UGH

With permission from DP/7UP incorporated
Bone blazing weed wizards magically ensorcellated.
Normal ganj was nice once but honestly it’s dated.
Try it laced with soda, not a cola, and be liberated

4 2 3
For you and me

Both buds of cannabis and taste
With the finest flavors humanity has faced
Toke your piece and mind’s erased
Paradigms in place are now replaced

4 2 3
The people’s weed

The time is right!
I’ve been waiting all day long.
Driving home from work
Thinking only of the bong.

Fuck did I miss it?
4:20PM’s gone.
I’ve only got three minutes 
Otherwise this just feels wrong.

Grab my bag of salty snacks.
Grab my can of Pepper.
Pack that bowl with sticky shit
The soda be my shepard.

Guide me through this world of shit.
Grant me all your wisdom
Save me from my cynicism
Through respiratory systems.

4:23
Blaze a bowl; feel alive
4:23
Buy for $18.85

ECHHGHH

4 23 Dr Pepper Weed

Time Poverty

Sorry to remove this and repost it.  I bumped up the guitars, and bass and dropped the vocals a little bit.

I was going to the mall alone but then I SHITTED.
I’d hoped I’d see someone I knew but then I SHITTED.
Stinky icky doodoo running down my camo shorts.
I’m an ugly messy bessy with a colon that aborts.
Strangers on the bus look down because I SHITTED.

Where’s the fucking shame you bunch of fucking squares?
Look away from me so I spread shit in your hair.
Your stupid jacked up boyfriend beat me dead and senseless next.
Surprise, dude, that’s my fetish I like poopy violent sex.

Boner on the bus while my poop infects my cuts.
Flailing on the floor 'cause I'm a battered poopy slut.
Kicked off before my stop I guess I’ll walk home alone.
I’m not fit for people, defecation my cologne.

Wild tonight.
Free and alive.

NOW 
I see a family grilling for my prize
WOW
I will accept the fire as my wife.
HOW
My shitty smelly shorts accept the light.
ZOUNDS
Your family forced to watch me take my life.

Shoutout again to Space and Steve.

I Shitted

Same mistakes as last time.  I had to boost the guitars and bass.  I mix this shit on laptop speakers, so please don't crucify me.  Space and Steve on gang vocals again.  

Lyrics:

UGH.
HAHAHAHAHA
FUCK

oooooooo- I wake up on the table
(feel my heartbeat in my throat)
To move I am unable
(Tied down, weak, I've got to go)
My big-boy belly grumbles.
(I hear the door behind me creak)
But then I hear a mumble.
(Behind me hear a faint voice speak)

“Remember where I found you?
Laying behind the store.
Drunk alone one morning.
Before the clock struck four.

I took you to my castle.
I’ll make be my gimp.
I’ll leave you fucking starving.
Your dick wet, sad, and limp.

It’s been three fucking days now.
Since you had some food.
Beg and shake and quiver.
Show me you’ve been good.

I made you all this pudding.
Made of fruit and spices
Since you’ve done my bidding.
I’ll leave you ‘your devices.

SLUUUUUURP.

HUNGY HAPPY MAN SLAVE
GONNA EAT IT UP
SLURP IT TIL I BURP IT
PUKE UP ON MY NUTS

GET IT IN MY HAIR NOW
STINKY GLEEFUL GUY
STINGY HURTY OWIE
I GOT IT IN MY EYES

I WANT NO MORE FROM LIFE NOW
PUDDING’S ALL I NEED.
I HAVE TO DO A BATHROOM
OH WOOPS I FUCKING PEED.

CUSTARD IS SO MAGIC
PUDDING IS SO RAD
JELLO IS MY LIFE NOW
PUDDING CAN’T BE BAD.

GIVE.
ME.
MORE.
FUUUUUUUCK.

Begging For Pudding

All lyrics and music credited to AJJ the band.  I didn't ask for permission to make this and upload this, so I hope it's cool.  If it isn't, let me know and I'll take it down.  For real though, if you don't listen to AJJ then you're missing the fuck out.

Lyrics:

I'm an inner city basehead history teacher.
My student is my dealer's sister.
I don't know what I'm gonna do,
but I'm probably gonna get high.
I'm an inner city basehead history teacher.

I'm an inner city basehead history teacher.
You've gotta win her heart, but you're never gonna reach her.
No one listens to a hypocrite, filming porn in a fucked up crack motel.
I'm an inner city basehead history teacher.

If you dudes see this, then please come back to Philly soon.

Inner City Basehead History Teacher (AJJ Cover)

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I'm the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen.  I am a great magician.  I can count to one hundred in one breath, but I can't sing like it.  Motherfucker by day, fatherfucker by night.  Sun goes up.  Sun goes down.  Ashes to ashes.  C'est la vie.

Howie Feltersnatch

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