EXCLUSIVE !
Tongue in cheek look at the NWO's trans agenda.
A Juicy Trip down memory lane when winkandwoo were a duo with me and steve, he used to write the lyrics for me , and here they are :-
I can see the attraction
But I'm one of the few
Not forming a queue
At the bar or the gym
Or wherever it is 
They wait for him

Will they think him
Cultured and diverse
When Mister
Becomes Miss Universe
Or will they
Cross themselves and curse
When Mister
Becomes Miss Universe
Will they take delight
In the perverse
When Mister
Becomes Miss Universe
Or will puckered lips
Become pursed
When Mister
Becomes Miss Universe

What's the fascination 
Let's ponder a while 
Is it his smile
Maybe his profile
So classically Greek
But hardly unique
What do they expect
When they descend the steps
To his fathomless depths
Will they have the wherewithal
To handle his arsenal

Will they think him
Cultured and diverse
When Mister
Becomes Miss Universe
Or will they
Cross themselves and curse
When Mister
Becomes Miss Universe
Will they take delight
In the perverse
When Mister
Becomes Miss Universe
Or will puckered lips
Become pursed
When Mister
Becomes Miss Universe

winkandwoo 2002

Miss Universe (Gender Mix)

TAKEN FROM THE ALBUM - THE STAGE DOOR 
Lyrics:-
He picks up the letter
Just before he leaves
He sits at the station
And he starts to read

Just don't forget me 
I'll be right here
When you get weary
I'll kiss your tears

He steps off the platform
Into his new world
A tiny apartment
And his brand new girl

She picks up the photo
When he turned 21
His father was absent
And he's her only son , the only one

Just don't forget me 
I'll be right here
When you get weary
I'll kiss your tears

Kiss your tears 
I'll be right here
Kiss your tears
To make it ok

Just don't forget me 
I'll be right here
When you get weary
I'll kiss your tears

I'll kiss your tears away
Make it all ok

winkandwoo 2018

KISS YOUR TEARS - winkandwoo

Taken From - The Stage Door 
Lyrics :-
All joking aside
Where is this thing we`ve got going can we decide
Don`t walk through that door
It`s because I`m pinning you down now we need to talk

I wanted to push you
I wanted to shove
I wanted to force you into
Talking `bout a stupid love
I know I`m too formal
Too eager to judge
But it isn`t normal
If we`re not talking `bout a
Stupid Love

You seem so surprised
With your sarcastic eyebrow raise I wonder why
Now it`s me who`s struck dumb
I`m all confused because I thought you`d say
I was the only one

I wanted to push you
I wanted to shove
I wanted to force you into
Talking `bout a stupid love
I know I`m too formal
Too eager to judge
But it isn`t normal
If we`re not talking `bout a
Stupid Love

2017 - winkandwoo

STUPID LOVE - winkandwoo

Available on the Album = The Stage Door
LYRICS:-
I Feel it burn
Deep in my heart
If I could turn
I`d put out the spark

Fire in my soul
Fire in my heart
It is a deeper yearning
For my life to start
I make the change 
I rearrange 
Still there is something 
That is making me feel strange 
Strange

The lightning strikes
The thunder roars
It never rains
It only pours

Fire in my soul
Fire in my heart
It is a deeper yearning
For my life to start
I make the change 
I rearrange 
Still there is something 
That is making me feel strange 
Strange

winkandwoo 2018

STRANGE - winkandwoo

TAKEN FROM - "The Stage Door" Album by winkandwoo
LYRICS:-
It`s a peculiar vibe
This social media thing
And when you find your tribe
And They`re not worshiping 
Does it  burn a great big whole 
In your self esteem

You walk into the road 
With your phone in your face
And you would self implode 
If you didn`t touch base
With all the "fans"
Who liked a photograph of you

Follow me
And don`t forget to thumbs up me
Send me emoji smiles 
And HEART my new profiles 
Follow me yeah !
Follow me
And don`t forget to download me
Click on my photograph
Does it make you laugh
Follow me yeah !

How many followers are 
There on your Facebook page
And do they really care
Or do they think you`re deranged
Are you trolled on Twitter
You poor darling you

Get up get out of your chair
It`s a big world outside
And it could use your flare 
And you could be inspired
To live the life you wanted
And wished for now

Follow me
And don`t forget to thumbs up me
Send me emoji smiles 
And HEART my new profiles 
Follow me yeah !
Follow me
And don`t forget to download me
Click on my photograph
Does it make you laugh
Follow me yeah !

winkandwoo - 2017

FOLLOW ME - winkandwoo

The Title Track From The Album - THE STAGE DOOR
LYRICS:-
Once again the cast were brilliant
But you shone in the spotlight 
Like a white hot flame
And all the other actors merely
Props that you needed
To perform the play

I`ve been watching
From the Gods and
It`s my life
Always standing
On the corner 
Of your life

I miss the cues and
I fluff my lines all
Tongue tied as before
You bring the house down
Standing ovation 
I`m begging for encore

Maybe we`ll meet
At the stage door
Just as you leave
From the stage door

As the second act continues
You have really made the entrance
I`ve been waiting for
I thought the interval would
Never end and I`m so grateful
That you`re back for more

I`ve been waiting
On the corner
Of your life
Always hoping 
You`d come back and
Fill my life

I miss the cues and
I fluff my lines all
Tongue tied as before
You bring the house down
Standing ovation 
I`m begging for encore

Maybe we`ll meet
At the stage door
Just as you leave
From the stage door

winkandwoo 2018

The Stage Door - winkandwoo

Part of a series called the lost tapes.
This was written and recorded on 4 track circa 1996 !
Sorry about the sound quality , just wanted it out there.
Lyrics :-
There's a place I know I've been there
Where tortured souls go
I followed many who also sin there 
Despite all the no nos
Oh it seemed fine , just for a while 
Just for a moment
Oh but soon I found out , what it's all about 
Ain't no big romance

Heartbreak Avenue
Where I lost my heart to you 
Now I'll never go back to 
Heartbreak Avenue
Down on
Heartbreak Avenue
Is the street I found the blues
Another love that isn't true 
On Heartbreak Avenue

Must I fall from grace every time
I see your face yeah
And you walk by me out on the town 
With another guy yeah
Oh how many fools have you made 
Look more stupid
Oh but time after time 
Temptation divine feels like cupid
Oh playing with fire , mixed with desire
You're asking for trouble
So if your feet stray down that way
Get away on the double ( I've been there to)

Heartbreak Avenue
Where I lost my heart to you 
Now I'll never go back to 
Heartbreak Avenue
Down on
Heartbreak Avenue
Is the street I found the blues
Another love that isn't true 
On Heartbreak Avenue

Well now i sit and contemplate all my mistakes
I've had the worst of things , but I've still got some breaks
It's only loving that I want

Heartbreak Avenue
Where I lost my heart to you 
Now I'll never go back to 
Heartbreak Avenue
Down on
Heartbreak Avenue
Is the street I found the blues
Another love that isn't true 
On Heartbreak Avenue

winkandwoo 1996

Heartbreak Avenue

Anatomy

Lyrics By The Late Mr Stephen Humphreys
The rest Me !
Lyrics:-
Though there's no disputin'
That Brawny Rasputin
Cut a fine figure of a man
Even he for heaven's sake
Had the occasional headache
And asked the Zsarina 
To understand

Even the greats need a rest Oh Yes
Even the greats need a rest
So don't be dismayed
Don't be depressed
If I don't respond to your caress
'Cause even the greats need a rest

Did Ramses the second
Lustfully beckon
Every Nile cutie to his boudoir
Did Napoleon
Get his freak on
Pour Josephine
Tous le soir

Even the greats need a rest Oh Yes
Even the greats need a rest
So don't be dismayed
Don't be depressed
If I don't respond to your caress
'Cause even the greats need a rest

Did Bismarck Bark 
Oufden Boden !
After every 
Fräulein in Berlin
Was Clark Gable 
Ready Willing and Able
For Every girl 
That Clammered after him

Even the greats need a rest Oh Yes
Even the greats need a rest
So don't be dismayed
Don't be depressed
If I don't respond to your caress
'Cause even the greats need a rest

winkandwoo 2015

Even The Greats Need A Rest

TAKEN FROM THE DEBUT ALBUM - DOSSIER 
LYRICS
Lyrics by Stephen Humphreys , Music ,vocals and production by me .

I wouldn't say I'm the obsessive kind
But i can't seem to get you , outa my mind
What wouldn't I give to have you by my side
Nothin' it seems short of homicide
I'd make a pact with the devil himself
If you chose me and no-one else

You dominate my thoughts
Day out and day in
You don't know I exist
Just a touch just a kiss
A chance would be a fine thing

I don't care if you're not erudite
Conversations won't get me through tonight
I don't care if you don't say a word
Actions speak louder or so I've heard
In the cold hours before dawn
Only you can keep me warm

You dominate my thoughts
Day out and day in
You don't know I exist
Just a touch just a kiss
A chance would be a fine thing

I've nealt and I've prayed
And I've plotted and planned
You're immune and i don't understand
I confess I obsess but you couldn't care less
So I guess this ain't wonderland

You dominate my thoughts
Day out and day in
You don't know I exist
Just a touch just a kiss
A chance would be a fine thing

Chance Would Be A Fine Thing

Lyrics - Stephen Humphreys The rest - Me. winkandwoo 2015

Love's unkind Donna opined
It's also blind i tend to find
No one heeds the warning signs
Love subverts and undermines

But you just can't stay away
Baby it's in your DNA
No matter what you might say
Baby it's in your DNA
DNA   DNA    DNA      DNA

Love's oblique it speaks in tongues
It has been known to eat it's young
Love has no rhyme or reason
Love's confusion love's Cartesian

But you just won't stay away
Baby it's in your DNA
No matter what you might say
Baby it's in your DNA
DNA   DNA    DNA      DNA

Don't wanna alarm you 
But beware the one
Who wants to charm you
Don't wanna disconcert you
Love will flirt - spurt - hurt 
And the desert you
Love will flirt - spurt - hurt 
And the desert you

But you just won't stay away
Baby it's in your DNA
No matter what you might say
Baby it's in your DNA
DNA   DNA    DNA      DNA

Love's a mask for many vices
Love's for sale at discount prices
Love's deluxe , love is Divine
Love is what we hope to find

And you just won't stay away
Baby it's in your DNA
No matter what you might say
Baby it's in your DNA
But you just can't stay away
Baby it's in your DNA
No matter what you might say
Baby it's in your DNA
DNA   DNA    DNA      DNA

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