A song about the felines of your local corner grocer.

Bodega Cat

I could blame
The champaign
For those messages I sent
Where the words were miss spelled
But you knew what I meant.
I could blame the weather
For me being so cold.
And why you say I haven’t grown up
Even though I’ve grown old..
But Still I blame this season
For being the reason
Yeah I blame it all on Christmas

Houses on my street 
Are all covered in lights
Now I’m not getting sleep
Its keeping me up at night
When everyone’s so happy
Why do I get sad
And why do I insist on making everyone mad        
  
You say I should be ashamed
But I’m not taking the blame

Blame it on the songs they’re playing on the radio
Blame the Ho Ho Hos and the threat of snow
Blame the maxing out of the credit cards
Blame the plastic decorations on the neighbors yard
You could say it all comes down to me
But I won’t accept  accountability..     
Blame it on Christmas 

They say that seasonal depression is a thing and it’s true
but I don’t really mean to take it out on you
What Is it about a plastic tree and some lights
That gets me to a point of instigating fights 
 
I know I should apologize
But I blame it on the birth of christ

and Blame it on the songs they’re playing on the radio
Blame the Ho Ho Hos and the threat of snow
Blame the maxing out of the credit cards
Blame the plastic decorations on the neighbors yard
You could say it all comes down to me
But I won’t accept  accountability  
Blame it on Christmas

Another Year, another Lesson not learned
and I appreciate all of your concerns
but before we make that call, 
know that none of it's my fault..

I blame the figgy pudding
It puts me in a mood
I blame Mariah Carey
For me acting rude
And I blame the grinch and its a wonderful life
And elf and Christmas story for invading my life

I won’t be getting any gifts this year  
I guess I’ll have another beer

And I'll Blame it on the songs they’re playing on the radio
Blame the Ho Ho Hos and the threat of snow
Blame the maxing out of the credit cards
Blame the plastic decorations on the neighbors yard

Happy Holidaves

Blame It On Christmas

The Holiday Season
can be pretty tough
Christmas hasn't felt the same
since we broke up
when you left me for that dude
I took it pretty hard
but I'm still sending both of you
a Christmas Card

It's something I just have to do
Spelled out for you is a bunch of Falalas and a big old letter Q

Fa la la la Q
Fa la la la Q
Coming to your mailbox soon
Fa la la fa la la la Q

I bought a stack of cards
and I wrote out a list
I'm gonna check it twice
so there is no one I missed
there's one for the employer
who laid me off
and the upstairs neighbors
with their racist dog
and the online haters with their constant mocking
they can get a card and shove it right up in their stocking
no return address
don't need a stamp for it
I'll leave it right outside their door
with a flaming bag of shit (that says)

Fa la la la Q
Fa la la la Q
With a flaming bag of poo
Fa la la fa la la la Q

Fa la la la Q
Fa la la la Q
right outside your doorstep soon
Fa la la fa la la la Q

Forget the letters
I'ma do this one better
on Christmas Eve
I'll get some carolers together
and we'll go to all the houses
that have done us wrong
and they can open up the door 
to us united in a song
we'll harmonize it too (as we all sing)

Fa la la la Q
Fa la la la Q
and the horse you came in on too
Fa la la fa la la la Q

Fa la la la Q
Fa la la la Q
my holiday message to you
Fa la la fa la la la Q

FALALA Q

Doug Funny

Depressedmas (Aka Trying to Write a Song for you for Christmas aka Depressed Mess)

Onion Rings (If you really love me, you'll share)

The best song you'll hear.. until the next song you listen to.

Our Best Song (Since Our Last Song)

Tupac & Yacht Rock

Here it is. I wanted to make  a song in the yacht rock style. Grab a rum punch and enjoy!

* Song contains strong language.. Sorry mom!

F*** It, Let's Buy A Boat

When you set out to make an amazing song but end up with more of the same..

I wanna make a song that slaps
Although I’m pretty sure that my moment has passed
That’s alright
That’s ok
I’m recording something anyway

I wanna make a topical bop
That transcends the definition of pop
Though I know this one isn’t it
It's just me back on  my typical shit

That's Alright
At least I’ve got a hobby
Though I’ll never be somebody big
I'm ok with that
Maybe someday I’ll make a song that slaps

I wanna make something really great
Something that resonates
Until then
I’ll just make more songs like this
More of
My typical shit

My Mac's Album

I Want to Make a Song that Slaps

A song about having a crisis of identity in your mid 30s.

Every time I open my mouth
I wish that something smarter came out
It seems that I can barely live with myself
and I'm sure that you've had plenty of doubts

Just take a walk with me
I think you'll finally see
that I'm trying to get it right
and if you stick with me baby
we just might be alright

I think I'll get a tattoo
I think I'll grow out my beard
I've been eying that Kawasaki
I've been brewing my own beers

I know I can be a pain in the ass
and I've come to grips with that
and you were only stating the facts
when you told me that my eyes were sad

And I know you've seen the side of me 
that lays awake at night
but don't put a fork in me, baby
I think I'm gonna be alright

I think I'll get a tattoo (Maybe something with your name)
I think I'll grow out my beard (I will look real tough)
I've been eying that Kawasaki (it's a real nice bike)
I've been brewing my own beers (it's an IPA)

I think I'll get a tattoo (Something classy yet cool)
I think I'll grow out my beard (like a mountain man)
I've been eying that Kawasaki (it goes real fast)
I've been brewing my own beers (it's an IPA)

This is the perfect plan
to be the perfect man for you
This is the Perfect plan
I know exactly what I'll do

This is the perfect plan
to be the perfect man for you
This is the Perfect plan
I know exactly what I'll do

I think I'll get a tattoo (Maybe something with your name)
I think I'll grow out my beard (I will look real tough)
I've been eying that Kawasaki (it's a real nice bike)
I've been brewing my own beers (it's an IPA)

I think I'll get a tattoo (Something classy yet cool)
I think I'll grow out my beard (like a mountain man)
I've been eying that Kawasaki (it goes real fast)
I've been brewing my own beers (it's an IPA)

Alright

Living With Myself

A Christmas Song for 'unprecedented times'

We both know
that is's not a good Idea
to spend the holidays 
together this year
maybe next year 
we'll celebrate in the same room
but this year we'll spend Christmas over zoom

A 2020 Christmas

Sometimes I get bored and make some tunes.

...i'd recommend headphones.

Darth Bisson

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