Parody of American Boy by Estelle feat Kayne West

No copywright infringement intended. Lyrics below.

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Lyrics by Hyde Panaser

[Rap One]
This another one copyright sound,
Humili-Asian about to get get down,
Who's the hottest in the world right now?
Just stopped down in London town,
I bet they try to deport me, 
Cos i forgot to buy a ticket for my seat,
Now tell the Kebabi we need more meat, 
Cos i just sold out of the dog meat!

[Chorus]
Take me on a trip I'd like to go some day
Take me to Southall I wanna see Broadway
I really want to, get married to you
And you can be my Indian boy, my Indian boy

[Verse One]

(I said)
Hey pehn ji, Sat Sri Akal to you ji,
I just met this 6ft guy my parents says my type,
His confidence is peaking I don't like the way he's speaking
I like his jeans, but won't like the hair that underneath it,
And noo I ain't been to that Mumbai,
I heard that Dehli is insane
And Punjabi is 8 hours away
So first lets see the west end, I'll show you to my Bred-bin,
I'm liking this Indian boy, my Indian boy.

[Chorus]

[Verse Two]
Can we get away this weekend, take me to Broadway,
Let's go shopping, baby then we'll go for a curray
Or we can get some Subway, take me to your hood,
I never been to Hounslow and I'd like to see whats good
Dressed in all your fancy clothes, Mohje looking fresh to death,
I'm loving those curled toes.
Walkin' that walk, talk that slick talk
I'm liking this Indian boy, my Indian boy

[Chorus]

[Rap Two]
Oh come on tell em Bredwin
Who killin them in the UK, suicide bombers I hear you say,
Reluctantly, cos most of the press don't F*CK with me,
PC has gone too far now, everybody, hey calm down now,
Don't want to marry no ugly cow, ain't nuttin new now though,
He crazy, I know what you thinkin,
Red Bull, cos thats what I'm drinking,
Not a Ginger, or a swinger, 
holla at you next week cos dat's when we linkin!
What's your problama, about this Indiana - Drama on the TV
Cos that's what make me freaky,
I'm tryna  dress smart like a London bloke, 
All I'm trying to do is poke,
And you thought I had a cute chittar, look at his bootha, 
you think I'm sidha?!
And I know you not into all that
I heard your lyrics cos you drink good spirits
But I still talk that cra-cra-crap
Cos a lot of hoodrats want to hear,
I'm eating mac-ds in the morning
Even though i'm still yawning
And I know you love it, cos you understand all my rubbish!

Could she be my mum could she be yours?
Could she be my mum or could she yours?
Could she be my mum my mum and I could be your Indian boy
Your Indian boy!

[Chorus]

Indian Boy Vocal

For those that have been/know about/heard about/never been or want to go to Southall. From Humili-Asian featuring Hyde Panaser, Empire State of Southall!

Thank you to http://www.youtube.com/user/MusicAl1250 for the acoustic sample of "Empire State of Mind"

There is no copyright intended this is a spoof track.

As part of the Humili-Asian Sketches. Written, Performed and Arranged by Hyde Panaser 

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"Empire State of Southall"

ooooooooooooooo soutthhhaaalllll x 2

Verse 1
Grew u in a place that was famous for Asians taking over the scene
Buying all the shops and the petrol stations for the darker breadrin
Sell you everything but they won't buy anything unless it's FREE
Rude boys on the street but they realy driving their mum's mercedes

Chorus
But they say if you can drive your car here, you can drive it anywhere

Cos baby i'm from SOUTHALL
Concrete jungle where dreams are broken, theres nothing you can do.
Now you're in SOUTHALL
These streets will try and sell anything, as long as it's faking
Lets hear it for SOUTHALL, HOUNSLOW, HARROW

Verse 2
The only lights you'll see are the ones they putting up around diwali
Kebab shops open late but you know they only selling their dog meat
Call a taxi cab - no wait, its your cousin Rav - he's gonna take you home
Such a mixing pot, apart from that one white guy who's on his own

CHORUS

Verse 3
The smell of incense in the air and the old men sitting out by the street
On every street corner, there's a shop that's blaring out it's Bhangra beats
International calling cards, so the freshies can call back to their home land
People come from all over cos they think that Southall Broadway is so f*cking grand

CHORUS

Empire state of Southall (Vocal)

Parody of Birthday Sex by Jerimiah

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Lyrics

VERSE ONE
It’s your profile so I don’t want to click ooooout,
See your pictures cos they really look woooooow
Feelin horny, as i sit up on myyyyyy couch
Feelin’ good so i just want to crrrry out
I’m looking for passion
I think I found it
Get ready for action
You just won’t know it
I’m switchin’ devices
You’ll be surrounded
Just tell me where you want me to clliiick, girl

CHORUS
Girl you know I-I-I
Girl you know I-I-I
I’ve been feelin’
Wake up in the night wet dreamin’ about your status
Girl you know I-I-I
Girl you know I-I-I
Don’t need your kisses and lips
just need access to the net ... for
Facebook sex
Facebook sex
[It’s the profile of the day, girl]
Facebook sex
Facebook sex
filter, filter...
lemme get past that...filter filter

VERSE TWO
See you went out with your girls got home at 10
1-2-3, pictures tagged of you aggaaain
Don’t log off...upload until the end
Poke your profile; we gon start over again
I’m lookin with passion, cuz it’s yo profile
Been at it for hours...i’m not in denile
You’re not even my girlfriend...i think i’m senile
Just tell me where you want me to clliiiick, girl

CHORUS

Facebook Sex (Vocal)

Coming out soon.. Parody of Jay-Z's 99 Problem, 99 Problems But My Beard Ain't One.
No copywright infringement intended. Lyrics below.

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Lyrics by Hyde Panaser

[Verse One]
I got a beard that grows and thats how it flows
Girls that wanna touch it when i’m out at my shows
People that critique cos they think they knows
Hey shut the hell up stupid thats not how it goes!
What kind of tips do you think are those,
It be growing thick and it can hold up a comb,
I grew up a punjabi so i’m loud on the phone
I’m growing out a badass ‘fro minus the rows!
I’ma let it loose, let it hang to my toes
Fingers through my folds as i sit on my throne
You gotta ask first before you strokin my fur
Don’t touch without permission, you don’t wanna go thur
A Lion in Singhs clothing so this is my mane
I'm not cutting it no more, ahhh you insane?!
This is how i stroll cos i don’t need to run
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one
You Get Meh!

[Chorus]
99 problems but my beard ain’t one
If you having shaving rash i feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one
You Get Meh!

[Verse Two]
Now once a upon a time not too long ago,
I decided that i wanted to let my beard grow
It didn’t seem a problem as it began to show,
Some people asked questions cos they wanted to know,
I had a couple choices about what i should do,
As they started asking what brand of shampoo I use,
I laughed along I didn’t wanna seem rude,
But the truth of the matter it was Tesco Value! What?!
"Come on now are you gonna just tell us the name"
If you tell me what you use I will tell you the same
“Do you wash it everyday, how’d you get it to stay?”,
It’s attached to my face, it not running away,
"Can I touch it, is that gonna be ok?"
Sure, as long as I can I stroke you with my face
"You should tie it up and keep it out of the way
Do you think it makes you funny, is that what you say?”
Ah come on, I was just born that way!
I was raised by a Queen, but that don't make me a gay!
“How rude, your mum know you talk like that?”
Who do you think taught me how to speak it back,
So if you don't like my answers i won't keep it clean
How many questions do you have about my beauty regime
This conversation oh it seems to be done,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one!
You Get Meh!

[Chorus]
99 problems but my beard ain’t one
If you having shaving rash i feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one
Get Meh!

[Verse 3]
So basically I’m just tryin like explain to an dat yeh?
I dunno if you get meh, you get meh?
Hold let me explain to you

If you see me on the street and you cross the road
You got 99 problems but his beard aint one

If you try to touch my face even though I said no
I got 99 problems but my beard aint one

If she call herself a Kaur but she don’t like the hair
She got 99 problems but his beard aint one

If I walk up on the train all you can do is stare
I got 99 problems but my beard aint one

Yeh so thats what I’m trying to say innit
It’s just my beard and my turban bruv,
They be weapons of mass devotion an ting.
No need to worry bout it, No need to worry bout it
Its all supposed to be there, you get meh.
Just worry bout da bigger tings. you know like the tings
Dem tings, like the other tings. don’t watch dat


99 Problems But My Beard Ain't One

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