Yo have your ever had dick queso and simultaneously dookied them pants? No? Well you will after hearing this literal piece of ear AIDS.

Dick Queso Dookie Pants Mothafucka'

an absolutely horrendous musical product performed by a semi buzzed johnathan marcus and a slightly high daws0n

I'd Rather eat literal SH!T than Listen to this frEEstyle

ayo. u ever catch a nice ole whiff of something that smells very similar to the fragrance of a skunk's stench? well honestly that was my penis and i am very apologetic when it comes to that topic. please be aware that my genitals do in fact radiate the smell of a skunk's odor.

SkunkDick

Have you ever wondered what getting absolutely schwacked at 1 pm on a Monday sounds like? This is the most accurate representation of it that you'll hear if you've ever had that extremely specific thought. Enjoy the wonders of curdled cheese male genitalia.

Liquid Cheese Penile Freestyle

You ever looked at your phallic member and been like damn this muhfucka stupid af???? Well the four of us have and we decided to lay down some phat audio sounds to relay our frustration at our male genitals. I hope that hearing this provides you with relief knowing that you are not the only dude or chick that is angered by their penis.

?__DUMB/!/PENIS__ ?

I Am Heterosexual

You guys have gone completely mad over this on tik tok. I only made it 3 days ago lol. Knew I had to give u a bit more for the plot... so here's a CLIP. Want Spotify next? show some love in the comments 

thanks so much to julia for the incredible original version

big love, uncle badge xxx

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Julia Wolf X Badger - In My Room

Outsider

im back on my shit lol
track 2/13 of "morgue party"
prod @sprintworldwide and i did the 808s
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/310ZvgrLQj…8SR-6gwCSMJW0i_w
ALL PLATS: https://broke.ffm.to/lost-my-soul

yea this shit got me tweakin yea im bouta bug out
yea im always in my mind i cant ever slow down
i gave this bitch my soul like its fuckin mo-town
yeah i lost all my soul then i fuckin broke down
cuz idk where to go idk where to be
just please dont leave think i need u lowkey
everything hurts my body
overwhelmed my brain hurts, im sorry
only feel relief when i hit that leaf
i was up thinkin bout this hoe then i had a bad dream
im only havin bad thoughts my brain dont work as a team
yeah my shits faulty i know its not how it seems
and the thoughts racing like the seven seas
and i got tendencies
i look at you and i look at me
and i think to myself how can i be happy
if i live everyday wishin for a finale
thatll top off my overwhelming fancy
im looking deep im looking deep inside myself
ill be gone when the clock strikes 12
i hope that they learn to take care of themselves
holding this blade but its ur hand i couldve held
ima fry my brains out turn me to a snail
everything that i do is an epic fail
all my life force drained and im turning out frail
what self destructing thing is behind that veil?

Expectations

Smoke

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