Name: Escaping From The National Guard by SHAZAYM!
Duration: 2 min 54 s
Description: I’m just trying my luck 🍀 for a chance for my next giveaway and I’ll get it in my inbox for free

Instant Classic w/ South

Lil Nas C - Minecraft over Family

Main Theme

LLYRICS


Makin da grub 4 just a little bit

Gotta eat it fast, obama’s got michigan

Im not really out there im ahead of my class

Spittin this shit out there so whites can kiss my 


Dont talk shit i want to smacktalk

Smackin dudes asses just like im chris rock

Cause thats how we do down in these parts

Fuck all people they can eat up my farts


Takin a dick pick from the right angle

I still have yet to eat bojangles

Eat that shit up like its breakfast

Shootin down bitches like it's the midwest


Cowboys yeehaw slinging shit god bless

Leanin on a titty cause me love big breasts

Suck on it too hard oh shit heart attack

Shoutout to the realest cracker name is big zach







I fucking hate dogs theyre just too damn loud

Ill shoot down any fag that says that theyre proud

Cause im the realest one out there fuck all the fakes

If youre part of the lgbtq youre a huge mistake


Im out here just trying to grind

 Shooting everyone that speaks their mind 

Im doin this shit for me not gonna lie

I get all my information off of “bill nye the science guy”

autism

$2M dollars and no bitches

I HATE THEM

lyrics
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grant productions

I hate briish peopleeeeeeeeeeeee
they would go and watchhhh she hulk
and they would sell their left testicle

they should go die in hell
and ring a bell
and should get killed by mayoniase

the british should die
and lose an eye
and Pi 3.14 i forget the rest of the numbers

go kys if ur in the UK
it would beeee a wonderful day
so please just stay awayyyyy
pleaseeeeeee just stay awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

thanks for listening to my song

the british

the british (and why i hate them)

cover art is when my brother catfished a dude

lyrics
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young fly on the track
jk its me grant!

(hi there!)
plutos plantetary orbit
is going to explode
youll know how ill
be like though
ill be epic and cool
while youll be like drool
just kidding youll be like a
cool
drool
dude

(yeah)

your name is not Mr. Hfj
you know hwo ill be standing today
tall and high and up in the sky
But there are too many limes
with my awesome glasses
ill be growing like a man
while being as cool as a man
and by a man i mean
pub
er
ty

(yeah)

i just had a wawa hoagie
playing golf with my girlfriend, got a bogey
drinking some Canada Dry cuz im dry
jk im as hot as the sun, there are too many lines
here i go, down the hall
got told to go to the principals oo
ffice becuase i am too cool
and im as cool as
J
F
K

(yeah)

im now killin the streets
and i be doing the weaks
anyone come out here at midnight
then they gonna get f'ed up too many times
writing this in comic sans
this is why i get all the mans
cuz im hot hot hot hot hot
im as hot as the
s
u
n

(yeah)

playing tf2 and i hit a trickshot
live too much? youll smell like rot
also can someone come out here in philly
and fix these pot .....holes
welcome to my song
i hope it aint that long
for it to sound like shmong
and be as dumb as
Y
O
U

(yeah)

grippin my toes like its nothing
u from chicago? u are nothing
go outside and i see nothing
you and your family are nothing
im as cool as that something
me praying to god hoping ill get something
girls asking for dates like they gonna get somethin
but honestly i will get
ev
ery
thing

(yeah)

this track is recorded on AudioJungle
making this makes me feel like mungle
seeing the light of day makes me spungle
seeing the girl i like makes me cumgle
its like 8:24 pm right now
seeing things hot as crap make me think "how"
is this mic too quiet or too loud
this audio and sound was produced by
my
sound
cloud

(yeah)

epic portal song

Portal Radio Type Beat

i got the whole crew at 1:26

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grant made this song x5 or soemthong
Bruh this intro too long! make it faster NOW!

us pirates be makin the moolah
mess around with us and youll get shoot at
with our very very very very big cannons
youll be lookin like the indians

we be sailin the seas with this one ‼‼‼‼‼‼
and look at all the cash that we have won
all of yer pirates have none
while we sittin here have it for months

sailing to the british and to iceland
we go on for miles (miles!)
you should never ever think
that we stop for kyle (kyle!)

with our biggest boats that we can have
it is nice to sit and relax
while being a pirate (being a pirate)
being a pirate (being a pirate)

pirate break!

a pirate is known as a robber
who travels be ye sea
but honestly i think that
we dont steal, we get free money

we put on our silly little hats
(hey theyre not silly!)
shut up
(ok)

we put on our michevous hats
while we go ship in the black
night... we go whenevr time it is
and we get no sleep, is it?

this is known as the sea shanty
and we go explorin on the seaaass
while grabbing lots of money
we get it and leave in a flee

all of us pirates know what wer doin
while we get all the girls, we are smoochin
killin the other ships while having a grin
and keeping all yer stuff in a bin

this is known as the sea shanty
and we go explorin on the seaaass
while grabbing lots of money
we get it and leave in a flee

this was the sea shanty
we hope your boat is fancy
gettin the moolah all to ourselves
we hope you FALL OFF A SHELF!

oh now you gotta clap it up for that
(yeaaahhhh whoooo)
(*clapping*)

Being A Pirate

I’m just trying my luck 🍀 for a chance for my next giveaway and I’ll get it in my inbox for free

Escaping From The National Guard

SHAZAYM!

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