Are you ready for some food porn??? Blame https://www.peppercornsandwichbar.co.uk/ not me...

I Double Dare You To Listen To This...

- I hope he found his mum, cos I sure ain't his mum!!!
- I can't be arsed to upgrade my phone...
- and much more...

Well, Just Call Me Adele...

It's been yonks, but thankfully to http://www.lawesbutchers.co.uk/ I got my oxtail fix!!!

Anyone else want to order their pistachios through me??? This is getting out of control.

London is miserable, just crack a smile for goodness sake!

...and That's When I Called The POLICE!!!

I think I have found the Indian food in St Albans:- https://www.fireandfry.com/

I was upsold TWICE - I am losing  my swag...

I was given the wrong dosage of drugs!!!

Found out that I am sucker for Irish accents!!!

...and Then The Roof Of My Mouth Felt It Was On FIRE!!!

Nando's got me waiting and feeling uncomfortable...



WTF is that in the middle of the road???

I Guess NO Therapy For The Short One Then...

Where are all the Argos shoppers???

I think I drowned in a puddle...

Where did all that blood come from???

Don't Be Rolling Your Eyes At Me!!!

If you are business owner (or not) you may learn a thing or two from a customer’s viewpoint. So listen to my raw and unedited podcast and enjoy some toe-curling/haha/eye-rolling shenanigans.

Just being a customer, can be entertaining!

I Am Just A Customer Podcast