It's Episode 1 of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track and Howell is joined by Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks to write the best kind of song: a song about a sick horse. Welcome to the first All Business No Bullshit podcast.

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Episode 1: Anybody Got A Nickel (Anybody Spare A Dime) with Michael Hale

Comedian, podcaster, and bar owner Stuart Wellington joins Howell to write a sad song about the good old days.

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Available already for $5 patreon subscribers: free downloads of all the previous Fast Track songs and a bonus episode with comedian Greg Welsh

Episode 4: Theater Man with Stuart Wellington

Comedian John Cullen (Blocked Party, P.O.D.Kast) joins Howell Dawdy on the All Business No B.S. podcast, and together they write a buttrock song about the Easter Bunny in one half hour.

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Episode 6: The Man With The Ears with John Cullen

Enjoy this free taste of what's behind the paywall for Fast Track patrons. My guest is writer/podcast/Christian Tik Tok sensation Josiah Hughes and we write a parody of Uptown Funk about the new Godspeed You! Black Emperor album. Recorded during or just after the big Suez Canal boat situation.

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Unlocked! Premium Song Parody Paradise 2: Godspeed Funk with Josiah Hughes

Comedian, podcaster, writer, and professional esports athlete Jesse Farrar reluctantly joins Howell to write the song he has always dreamed of making which is either a rap about his heinie or a Ben Folds knock off about going to the grocery store. Oh wait the title kind of spoils it already. 

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Episode 7: Clean Up On Aisle Whatever with Jesse Farrar

Honky-tonk singer Tyler Lance Walker Gill joins Howell on the No BS All Biz podcast to write a dance rock song about getting your stinky butt off the couch. It's the song of the summer and you get to hear them write the whole dang thing. 

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Episode 8: Get Up Out Of That Funk with Tyler Lance Walker Gill

This time we're a 3-piece as Demi Lardner and Tom Walker join Howell from across the globe to write a pop punk tribute to being a loser. Will we finish it? Will we even make it through reading Tom's wikipedia bio? Tune in and find out right now on another great episode of Fast Track.

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Episode 9: King Single with Demi Lardner & Tom Walker

Comedian and host of MEANS TV's NEAS The Show Chris James joins Howell in a race against the clock and an edible to write a chill stoner-pop anthem for ripping off your boss.

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Episode 11: Loss Leader with Chris James

Podcaster and Columbus Ohio-area character Bryan 'Murder Bryan' Quinby joins Howell to write the nu metal rap rock anthem the fans demand. Will they pull it off? Is it even possible at such a late hour of the day? Listen and find out! (Do not skip to the end. A bunch of influencers and movie stars have said that isn't cool)

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Episode 17: Ramble with Bryan Quinby

It's the volume 1 finale of Howell Dawdy's Fast Track, and the guest is grammy award-winning singer/songwriter Nate Ruess. Howell and Nate write a doo wop song together about the dangers of weed.

Thanks for listening! Volume 2 will start soon. In the meantime there will continue to be regular bonus episodes for the patreon subscribers.

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Episode 20: Doobie Dupe with Nate Ruess

Boo! it's Tracktober! And that means Howell is going to write some really fast tracks with some of his favorite podcasts and podcasters. First up it's Your Kickstarter Sucks with JF and Mike, who have been 'dying' to write a song where all the great monsters and Charlize Theron rap. Happy Halloween!

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Fast Track Presents Tracktober: The YKS Monster Rap

Tracktober continues with Andrew, Lucy, and Ben from the Boonta Vista podcast, who join Howell to write a semi-scary pop country track about a guy who keeps burying stuff in a pet semetary. I suppose only Americans are doing that.

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Fast Track Presents Tracktober: Come Back Anyway with Boonta Vista

It's the bone-curdling conclusion of Fast Track's Tracktober and the guests are Patrick, Kath, and Eli of What A Time To Be Alive. They have kind of a weird thing about wanting to drink out of weird ancient jars so we wrote a monster party dance song about doing that. And it's good! Happy Halloween!

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Fast Track Presents Tracktober: Mummy Juice with What A Time To Be Alive

Hey I'm back! well not quite yet but this has a BIG announcement about that and it's a great bonus episode from last year with the hugely funny Demi Lardner from bigsofttitty.png and twitch and television. Enjoy this and enjoy your weekend - Howell Dawdy

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UNLOCKED! Fast Track Royalty Episode 2: Dr. Footensuck with Demi Lardner

Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and Go Off Kings is on the show today. We hop on the Fast Track to find the song Stefan's heart has always wanted to sing, and it turns out it's an emo song about shitting.

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S2 Episode 2: Beer Shits (Face It Alone) with Stefan Heck

Here's a little treat from behind the paywall for you to nibble on. On this episode of Howell Dawdy's Punch Up I take a great song by Talking Heads and make it even better. You're welcome!

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UNLOCKED: Howell Dawdy's Punch Up Episode 1: Once In A Lifetime

Hello listener! here's a nice little morsel from behind the paywall featuring fast track favorite Chris James! We wrote a Taylor Swift parody about crapping into a diaper. 

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UNLOCKED! Premium Song Parody Paradise 16: Pretty Goo with Chris James

Murder By Death founder/frontman and pizza restauranteur Adam Turla joins me on the show today and we sit in his parking lot and write a Air Supply-style soft rock song about Detroit style pizza in a half an hour. Man that sounds great. I love when the show description is this good. Also the song rules

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S2 Episode 8: Pizzas of My Youth with Adam Turla

Codi Vore is back and on the main feed today writing a song with me about her new soap dispenser. Also we spend a bunch of time naming a dog, which turns out is harder than writing a song.

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S2 Episode 9: Go See Jackie with Codi Vore

I've got Greg Welsh on the show to discuss his summer 2022 plans for 20 seconds and write a hard party rap about karma in 30 minutes. This is just good meat and potatoes podcasting. Zero bullshit in this bad boy!!

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S2 Episode 10: Car McJustice with Greg Welsh

Hey! It's mid August and that means you deserve a treat. This is an unlocked bonus episode with a special message at the top you should listen to. Then stick around to hear me and the great Bryan Quinby write a Rage Against the Machine parody about Legos. New episodes of season 2 continue next week baby!!

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UNLOCKED: Premium Song Parody Paradise 25: Building with My Legos with Bryan Quinby

I've got Emmy award winning writer and podcaster Dan McCoy on the track today and we write a song in a half hour about feeling like a big old baby all the time for your whole life.

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S2 Episode 18: Adult Baby with Dan McCoy

Howdy listener! I am unlocking a randomly selected bonus episode today for the main feed because I do not the next episode ready. Enjoy this dark glimpse into a nightmarish future in which people are emails.

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UNLOCKED: Fast Track Royalty Episode 4: Email Future with The Possum

It's the finale of season 2 of Fast Track and I've got the incredible Carly Johnson on the show to celebrate. We write an important pop song about freedom, minding your own business, and pissing. See ya in Tracktober!

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S2 Episode 19: Quit Pissing In My Hat with Carly Johnson

Boo! It's Tracktober season once again and Wolf Howell Dawdy and Stefan and John from Blocked Party have such sights to show you. We write a monster party song that's also about John's birthday, and we do it in a half an hour.

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Fast Track Presents Trackbound: Tracktober II: Scary Party (John's Birthday) with Blocked Party

On the thrilling conclusion of Trackbound: Tracktober II, The Flop House podcast joins Howell to write a sexy song about an encounter that is, well, out of this world. Because of the alien in the story.

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Fast Track Presents Trackbound: Tracktober II: Super Sexy Xenomorph with The Flop House

Happy Holidays from Howell Dawdy's Fast Track. Here's a little gift from behind the paywall with special guest Bob Cratchit the frog. 

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Bob Cratchit portrayed by Sean Keller

UNLOCKED: Fast Track Presents Premium Song Parody Paradise Episode 33: No Charity with Bob Cratchit

Fast Track is back, baby. And it's faster than ever. Two of my favorite returning guests (Stefan Heck of Go Off Kings/Blocked Party and Demi Lardner of Big Soft Titty.png) join me to write a song in record time. And if you enjoy this part of the ep there's so much more for you over at patreon.com/howelldawdy.

In the full length premium episode, we play a new version of Song Parody Paradise where we take turns writing parody songs in 3 minutes. And just as Stefan predicts in the intro, we really do get wild and crazy with it.  

The Toilet's Lament with Stefan Heck and Demi Lardner

Mike 'DB' Hale of the Sleepy Brothers and YKS is back on the Fast Track today, so we write another song about a horse. If you want to hear the rest of this episode (which contains a whole nother song) head over to patreon dot com slash howell dawdy 

Horse Baby with Mike Hale

Back with another Fast Track freebie! Josiah Hughes joins me to write a sad song about the tragedy of realizing you like the look of a certain electronic pickup truck. If you enjoy this head over to patreon dot com slash howell dawdy to hear us write a swinging crooners anthem for a certain special kind of lady, that Wizegal. 

It's Not Right with Josiah Hughes

Hold still! I got a brand new episode of Fast Track here with my friends JF and DBJ on it. In this free portion of the episode we write a holy tune about a holy toon. Go to patreon.com/howelldawdy for the full episode!

Hold Still with Jesse "JF" Farrar and Jesse "DBJ" Clarke

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