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Produced by Hovey Benjamin

Cover art by @Paperwolf of Modern Outfit

Squad Goals

If You Kill Me

We're All Gonna Die

I have failed at all my New Year's resolutions so I am changing to something easier now.

Watch More Porn

This is a song where I pretty much flex on everyone cuz I chill so hard

Chilling Harder Than You

This is my most personal track. Watch the video: https://youtu.be/ewv-3t7DKTs

Pay You Back In Sex

Astrology

Lyrics:
I swear I’m always lying when I run into my ex
I wanna keep it 100 but I always gotta flex
I’m playing like my life got better ever since she left
Dammit I’m so stressed but I’m actin like I’m blessed

Yeah, so I tell her I’ve been busy as of late
But doing really good, no, scratch that - I’ve been great
I got that big promotion so I really can’t complain
I’m eating raw vegan plus now i meditate

Yeah I've been taking time to focus on my chi
aligning all my chakras and my body's energy
and I been doing yoga for my flexibility
I've really found my peace now that I got a prescription for weed

I’m doing zumba
I’m learning tuba
I bought a roomba
It keeps my room clean
My new roommate 
is a woman
and I’m not bragging
But I think she likes me

I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I can tell that she is not impressed with me
Ooh I wish that we could have sex

I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I’m so bad at flexing on my ex

I’m trying not to look down at her breasts
It’s been a while since I’ve had sex

Life is great
But I must admit that it ain’t always been this way
I was in my feelings lying on the couch all day
Till I saw this dope commercial and my whole life changed

Tell me have you heard of ITT tech
I ain’t tryna flex but it’s on the internet
It’s fully accredited so I’m pretty much set
For the ever-shifting competitive modern job market

Digital research associate
Product integration analyst
Central security specialist
Implementation Coordinator
Regional brand administrator
Human dynamics facilitator
with expert staff and over 140 campuses nationwide, I’m set

I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
Why'd I talk abou ITT Tech
I don’t think we gonna have sex

I’m so bad at flexing on my ex
I’m so bad at flexing on my ex

The times we had together were the best, baby
We used to literally  have sex

Flexing On My Ex

Lyrics:
I got bangs
Yeah baby I got bangs
Now my whole life has changed
Things will never be the same

Hold up
Flex on haters
Put them in they place
Look at how my bangs frame my face
I hope my ex
Sees I’m doing well
Cuz I’m looking like
Zooey Deschanel

And my ex will be so surprised when she sees my hair form a horizontal line
She gon probably say “that’s an interesting style”
Yeah I fucking know, they’re called BANGS

muthafucka I got bangs
Yeah baby I got bangs
Now my whole life has changed
Things will never be the same

You can’t see my forehead 
You can’t see my forehead 
You can’t see my forehead 
Cuz I got bangs I got bangs
Motherfucker I got bangs

Bangs (I Got Bangs)

Lyrics:
I smoke
I drink
I roll
I sip
But never do too much

I lean
I trip
A little bit
I'm good
And that's enough

I wake up and I feel okay (ya im feelin fine) 
Cuz I took it slowly yesterday (I just take my time)

I roll I sip
But just enough
Never too much

Off the drugs
If I’m taking pills I’m only doing one
I don't like the feeling when they adding up
I ain't popping perkies if I'm addied up
Speedballing yeah that shit is dangerous

I'm like no man I'm a grown man
Ahh yeah
Got a game plan
I'm hydrating
I am
Taking supplements
With B vitamins
Just so in the morning
my body be feeling right again

LSD
Yeah I pop a tab like maybe once a year
Science shows that it could help me mentally
They be saying it could set my spirit free
I still take it carefully

I smoke
I drink
I roll
I sip
But never do too much

I lean
I trip
A little bit
I'm good
And that's enough

I know perkies take the pain away
(Gotta numb the pain)
But I got too much to do today
(I know it can wait)

I roll I sip
But just enough
Never too much


Eating weed
Yeah I’ll have a gummy maybe once a week
Not the whole thing cuz that would make me geek
Feel the paranoia and anxiety
So I bite In half take it carefully

Feeling groggy
Sipping coffee
But never a whole cup because I am a softie
And you better gimme sugar and then make it frothy
Believe me Imma spit it out if I don’t taste no chocolate


I like to breathe
But I try not to do it frequently
Too much oxygen will make me feel funny
Hyperventilate and then I fall asleep So I stick to DMT

I smoke
I drink
I roll
I sip
But never do too much

I lean
I trip
A little bit
I'm good
And that's enough

All I do is smoke that Dmt 
That’s my only vice
Now reality becomes my dream 
Feeling pretty nice

I roll I sip
But just enough
Never too much

Squad Goals

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