Drunken Jedi

She's my Minecraft girlfriend
I built her out of blocks
My crafting companion
slaying Enderdragons
digging in the dirt for the iron ingots

She's my Minecraft girlfriend
Some people call her square
but I hear none of it
I love her 8-bits 
All of you creepers you better beware

She's my Minecraft girlfriend
The one that I defend
Upon my crafting table there's a diamond sword
for hunting down spiders and Endermen

For my Minecraft girlfriend
I carry the torch
Her heart is made of redstone and TNT
with stained glass eyes and a lever just for me

She's my Minecraft girlfriend 
I built her out of blocks
Upon the realm we have a good time
I'm so happy that she's mine Mine

Minecraft Girlfriend (Oxymoronatron Demo)

It was a Friday night if I happen to recall
when I saw you at the comic shop near the mall
No man is an island but if you need to borrow one just ask
But I better warn you I've got one or two left untapped
 
And I wanna check your deck
but I'm sure I'm not the only one
because I've seen it on the net
and baby it's tier one
Timewalk by my side
Reach for my power nine
I'd tap that
I'd tap that

Friday nights will never be the same
I saw the smear of your lipstick on my best friends set
I'm through playing games

And I wanna check your deck
but I know I'm not the only one
I've seen you on the net
Baby you're tier one
Timewalk by my side
Reach for my power nine
I'd tap that
I'd tap that

My heart yearns
My mana burns
This legendary Planeswalker is leaving her victorious tonight
I don't know what to do
'cause you so Persecute
I'd tap that
I'd tap that

A tisket a tasket 
Cards up in my basket
Cleanup aisle four
'Cause I'm busting out my rap shit
I strut into the room and all the ladies drool
Whatchu know about foiled, crimped, and Korean fool?!?
Make ya' drop your panties like a nasty habit
Get you on your back make you monosyllabic 
If I never taste your Black Lotus life would be tragic
Because girl whats between us
is Magic



I'd Tap That (Oxymoronatron Demo)

Space Ninja!

Motherfuckers I'm flying through space
Galactic ladies know how my dick tastes
The finest cloth covers my face
Master of the blade the pirates disgrace

So now I'm flipping through the air 
with the greatest of ease
It doesn't matter if there's any gravity
All my clan brothers say (Ninja please!)
Chuck Norris wishes he was me
Space Ninja!

I'm the master of the rhythm
I'm the master of the rhyme
I'm the master of all space and time
I'll make the sweat drop out of every pore
Disappear in a puff of smoke
leave you wanting more

I'm throwing stars like I'm throwing stars
I'm kissing all the girls from Centauri to Mars
I'm gonna shake your booty
make you loose your socks
You know I'm throwing fucking haters 
straight out the airlock

N to the I to the N J A
Got more secrets than the NSA
I didn't come to mess around
I didn't come to play
I bet you're wishing that you left your girl at home today
Slip into your house no need to be discrete
when I bust a milky way up between your sheets
Shoop-dee-whoop you ronin-ca-poop
I put your master out to pasture then I flew the coop
Space Ninja!

Space Ninja (Oxymoronatron Demo)

There's been exaggerated rumors of my demise
You know I would be up on here if I had the time
But I have so many distractions in my life
You cannot blame me 'cause you would do the same thing
'cause my wife's breasts are so juicy
Instead of making beats time it's between the sheets time
But I'll be back someday

I'm Not Dead

Fuck it!
Let's go bowling
Fuck it! 
We've got nothing to do
Fuck it!
Let's go bowling
Fuck it! 
Don't make my bowling balls blue

Fuck it, Let's go Bowling

All I ever wanted was to see a little lamb say "Yeah" like a man
But you had to say it was copyrighted
Oh you've got to take the fun away from everyone
Fuck you Alex K. 
You're a douchebag

Fuck You Alex K.

She's finally gone
Thank Christ I'm alone again
I'm walking around with my towel around my cock doing my best Samuel Jackson
I've had it up to here with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane
Then I see the doors open up
And I hear my girls roommate say

She said "How are you?" 
And I threw her on the ground and made her black snake moan
I'm a badass motherfucker
I'm a Samuel Jackson lover
I threw her around gave her a Jackie Brown
My unbrakeable shaft is gonna go to town 
I'm a badass motherfucker
I'm a Samuel Jackson lover

Samuel Jackson Lover

Slow down your pace
Baby, let me see your electro face
You’ve got to hold on
To what you’ve got
You’re not like the other pleasure robots
You move so smooth
I have to find my way into your groove
You’ve got to hold on and give me time
You’re going to feel your silicon next to mine

Circuitry, help me see 
Your electric kinetic programming
Now we’re falling headfirst into
21st century robot love
Circuitry, make me see
Your neuronic erotic chemistry
Now we’re falling headfirst into
21st century robot love

Too late for them
You’ll never understand the hearts of men
You’ve got to stay small, down low
But baby baby baby before you go

Hold tight all night
The shining blinding burning xeon lights
They’ll keep the secrets of our disco love

Circuitry, help me see 
Your electric kinetic programming
Now we’re falling headfirst into
21st century robot love
Circuitry, make me see
Your neuronic erotic chemistry
Now we’re falling headfirst into
21st century robot love


21st Century Robot Love

Hey little sister! What the fuck you think you're doing?!?

Hey little girl
Don't you be so crazy
Keep your hands off of the cookies
Be a good lady
Why you got to be so rebelious
You know those cookies ain't for us

Hey Little Sister

Pancakes and Syrup

Pancakes and Syrup (Ballad)

I waz browsing the ol F.B.
And what do I see staring
up at me?
A pic of my girlfriend's kid
So you know what I did?
I LIKED IT
I LIKED IT
I'M A NICE GUY
SO I LIKED IT
Gotta show her ex I'm a 
decent man
Make up for the fact that
I've been boning his wife
since Jan

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