I knew there was no turning back when the kid started talking

WELCOME TO MY MINE (EAR RAPE

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Super Chigga Kart Earrape

Its Everyday Bro But Im Screaming The Lyrics

Lyrics:
One  Block
Two Block
Red Block
Blue Block
eat that ass real good like tupac
One Block
Two Block
Three Block
Five Block
bitches eat my dick like an uncooked porkchop
gave my bitch away cuz she got the damn flu
shoot a shot of goo like a gift from me to you
and if i counted genders there would only be two
and if you disagree then you can eat my fuckin poo
YEAH
this rap startin off thicc, just like my dicc
dick so good make my bitch dyslexic
Fuck her so good the sensors call it graphic
She got over here even tho she Hispanic
Dick so big that it longer than a yardstick,
but mommas dont worry i made sure this dick organic
but sush i didnt tell em this cock is hella toxic
you all gonna need an antibiotic
this dick like an ak cuz it's fully automatic
Big and Scary makes em scream like jurassic
my pick is diamond, so are my nips
drink a speed potion to swing of her hips
Girls want it so bad they startin to unzip
So good at minin' they claim im usin script
rhymes so lit, needin fire resistance
Fire so hot need to hide the infants
your parents aint home, comin over in my minecart
eww that queef smellin like a big minefart
penis so big and hard like obsidian
make a dick portal and i'm headin to your neatherland
Brrrruuuuuuuuuhhhh
I like my women like I like my math
Square
You say you got diamonds all up on yo back
Where
They under yo weave right above yo hair
But I got enough to put them everywhere
Come get schooled bitch pull up a chair
Clownin these fools takin up air
drownin in jewels bitch I'm rich as O'hare
yuh
One  Block
Two Block
Red Block
Blue Block
eat that ass real good like tupac
One Block
Two Block
Three Block
Five Block
bitches eat my dick like an uncooked porkchop
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Counting Blocks

KERMIT IS SAD! - XXXTENTACION

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OK BOOMER ft:pewdiepie

This one's for all of your SIMPS out there! Amazing art by @cheezyvevo and the amazing intro by @theguys-spicy-soundclown!

Sources:
Porter Robinson ft. Madeon - Shelter
Powfu - Death Bed
Juice WRLD - Lucid Dreams 
'It's Mr. MVP. SIMP!'
The Simpsons Theme
senzawa - oki doki boomer
Phineas & Ferb - S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)
Yung Nugget - Simp Detector
Post Malone - I Fall Apart
CallMeCarson Crying

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