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Gumi: Fucking YOHIO! You don't even know how to sIiiIIIING
Miku: yeah! u loser!
IA: Shut up, Miku
Miku: yeah! shut up miku!
Miki: And then you say I'm the stupid, huh?
Gumi: Whatever, that fucking vocaloid isn't so good at all. I mean, it's enough. There are a loooooooot of bad vocaloids. Just look at Mew!
Mew: W-what!? B-but the master's gonna use me! I KNOW
Luka: Shhh, don't cry darling. Someday, we will have thousand of covers on his channel
Mew: R-really?
Luka: Yeah! don't be sad
Mew: YAAAAAAAAY
Miku: keep telling dat 2 urself
Gumi: Shut up!
Miku: yeah! shut up
Miki: aRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
Gumi: ENOUGH
Yuuma: Hey girls, whatcha doin?
IA: Talking about the new gay, uh, I mean, the new guy
Yuuma: Oh.. em, do you know what's going on with Big AL?
Gumi: Big AL? What's up with him?
Yuuma: He's singing something
Miki: And?
Yuuma: OH GAD HE'S COMING! See u later
IA: Ehm..
Big AL: DIS UKE IS ON FAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH (8) Wait for me Yuuma ♥
Yuuma: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME
Miku: OOH EM GIII! YAOI
Gumi: Dear, everybody's gay on here
IA: Can we talk about the new guy?
YOHIO: About who?
Miku: RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Gumi: How the hell did you get in here?
YOHIO: Uh.. I'm a wizard?
Everyone: ...
YOHIO: Ok, I was looking for that guy
IA: Yuuma?
YOHIO: Is that his name? Oh, I loved how he singed
Gumi: Wait, do you mean Big AL?
YOHIO: Big.. AL? OH GOD I KNEW IT! He's a big boy
Gumi: Oh yeah, everboooody's gay on here. Well, your big boy went there
YOHIO: OMG. Thanks green head
Gumi: Yeah whatever
Miku: YAOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII

And that's how YOHIO's booty has been destroyed. The end.

How YOHIO's Booty Has Been Destroyed [Talkloid]

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Gumi Is Aggressive And Avanna Is A Meme Loving Frick

When someone insults SWEET ANN's singing!!!!

I got bored and I saw this episode on TV. Immediately thought of Ruko's male Kire voicebank XD 

Ruko's Been Watching Too Much Spongebob

Illustration & Story: Me
Vocals:
SF-A2 Miki
Nekomura Iroha
Hiyama Kiyoteru
Kamui Gakupo

I never managed to release this on youtube! Oh well, another soundcloud "premium" to hear, I guess? JK X3

[Talkloid] When AHSLoids gets to upgrade! XD [Vocaloid]

Oliver steals money from sweet ann's purse 
he is such an adorable thing I would like to use oliver one day 
-sweet ann looks at me directly-
-watching intensifies-

Oliver is in his mums car

In case anyone needs a little motivation
DO IT 
JUST DO IT
This is what happens when I start big projects - I end up making memes instead gdi...But hopefully Ruko will motivate me
==If you want the ust, just write me a private message==
==Also yes I don't mind this sound being used for other stuff and memes as long as you credit me for this ( And I'd really love to see what you make ;v; )==
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU
Talkloid by me (if anyone wants this messy ust, let me know, but be prepared for lots of editing)
Ruko's english is probz difficult to understand but #yolo

Ruko Yokune Delivers The Most Intense Motivational Speech Of All - Time

no this is meiko

Talkloid starring:
MEIKO
Aiko Kikyuune
Neko Kanochi
Maki Watase's ghost

(Talkloid) Is this the Krusty Krab?

So yeah...threw this together....oops

Original by: My Leg Guy
VSQx: Me (If you want it, just ask! I mean, it's nothing special)
Art: YOHIOloid's artist and Spongebob's animating art genius

【VOCALOID】Rev Up Those Fryers! - YOHIOloid

VSQx can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/hello_chainsaws/v4flower-time-to-stop-vsqx
In case you're too lazy to make your own 
 According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

  
The bee, of course, flies anyway

  
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

  
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

  
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

  
Barry! Breakfast is ready!

  
Coming!

  
Hang on a second.

  
Hello?

  
- Barry?
- Adam?

  
- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

  
Looking sharp.

  
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

  
Sorry. I'm excited.

  
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

  
A perfect report card, all B's.

  
Very proud.

  
Ma! I got a thing going here.

  
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

  
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

  
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

  
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

  
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

  
Never thought I'd make it.

  
Three days grade school,
three days high school.

  
Those were awkward.

  
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

  
You did come back different.

  
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

  
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

  
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

  
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

  
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

  
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

  
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

  
That's why we don't need vacations.

  
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

  
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

  
- Bee-men.
- Amen!

  
Hallelujah!

  
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

  
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

  
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...

  
...9:15.

  
That concludes our ceremonies.

  
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

  
Will we pick ourjob today?

  
I heard it's just orientation.

  
Heads up! Here we go.

  
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

  
- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

  
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

  
and a part of the Hexagon Group.

  
This is it!

IT'S TIME TO STOP

this is my favorite tumblr post I had to do this

Fukase's Sticks (volume warning)

Hello everyone, and thank you for checking the description if you've come this far!

As stated in the audio, this is an invitation for you to come join us at ABCD423, A Birthday CD For Niisan, which is a free fan project to celebrate VOCALOID KAITO's anniversary. 
In order to make the project happen, we're in need of 11 musicians, 11 artists, and any amount of tuners to provide non-KAITO Ps with his vocals. So far, our search has been going well, to the point we're INCREDIBLY honored to be able to say we've been joined by Shinjou-P, the creator of Pane Dhiria.

Should you be interested in providing either music, vocals or art for a KAITO song, please see our in-depth information site at http://abcdinformationeng.tumblr.com/ . The deadline for applications is the 23rd of October. The deadlines for the songs, however, are the 28th of January ( crossfade ) and the 12th of February for the full versions. We're simply starting ahead of time to give everyone the space to create.

If you have any further questions, we're best contacted at Twitter, twitter.com/project_abcd , or at abcdproject@outlook.com . We hope to be able to receive your application. Please lend us your strength -- for niisan.

[ music is Memories from Bensound: www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/track/memories ]

[ ABCD423 ] a message from my KAITO&I [ please see description! ]

Chris (C) Me
Shiki (C) @hello_chainsaws
ust: @jyuhng
Art thing : Me
Original : https://vine.co/v/iEeU3VE5iP0

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED?

I was on @circusp 's twitter and found this picture he retweeted. Then this was born.

VSQX - me (Mad World VSQ by sango312)

Picture - https://twitter.com/Kirinodere

But You Eat Leeks Everyday!

kill me please
idk why i made this....
olikase is a sin 
ft len

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