02. Real Life feat. K.I.K.I

Mind Over Matter's 3rd studio album 'This Way to Elsewhere' released 2014 Shock Records.

Tomorrow's History feat. Rahjconkas

Smizzy & Forbes debut single "All The Same" feat. Emma Beau

All The Same feat. Emma Beau

This track didn't make the cut of my album.

[Bridge] x 2 
I bought a lovely house down in funky town / 
But only stuck around a month cos it was fucking loud / 

[Verse 1] 
I wouldn’t mind a place to live near a dentist and newsagent / 
So I can read the newspaper whenever my tooth’s aching / 
It’s just practical plus I can have it rolled up / 
And hit the doc for charging 400 for Panadol / 

I told my real estate I want something affordable / 
Is sorta new, has a water view and a sauna too / 
With a place around the corner I can order food / 
And somewhere warm so I don’t fucking slip on the morning dew / 

I gotta pet gorilla and I’ve kept him in a / 
Big dusty crate and he just sits there all day / 
And whenever I let him out he just rips up the place / 
So make sure its friendly for pets that are 6’ fucking 8” / 

And I plan to make it big in music, I’m certain to make it / 
But if I don’t I could work in an apron, serving or baking / 
Cursing and hating cos I barely earn the repayments / 
But if I make it I’ll be chirpy and gracious / 

When she said it might be hard to find the perfect location / 
I replied “you’ll be right love, I’m sure that you’ll find one” / 
Cos if you don’t I’ll probably run you down in a hire truck / 
And read in the paper at the dentist that you died young / 

[Chorus x 2] 
Cos every little thing that goes around ya / 
It always comes around / 
It always comes around / 
Which means I’ma get mine / 

[Bridge x 2] 

[Verse 2] 
I almost bought a place to live where there was nowhere to eat for miles / 
And my next-door neighbor was a fucking pedophile / 
I wasn’t into the way he’d like to treat a child / 
Still I was tempted cos the bathroom had heated tiles / 

Apparently Parliament House wasn’t for rent / 
I had a quick chat to the PM then got me some head / 
Then we jumped into bed and she showed me what her mother gave her / 
Making Julia Gillard cum now that was fucking labor / 

She asked me for some advice that would stun the people / 
I said keep guns illegal but make gunja legal / 
Whop, I got a little side tracked, my bad / 
Back to the search for a nice pad / 

It got me thinking of the days where I finally get a house / 
Think of all the things I can do when I settle down / 
I might start a rumor that I mastered tuba / 
And then spread that people who aren’t into brass are losers / 

I might find a cow paddock that is suitable / 
Bring a fucking tuxedo along and try to suit a bull / 
And I need a place that I could put my pot plants / 
I also need a place that I could put my pot plants / 

Yeah I got plans and if it’s in God’s hands / 
He’s probably thinking “God damn that’s a lot man” / 
But I’ll be counting my money in my Calvin Klein undies / 
In a house with nine dunnies out in mountain bike country, yeah / 

[Chorus x 2] 

[Bridge x 2]

Written by M. Brown
Produced by Rahjconkas
Additional Vocals by L. Rundle 
Mixed by Chuck Daly 
Mastered BY Danny Leake for Urban Guerrilla Engineers

Funkytown

Written by M. Brown & E. Sparkes 
Produced by Michael Tan 
Mixed by Michael Tan 
Mastered Joseph Carra at Crystal Mastering

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