Once upon a time I wrote a book. Which became a podcast. Which became a life's purpose. Here's the first chapter to the next volume. Are you ready for orbit? Because the only way forward is back. Way back. Back into time. Someone stop me before the hands flutter their butterfly wings and I start sounding like an episode of True Detective. On and on 'til the break-a-dawn. hagthebook.com IG @naewhitman

01 Scandal's 1986

FINALLYYYY! Second Mix. Baby needs to lay off the effects sometimes, but that’s okay. At least I made my mistakes on the downbeat.

Fielden’s, where I spun around many a night, DJ George Bricero at my side. Trying to find out who I was within the beats & mirrors. Mixture of old and new on a more chill, vibe. Like a lazy pool party. Or an after-hours basement. Minute 25 got me waving my arms around like a Minoan Snake Goddess so it’s all good. Cheers friends, be well. Remember to allow.

Fielden's Basement #RVA

Flow. Buttery glittery and soft. With a bit of Finland at the end for a nice peppermint patty chill. Because it’s good to have a bit of conflict in your art. Especially if makes you tingle and giggle. Wear a hat today. Why don’t you? Why not?

HouseOfNae

Swollen Bent Wattage.

My first paid gig. So yeah, this one I'm gonna remember when I'm old and gray and rocking in the chair with a Cheshire Cat smile. Thinking how I did some shit. Yep. I sure fucking did. Enjoy. Merry Christmas. Remember to allow. Show up for your life.

Tangerine Banana Pomegranate. Steep Station. St Petersburg, FL 12-23-22

With 111% Nae-Nae. Mixing feels like fabric making, something I also do. Cosmic Giraffe fabric is wholly me, w/crazy patterns which somehow fit. Frayed edges when Mama forgets but mostly seamless. Glitch, some church, lots of comets. Allow them darling. Happy New Year.

COSMIC GIRAFFE.

A lot like that. Fabulous. Makes a statement. Messy halfway down the back in that one place because you whispered to a darling someone and they pitched their drink sloppy. Still it's your favorite coat. You wear it with your stomping boots. Like life.

Fake Fur Coat.

Stomping boots. Everybody should have a pair and that’s the thing about stomping boots. They can take many forms. The ring you slam on your finger as you walk out the door. The coat that makes you feel like an Empress when you enter a room. Those stomping boots making noise as you throw yourself across the room in such a way it looks like you’re gliding. That’s the kind of attitude we need these days. An ease and purpose. I hope this mix brings you that.

ps. A couple missteps but there's always that. This is the moment I actually have something to say, because I finally learned my letters. I finally learned to walk. To stomp.

Stomping Boots.

I love a good waistcoat, darling. Brocaded. Elaborate. It makes me think of Dandies. Mercenaries wielding swords in floppy hats. It makes me think of PIRATES. Thank you One of Us Events! Playing B2B with Valentina Schwartz & La Catira was incredibleeeee.

Waistcoat.

You think what you want. I know what it means. So much swing, so many layers for a post-pandemic, pre-apocolyptic June. Maybe hug a tree and dance it out for the world. We need it. Performed at District Lounge 6/1/23, HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SALTED IN THE SHELL.

METTLE.

On the verge. On the brink. Not poised. Not poison. Poise. Stay tuned.

Poise.

It was so epic. Mix of my life. Thank you to all who were there in person, or who listened via FB Live online. Can't wait to do it again, hopefully in a month! See you August 10th at District Lounge, Saint Petersburg, Florida.

PRIDE IN THE HOUSE. STEEP STATION. 7-21-23.

Something happened. Went through the wormhole at 4 minutes and change, then the saxophones starated dueling. There was a message and white lines but we let it roll right to the dirty cash. Enjoy. See you August 10th at District Lounge, St. Pete, Florida.

ELEVATION.

See you tomorrow, DistrictLounge, SaintPeteFlorida for HHEERR a weekly chic all-female DJ lineup. You're welcome for this mix, thank you District for the opportunity. Banging House heavy on the TRANS. Don't worry, Miss Thang knows how to use it 🪭👠💃🏼

BEATEN.

Wow. The Moroder is so real with this one. Really like where it went. Might have to mix it September 2nd for SonderBlueHouse. St. Pete Pier. See you there under the nets 💃🏼🎧❤️‍🔥💋🤌‼️

Sunset People.

WonderfestFL Hour One. Had 2B there. Hour Two Twomorrow 💪🤸🏼‍♂️🤘🙏‼️

AWEN.

You get your own hi-hat. This one's mine💪💋🧞‍♀️🤙🕺🏼🤸‍♀️💦

CWTCH.

55 mixes + 20 gigs + 1 big love = 2023. My Apocalypse. The Year Of My Life. The Start Of Ours. Water the moment you have my darlings because it might just grow into something. Just call me Juliana Appleseed. See you in 2024. There will be the much shaking of ass that's my only prediction 🔮￼

frill.

Listened to this track three times. There's a bit of mess in two places and yeah sure perfection is perfection. Something to chase. Turns out I don't like chasing things. I prefer a sprinkle of wu-wei and a slapdash of glitter without regard to cleanup. Fuck the rules. Handle your shit guys. The magic here outweigh the rest of it that ending made me cry. God bless us all Tiny Tim and let's pray for better days. Thank you Michael Jackson for the thought and the beats and the notes and the songs. And the beauty.

auguste.

Just what the word means. Any narrative you create exists only between your ears. No one else's. True for most things actually. Be well. Handle your shit. See you next week. ￼

FLAILING.

Together. Altogether. All together now. ￼

fugue&fusion

New and improved. Let's see how this sounds in the other deck. Anybody know a Denon guy? This is my second hour I would've played if we hadn't been rained out. Full video episode up on @houseofnae YouTube because social media keeps trying to filter you down into what they want instead of letting you be who you are. I'm not a 10 minute girl. I'm a two hour girl. See you on YouTube💋🌹#ClownCollege 🎪🎡🎢#BeAClown🤡🎪🎡#HaveYouBeenToTheShowmanMuseum #AskForPearl #ItIsInRiverview

Easy to be hard? Easy to be heard? You decide. Then you tell me darling. ￼

EZ2bHRd

A right and tight 30. Debut Pegasus Lounge Tampa on Leap Day, February 29, 2024, dedicated to loyal rhinos. All the loyal rhinos. And the giraffes who understand them. ￼

Cliff Notes

American Harvester. Gdaddy's favorite brand besides a GMC beige truck. But this ain't that I just love a play on words and Taffy is cute and thank you Taffy for the image and the spirit and the electrical current you feed me every fucking day. We miss you, Taffy🧡🐅￼

AM3RCN HRV3STR

For Henry. The word is Welsh for nostalgia I won't make you work today. Fell in love with a boxer once from Welch West Virginia and you better believe that Parallel hit hard. Probably a lot of my ancestors trying to talk to me. Just like Henry was talking to me inside this mix. He loved to spin like a top. Just like me. He's smiling right now. Just like me. Enjoy.￼

HAERTH.

ZOTZ130

Slow and easy. Just groove it. Sit by some water and listen. Allow. Be well. Try not to dance. It will be difficult. ￼

Transmisson Frequence122

There's a clear narrative here. What's the story morning glory? ￼

FUNFETTI127

Hard and fast great for blowing off steam. Like right in the face.

SAVATE.

Urban Toreador. Slipping Glimpser. Cosmographer. Creator. Disco Giraffe. DJ. Roller Girl, she’s taking chances. She just loves to take them all💋
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