’ll use times new roman!

We love that font, we use it a bunch
We need it in our lives, we just can’t get enough
Excitement and delight when we’re visiting your
Website

Times New Roman is awesome

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a real nice site for kids

Just tell me what font to pick when I’m making websites for kids
Please help, I’ve got a real big list, gotta narrow it down for this
In over my head a bit, but I’m gonna find the ultimate kid-friendly font
Wanna get the clicks, and make a site that appeals to kids

I found the right font for kids

Just Tell Me What Font to Pick (When I'm Making Websites for Kids)

Video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G-8R5Vivkk

Lyrics:
I wake up each day, it’s always the same 
I have my pain 
My purpose is lost, the ultimate cost 
I’m drifting away 

I wait for tomorrow, a brand new day 
But nothing will change 
A burning sensation, this hurt needs abatement 
I sit and contemplate 

These icy tears keep pouring down my face 

Sometimes I don’t enjoy my life 
The problem lies in my son and wife 
Don’t like my spouse and don’t like my kid 
Unfortunately that’s just the way it is 

I stare at the time, the numbers don’t change 
It’s always Sad O’clock 
Infinitesimal love, this agony grows strong 
I’ve come unplugged 

Coping with sorrow, I’m stolen not borrowed 
I’m laid to waste 
No way to reframe it, I’m just devastated 
Can’t show my face 

I truly hope son and wife can be replaced 

Sometimes I don’t enjoy my life 
The problem lies in my son and wife 
Don’t like my spouse and don’t like my kid 
Unfortunately that’s just the way it is 

Don’t like my son or my wife 
Don’t like my son or my wife 

Sometimes I don’t enjoy my life 
The problem lies in my son and wife 
Don’t like my spouse and don’t like my kid 
Unfortunately that’s just the way it is 

What I don’t like 
Is my son and wife 
What I don’t enjoy 
Is my bride and boy 

No matter what I do, it don’t feel right 
The problem lies in my son and wife 
I try to be polite, try to be forthright 
It just don’t matter ‘cause the pain’s like a knife 
I don’t like the kid, don’t like the spouse, don’t like the life, don’t like the house 
It’s time to get out 

Change your son and wife, well 
It’ll change your whole life

The Problem (Lies In My Son And Wife)

Download:
https://hotdad.bandcamp.com/track/big-spooky-salvia

Lyrics:
He’s Big Spooky Salvia, lord of the night 
He’s bringing the terror, and the ghastly frights 
Martin Shkreleton and Alex Bones 
Leave your lights turned on if you’re watching home alone 

The ghouls and goblins, knocking at the door 
Salvia-stein’s Monster is hungry for more 
The beasts are howling, of their king, they’re afraid 
He’s Big Spooky Salvia, he’s bouncing on his boy’s grave 

Big Spooky Salvia 

Martin Shkreleton, Dread Cruz 
DJ Crypt Death 

He’s Big Spooky Salvia, with fangs used to bite 
He’ll drink your blood, like cheap red wine 
When the moon is full, something scary might happen 
And perhaps it won’t, because the ghosts are napping 

The chemtrail fog is rolling all across the land 
A goblin in your bed, gently cuddling with your man 
Pineapples come to life, on a killing spree 
And Big Spooky Salvia is pulling all the spooky strings 

Big Spooky Salvia 

Martin Shkreleton x 2 

Listener beware!

Big Spooky Salvia

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