(1) Ветер-зверюга

(8) Dance.Instrumental. New Year

(6) Хвостик Твой

All rights reserved / 2024 / Adorable_Anarchy / SKGK Productions
Lyrics: AA

Dirty Floors and Sexy Dishes

Aorta

(4) 5 min

I wrote this song for my Mom. Thank you, Mom. I love you!

"Mom Didn’t Get Run Over by a Reindeer" is a comedic, upbeat pop-rock anthem celebrating the resilience, humor, and legendary toughness of moms everywhere. With a driving beat, dynamic vocals, and hilarious lyrics, this track turns life’s curveballs into laugh-out-loud moments. Perfect for holiday playlists or whenever you need a dose of humor and heartfelt appreciation, this song is a tribute to the moms who face everything (even gravity) with wit and strength. Turn it up, and let the queen of survival inspire you to laugh through life’s tumbles!

Lyrics
"Listen, if reindeer hit Mom, they’d apologize first."
"Yeah, but stairs? Those assholes don’t play fair."
"Let’s be honest, gravity’s got a vendetta against her, but she’s still undefeated."

Mom didn’t get run over by a reindeer,
But life threw her down a flight of stairs.
She’s tougher than the turkey we burned last Christmas,
And she’s got more fight than an angry bear.

"Honestly, she’s like a cat—always lands on her feet. Except when she’s taking the express route downstairs."

She’s small but mighty, the queen of our crew,
With a heart so big, it could light up the room.
She’s been through the wringer but still stands tall,
And she’ll crack a joke while surviving it all.
"She’ll crack a joke, she’ll survive it all!"

Her cat named Buddy gums his food,
No teeth to chew, but his breath’s improved.
He’s her furry sidekick, her tiny king,
The one who doesn’t ask for anything.

"Well, except for snacks. And attention. And the occasional existential conversation."

Life’s thrown her curveballs, she’s dodged every pitch,
From a broken heart to a stumble in the ditch.
But she’ll laugh it off with a grin so wide,
Saying, 'Well, at least I didn’t die!'

She’s small but mighty, the queen of our crew,
With a heart so big, it could light up the room.
She’s been through the wringer but still stands tall,
And she’ll crack a joke while surviving it all.
"She’ll crack a joke, she’ll survive it all!"

She’s the boss of the holidays, the queen of prime rib,
She cooks enough food to feed every crib.
She’s got wisdom for days, and sass to spare,
And she’ll clean up at slots with a devilish flair.

"Honestly, she’s probably winning jackpots right now."
"And if she’s not, she’s cursing that slot machine in three languages."

She’s small but mighty, the queen of our crew,
With a heart so big, it could light up the room.
She’s been through the wringer but still stands tall,
And she’ll crack a joke while surviving it all.
"She’ll crack a joke, she’ll survive it all!"

"So, no reindeer, but stairs? They’re the real villains."
"And honestly, they’re lucky Mom didn’t sue them for emotional damages."

(8) Dance.Instrumental. New Year

IGOR USPEHOV

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