Halloween causing you anxiety? Slap the Pumpkin Patch on your arm for sweet stress relief.

Suffer From Halloween Stress? Try The Pumpkin Patch

I wrote and produced this Friday the 13th comedy bit for radio stations around the country. Narration by the amazing Eric Harthen.

FRIDAY THE 13TH ALERT

The price of eggs are still 70% more than they were last year. In fact, it just cost me fifty bucks to make an omelet. Apologies to Paul Simon.

50 BUCKS TO MAKE AN OMELET

In honor of Halloween, here's a montage of scary songs I "monster mashed" together to put you in a creepy crawly mood. First one to identify all the songs wins a Zagnut. 

(WARNING: Zagnut bar will not be awarded to anyone)

HALLOWEEN HORROR SONG MONTAGE

Here is the full version of my All About That Bass parody song "All About That Face" featured on FOX's Cause for Paws: An All-Star Dog Spectacular that aired on Thanksgiving night 2014. A video version is soon to follow! To adopt a sweet doggie go to:
http://www.fox.com/cause-for-paws/cast

All About That Face (parody of All About That Bass) for FOX's Cause for Paws TV Special

Here's the annual radio spot I voiced for CBS as the CBS Radio Turkey, who sounds suspiciously like a feathered Joe Pesci! Gobble! It aired all over the country earlier today!

ROB IZENBERG AS CBS RADIO TURKEY 2015

Here is my Santa Trump is Coming to Town parody song (voiced by the amazing Eric Harthen) as heard on 100.3 The Sound Mark in the Morning Show in Los Angeles. Enjoy! It's HUUUGE!

SANTA TRUMP IS COMING TO TOWN ON MARK IN THE MORNING

ALOHA PETE FROM PEWAUKEE

ZSA ZSA OBITUARY

Matt Damon stars in a new epic thriller called The Great Wall about a warrior who defends a nation from monsters about to breach its only line of defense, a border wall. President Trump has come out with his own version. Take a listen.

THE GREAT WALL STARRING DONALD J. TRUMP

This has been a bad springtime for us allergy sufferers. My sneezing reminded me of a parody commercial I wrote and produced for an allergy med you should never try!

ALLERGY D

Once again proud to provide the voice of the turkey for this fun radio commercial promoting the CBS television network's Thanksgiving-themed episodes. Thanks to my beloved voice agents at VOX Inc. and my beloved producer Jeff Howell.

CBS Television Thanksgiving Episodes Line Up Radio Spot 2017

Birthday parody of song of "Windy" by The Association in honor of my pal Sydney Pitcher's 25th birthday. Written, performed, and produced by Rob Izenberg.

EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S SYDNEY

Kohlschreiber Goldfinger Parody

I'm a long time parody song and comedy bit writer/producer/performer for radio and TV. I specialize in custom comedy songs and lyrics for broadcast, stage, corporate, and life events.

Rob Izenberg

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