A is for Arses
B is for Balls
C is for Cock
That rises and it falls
D is for Dickhead
E Ejaculate
F is for Fucking hell
Now everything is great
G is for Gitface
and H is for Head
I can't think of one for J
So I'll have K instead
K is for Knickers
L is for Lips
M is for Masturbate
And N is for Nips
O is for Orgasm
and P is for Pee
Q is forgotten
And R-Soles worry me
S is for Shagging, and Shit & Shat & Shot
T is for Tits & Tats & Twits & Twats & Twots
U is for you ya whore, who left me for my brother
V is for Vibrator, for me there is no other
W's Wank, and that's my favourite of them all
X, Y, Z .... Now we've done them all

Iggy35

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