Animal Crossing Freestyle [prod. mista6bullets]

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to foc rperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Espeon on the Internet, mom.

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Just Something a lil different 
Cover Art Artist -> S4en

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~Lyrics

[ Verse 1: IlyShower ]
Ayy, Lil Bro, I ain’t never give no fucks and I started when Im young bro, Im looking like King Tut
If you talking up on Jxck my choppa gonna hit your gut
Got a draco on my run up, If you say Im not enough 
Ayy Yuh, That boy want smoke no drugs
Are you talking, I can’t hear you get your mouth up off my nuts 
Ima kick him in the face and if he can’t answer me he’s dumb
Yea, He hate me as a person but he fuckin’ with my stuff, Uh

[ Verse 2: Lil Jxck ] 
Diamonds on my fist n’ shit just like my name is Thanos 
Choppa hit his dick n shit now he singing soprano 
If a hoe boy talking wreck, he’ll get cracked n’ he’ll get scrambled 
If he wanna talk it, take his top off, no convertible 
If lil pinecone wanna talk shit to me thats another tootsie roll 
Bitch boy mad at lil jxck cuz lately I’ve been on a roll
Knocking up and knocking down bitches just like they dominos 
New Asian shawty, Ima eat her like a tuna roll
On the patio, She tryna get into Addy’s bro
She like ,"why you mad at me bro?" Im so nice and Im so loveable
So I tell her she got lice, and that her head game is terrible
She starts to cry and Im like girl you know that shit is unbearable
The way she almost snapped my dick in half like her name is Thanos
Play yo bitch like the banjo, We smoking all of that doja
We pull up whippin’ Toyotas, If you got problems- I DONT GOT THOSE!
She shake it up like its soda and bends it back like its yoga 
I keep like six shots in the holster, and a devil on my shoulder-

[ Outro: IlyShower ]
Uh, Snappin’ like Im thanos 
I ain’t running out of ammo 
I know twelve is on my ass but they cant find me wearing Camo and you still a frapboy, catch you out here wearing flannels and that lil bitch coming back because I played her like piano

thanos w/ 919dylan (prod.yuki)

SAUCIN! (Prod. Oakerdidit)

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[lyrics]
Ya ya ya I’m insane ya put to my ya ayyy what ya ya ya ay

I’m insane put cocaine to my brain I can’t find my flow in rain I can’t find pain in this game I’m insane you’re my side bitch not my main play this world to entertain

I’m insane put cocaine to my brain I can’t find my flow in rain I can’t find pain in this game I’m insane you’re my side bitch not my main play this world to entertain ayyyyyyy I’m insane put cocaine to my brain I can’t find my flow in rain I can’t find pain in this game I’m insane you’re my side bitch not my main play this world to entertain ay ay ay

 Bitch I don’t give shit bitch ya ay they have to strap me down or my knife will go in there moth pussy bitch if you want to keep playing I will show you how I not scared of faggot you will fucking kill you now cus

I’m insane put cocaine to my brain I can’t find my flow in rain I can’t find pain in this game I’m insane you’re my side bitch not my main play this world to entertain ayyyyyyy I’m insane put cocaine to my brain I can’t find my flow in rain I can’t find pain in this game I’m insane you’re my side bitch not my main play this world to entertain ay ay ay

Ya ya ya ay put molly in cup I don’t give a fuck I’m getting so fuck I’m just smoke a blunt  and not give a enough a fuck ya I’m insane ya ay I’m insane

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INSANE

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