A City Dressed In Dynamite

Treefood

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"Stimpy! I'm so happy! I must go do nice things!"

I like that you like the same cartoons that I do
We have such similar taste in children's media
You know what they say about how art can imitate life
Well, they were right
And our lives are a whole lot like

The Ren and Stimpy show
It's the Ren and Stimpy show
Oh, what do you know, it's a brand new episode
Of the Ren and Stimpy show

Now between you and me
You are Ren and I am definitely Stimpy
I say some silly shit then you call me an idiot
Then we brush our teeth and go to sleep in the same bed

It's the Ren and Stimpy show
It's the Ren and Stimpy show
Oh, what do you know, it's a brand new episode
Of the Ren and Stimpy show

We are the best of friends
Although it seems a little weird that we're together
But you're gonna see, we'll be happy, you and me
Oh so happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Happy, happy, happy, happy, joy, joy

Just like in the Ren and Stimpy show
It's the Ren and Stimpy show
Oh, what do you know, it's a brand new episode
Of the Ren and Stimpy show

The Ren and Stimpy Show - The Scary Jokes

a mix I made that was originally gonna be for Spilt Milk (it's not track 5), but didn't fit with the other mashups in my opinion. Also, tis a bit rough in some spots and was more of a personal project.

it's a combination of: 
Tally Hall - Inside the Mind of Simon Demo
Miracle Musical - Mind Electric
Cojum Dip - Mind Electric (Instrumental Cover)

Inside the Cojum Dipped Electric Mind of Simon

Go on and live your life in misery
We're just moving our bodies to the beat 
And I'm not evil after all
Go on and live your life in misery

You and I, we're driving downtown
My mind's eye is really delivering
Can I really lie, say I've got no regrets?
In this place all I want to do is be your friend

No contrition
No, no contrition
No contrition
No, no contrition
We'll never be good, we'll never be good 
God, I hope I never see you again
Why can't you behave?
You're always out of control
Why can't I calm down even when I'm alone?
It's got me like...
Ooh, I wish things were different 
Ooh, but the feeling's not mutual
We all, we all end up, all of us in, in the middle of the spiral

If you say you're sorry
I'll say it too
No forgiveness
No, no forgiveness
No forgiveness
No, no forgiveness

Go on and live your life in misery
I'm not the wicked one
Go on and live your life in misery

Sucking the blood from my split lip
Sucking the blood from my split lip
Sucking the blood from my split lip, uh-huh
Fist in the drywall
Fist in the drywall
Fist in the drywall
You won't believe who I just saw

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Uzumaki - The Scary Jokes

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I’ve become the invisible man
You won’t see me around no more
No use in photographs
It burns holes in the film
Hoping you’ll forget me
Sincerely yours

Elephant foot
Smolders under feral dogs

I hide from my own reflection
I fear my own shadow
Burning in my memory
Every mistake I’ve made
Human error that wrought disaster

Pinning the yarn, it must be someone here’s to blame
Logging the evidence, a devil with no name
Try to justify the means, you can’t, you can’t
Imprisoned in dying dreams
We are not built to last
Little green army men who melt beneath the sun
Elephant foot smolders under feral dogs

Elephant Foot - The Scary Jokes

dude i went through hell to upload this song
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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

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Static figure in the living room
Hit record, see what it'll do
It moves in stop motion
Camera off
Night wind carries you, but don't get carried away
Cause we've got lots of work to do today
Hang onto that thought
Though it isn't a lot, it's not, it's not 
It's not nothing
Someday, I'll hang up my skin
Lie down, become another thing
Someday, I'll hang up my skin
Lie down, become another thing
Stand down, you'll burn on the spot I'd kill for my family, blood for blood I try not to hurt, but when I do I make that hurt live forever and ever in you
Hahahahahahaha
Nail me to a wall, nail me to a wall 
Nail me to a wall, nail me to a wall 
In the fibers, there's blood in the fibers 
The intention of inflicting pain 
Yeah, that's all it really takes
That's all it really takes
I hear you in the hall
Bring in the wrecking ball
Bring in the wrecking ball
Garden show me something's growing
For I want only beautiful things
Stand down, you'll burn on the spot 
I'd kill for my family, blood for blood try not to hurt but when I do
I make that hurt live forever and ever in you
Hahahahahahaha

Retinal Bloom

Forever in You - The Scary Jokes

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Fire in the sky
Harkens the comet
Strike me, strike out my absent year
Gently
You could do worse
Glad we don't live in their universe
Where there's no kindness
Only violence, withheld
From my body, an un-life 
Ooh, it gets me every time
So I retreat to the celestial bodies
That bless us all, our parthenogenic lives
Those who aim to always be well
Are cursed to see illness everywhere
So take it back, take everything back
No one can stay the hammer that falls on you
Fire in the sky
Opens the heavens
This is, this is your last chance 
To escape
You could do worse
Shut yourself off from the universe
You need to sacrifice for the happiness you seek
We are signing off now
Everything is squared away
Now we retreat to our celestial bodies
That bless us all, our parthenogenic lives
Those who aim to always be well
Are cursed to see illness everywhere
So take it back, take everything back
No one can stay the hammer that falls on you
Your little black book is burning
The black plume will shroud the Earth 
Look to the stars, look to the stars 
We've followed them for as long as we've been around

Parthenogenesis - The Scary Jokes

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Thought you were a looking glass
But you hid all you meant to reflect
And you hurt what you promised to protect
I wish I could fix you but I can't
I have her now
And I'II never let her be alone again 
And you, you'll never really leave me
But I don't belong to you or the wolves at my door
I don't want to go to the bullfight
Don't, don't, please don't make me go
Maybe I'm made to maim
But it's my choice alone whose blood will paint these stones
Oh my rage belongs to me 
And I, I'll never be alone again 
And you, you never really loved me 
I don't belong to you or the wolves at my door
Oh my love
Oh my angel
How I've wept
How I've seethed for you
I've grown coarse and befanged
Pacing in the night
Turning over and over
Trying to get it right
But I'll never uncrack the vase
And I'II never get us out of this place
But I, I, I, I have her now 
And I'II never let her be alone again 
And you and I are severed evermore
You'll always be on the other side of that door

Rage - The Scary Jokes

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2. Death, Thrice Drawn - The Scary Jokes

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Rage - The Scary Jokes

i am the architecture

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