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RUDE BOI EP - APRIL 30

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By Carl Butterfingers, ESEF News

BREAKING NEWS: In a scandal that has rocked the music industry, or at least the three people who still care about credits, a man was apprehended last night clutching a Best Producer award that, shockingly, did not belong to him. The suspect, known only as "Dava," was allegedly the ghost producer for Doctor Printer, the drum and bass superstar renowned for his iconic releases of stylized Instagram photographs with his hands in the air and pre-recorded sets that move crowds to tears.

Our investigative team revealed how Dava the Ghost Producer slipped through the industry’s so-called "security measures", all thanks to Bobbi "The Gatekeeper" McAllister, the self-proclaimed "arbiter of real music" (who, it turns out, couldn’t spot a ghost producer if they haunted his own playlist).

When pressed, he added, "Also, I was at a rooftop party when I listened to it. The bass sounded great over the speakers, so I figured, ‘Why overthink it?’"

Sources reveal that the award was mistakenly given to Dava after the jury, comprising of two Spotify algorithm engineers and a man who once DJ'd at a wedding, believed that the people who actually create the music should receive the credit.

"This is an outrage!" declared an anonymous industry insider (who may or may not be Doctor Printer's publicist). "In today's music landscape, producing a track is the least important part of being a producer. What matters is owning a UK passport, a small family loan of £1 million, and a farm of Eastern European ghost producers working in shifts to launch your album on mainstages while you post gym selfies."

Doctor Printer released a statement: "I am shocked—SHOCKED—that anyone would think I don’t make my music. Next, you’ll tell me my Instagram poses aren’t spontaneous. I stand by my artistic vision, which is mostly pointing at the crowd and occasionally tweaking a filter knob."

Award Jury Spokesperson: "Look, we just assumed the guy with the laptop was the intern. Our bad. We just work here." Or we were just doing our jobs?

Dava: "I just wanted my mum to be proud of me for once." (He was last seen applying for a UK visa.)

When the jury mistakenly gave Dava the award, Bobbi the self-appointed guardian of "real music" was shocked, not because the wrong person won, but because he didn’t even know Dava existed.

Wait, there’s a real producer behind Doctor Printer?" Bobbi reportedly asked. "I thought he just, like, vibed in the studio while his team did the work?"

When reached for comment, Bobbi simply said: "Look, if Dava had have just tagged me in an Instagram story with 🚀🔥💯, maybe I would’ve noticed. But no, he had to take the hard road. Amateur mistake. The award needs to be revoked."

After the scandal broke out, Bobbi tried to spin the narrative: "Look, ghost production is just collaboration with extra steps… and money… and no credit's Dava should be grateful for the exposure!" He then allegedly offered Dava a consolation prize: a repost on his "Underrated Gems" playlist (which has 47 followers, 12 of whom are bots).

The Bigger Problem: Why Was Bobbi in Charge?
Sources reveal Bobbi’s qualifications for being a gatekeeper included:

- Owning a pair of "studio-grade" headphones (that he mostly uses for podcasts)
- Once getting a co-sign from a DJ who later turned out to be a literal ghost (long story)
- Using co-working spaces, paid for by his trust-fund
- An unwavering belief that "if it charts, it’s art"
- An unwavering belief that all his friends will chart

Meanwhile, the scandal has ignited a firestorm in YouTube comment sections, where armchair critics are doing what they do best: comparing everything to something else.

This is Carl from ESEF News reporting, reminding you: if you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.

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this flip happened really spontaneously when i saw that little simz just posted acapellas on her soundcloud (huge respect for that). i picked mood swings for the flip because of the cool rhymes and the way she flows on the track, i wondered how it’d roll at 172 bpm.

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After seventeen years of genre-bending compilations, Wonk#ay Records unveils its final various artists project.

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Ankou - Kernel Panic [Premiere]

Taxonomy is a kind of killing things. So how go about formalizing something as amorphous as the music of @c-a-a-r-l | You could practice apophatic musicology. This isn’t jump-up, because it goes beyond puckish hyperreality. This isn’t deconstructed club, it being so entirely stripped of referentiality. Rattle off sub-genres as impossibilities. And perhaps it is only drum & bass by the exceptionality it embodies. Of a category’s weightlessness when every technique and decision overbounds its associable formulae and expectations.

The only way I’ve come to understand CÅARL‘s music is in indefinite times. There is a mythic time to the music of this producer racking up releases on Barcelona’s @genome-records-1 | Of a music that does not seem to describe humanity, that in its combination of contorted, choral voices, palatial orchestration and infernal low-end appears to visualize each a mountainous past and the afterlives of apocalypse. So there is herein an eschatological time and a geological one. A music of tectonics and cataclysm. There is the time too conjured by CÅARL‘s aesthetic of petroleum and mud. The musical equivalent of banked sunlight and generative mires. Synonyms to the history of extreme and experimental electronics and a generic footprint. Thus a music best understood in terms of divergence, of the annihilation of stasis and priority in the making of something we have not yet a vocabulary to articulate.

With a bagful of IDs from CÅARL‘s own upcoming torrent of releases & those of their circle, this mercurial producer links up with Realist Alive.

Tracklist -

CÅARL - LOST IT (136 VIP)
@xx_deltav_xx - Treachery
CÅARL - LEECH (ft. Nikki Simmons)
Noisia & Phace - Purpose (@buunshin remix)
CÅARL - ID
@vulturesy - GIVE ME
@ceptre - Rhythm
@jorodudovski - ID
@fifthdnb - ID
@thezaiaku - ID
@malixemusic - Break
@finalfix & @omneum Omnieum - Resonance (Audio Remix)
CÅARL - ID
@billain - Nubium Slap
@misanthropnsgnl - Turbine VIP
@signdnb & @soesei - Always Late
CÅARL - ID

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Realist Alive Radio 026: CÅARL

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ring noord - Aerial is the seventh single from Ring Noord - a collaboration between @sleepnet and @former.

🎥 Watch our audiovisual set featuring 29 unreleased tracks →
youtu.be/2FEiao1rFA0

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Aerial

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ring noord - Kontusion  is the eighth single from Ring Noord - a collaboration between @sleepnet and @former.

🎥 Watch our audiovisual set featuring 29 unreleased tracks →
youtu.be/2FEiao1rFA0

🔗 Links
Connect with Ring Noord:
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YouTube → https://youtube.com/@ring_noord
Instagram → https://instagram.com/ring_noord/
Twitter → https://twitter.com/ring_noord
Website → https://ringnoord.com/

Connect with VISION:
SoundCloud → http://soundcloud.com/visionrecordings
YouTube → https://youtube.com/@visionrecordings
Instagram → https://instagram.com/visionrecordings
Facebook → https://facebook.com/visionrecordings
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Twitter → https://twitter.com/visionrecs
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Website → https://visionrecordings.nl/

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