A Christmas song for a 3 year old about a cycling race held for three weeks in the summer months of June and July.

Apes In Capes - Dulcie Rides A Chopper In The Tour De France

A Christmas song for a 2 year old about an intergalactic racing driver with a penchant for Krautrock.

Apes In Capes - Shining Stars

A Christmas song for a 4 year old who likes to dance to a glamorous cocktail of conga driven, repetitive rhythms.

Apes In Capes - Disco Dulcie

A Christmas song for a 5 year old about a menacing, taco munching bandit who discovers be-bop jazz and soul and hotfoots it outta Dustville.

Apes In Capes - Dulcie Bandit Girl

A Christmas song for a six year old gymnast with a liking for Minimalist-Welsh/Post-Punk, whose glorious trajectory takes her from humble leaps at a Glasgow sports institution to gleaming, gold medals at The Olympic Games in Beijing.

Apes In Capes - Colossal Dulcie

A Christmas song for an adventurous seven year old girl, whose serendipitous faith in a wonky old compass lands her Oscar-winning, plum roles in deadpan Finnish movies.

Apes In Capes - Goosefat Girl

A Christmas song for a blood-thirsty, kick-ass 8-year-old whose preferred variety of claret is best served at body temperature.

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