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Good Girls Go Bad (Album Version) [feat. Leighton Meester]

Okay, so—
If everyone could just sit for one second

I said seven, which felt reasonable
Food is still warm, kind of— it’s fine.
Oh— an unexpected guest, there’s no space
We don’t have extra chairs, we talked about this
Gifts on the table, please sit down
No, not opened, that ruins the flow
I made a spreadsheet for the order
It’s fine, I’ll just close it

I tried way too hard today
Homemade snacks, fresh baked
Nobody’s eating, shocking.
I love that for us, okay

White Elephant, pass it left
Please don’t steal yet, I’m not ready
White Elephant, smile big
Pretend you didn’t already see it

Someone brought an Hermès bag
Someone brought their startup swag
Someone’s explaining the thought behind it
I didn’t ask, but okay, go off king
We set a budget, it was clear
It was written, it was bold
I spent three weeks finding something perfect
That says more about me than you

I don’t need it to be fair
I just need it to make sense
Why is everyone laughing
Am I dissociating?

White Elephant, steal it back
No, not that one, the other
White Elephant, count to three
We talked about the order

I did this because I care
Not because I need control
I like when things have meaning
And everyone feels involved
I know it’s not that deep
I know, I know, I know
I’m just hosting through my feelings
Please keep going

White Elephant, final gift
Oh— that’s for me
It’s penis mug
That’s hilarious, honestly
White Elephant, love the joke
Really nailed my brand
White Elephant, thank you all
I can donate this, I guess

Okay
So dessert’s in the kitchen


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