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Millennial Falcon's new single Brandon Lee is a sitar/synth rock operetta regarding the life threatening challenges of martial arts film stars. 

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released March 10, 2018 

All songs written by Ilan Moskowitz (Captain Contingency) 

Vocals, Guitar, Percussion, Storytelling - Ilan Moskowitz (Captain Contingency) 
Bass, Bass Composition, Zither, Inspiration for plot to Brandon Lee - Kale Sanders 
Synth - Nick Cowan 
Musical Saw & Saw Composition - Emily Elizondo (of Sparkle Carpet)
Sitar & Sitar Composition - Patrick Fleske (of Dark Web) 
Spoken Interlude/Inspirational Late Night Phone Calls - Dennis Jones (of Dennisaurus Rex) 
Piano & Piano Composition - Clara Moskowitz (Her last living recording at the age of 102) 

Recorded 2017 - 2018 in Portland & Hillsboro, Oregon 
Cover art by Josh Freese (of Schlub, Normcore) 
Tracked by Justin Church and Nick Cowan 
Mixed/Mastered by Justin Church

#goth #marilynmanson #thecrow #90s #90srock #folkpunk #DIY #mountaingoats #singersongwriter #sitar #worldinstruments

Brandon Lee

Released 1/5/18 for Josh Freese's Rude Awakening. 
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released January 4, 2018 

Ilan Moskowitz (Captain Contingency) - Guitars, Vocals, Percussion 
Kale Sanders - Bass 
Nick Cowan - Synth 

Recorded by Nick Cowan 
Mixed by Justin Church 
Written by Ilan Moskowitz (with help from Belle and Sebastian) 
Fake Publishing Millionaires Records 
Www.youaredoingeveryhingwrong.com
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SATIVA CHEMTRAILS WILL BE RELEASED PHYSICALLY AS A COMBO WITH MILLENNIAL FALCON COMICS #1. THIS COMIC/ALBUM PACKAGE CAN BE SHIPPED TO YOUR DOOR. JUST GO TO WWW.MILLENNIALFALCONCOMICS.COM


SATIVA CHEMTRAILS 
Released 2019 by Fake Publishing Millionaires 

The Crew: 
Captain Contingency (Ilan Moskowitz) - Guitar, bass, Drums, Vocals, Synth, Percussion, Drum Machine Programming, Samples, Interviews 
The Sfinks (Kale Sanders) - Bass on Brandon Lee, Storytelling on Great Bruceploitations 
Cole Fusion (Cole Vanderveer) - Bass and Guitar Solos on Jimmy Hoffa and Billy Joel V My Current Workman's Comp Claim 
DERF (Fred Gladbach) - Drums on Billy Joel V. My Current Workman's Comp Claim 
The ErikTecht (Erik Wadman)- Drums on A Sequel to Office Girl by Joe Meno 
Mike Wellins of Freakybuttrue Peculiarium - Storytelling at the end of Super Computer Goes Sentient 
Yasmin Alishav - Vocals on Jimmy Hoffa 
Michael Ventura - Guitar on Blistering Bliesure 
Justin Church - Mixing and Mastering, Tracking everything except Billy Joel V. My Current Workman's Comp Claim 
Joe Kunz - Tracking on Billy Joel V. My Current Workman's Comp Claim 


All songs composed by Captain Contingency except the bassline to Brandon Lee by Kale Sanders, lead guitar on Blistering Bliesure by Michael Ventura, lead guitar/bassline on Billy Joel V My Current Workman's Comp Claim and bassline on Jimmy Hoffa by Cole Vanderveer, and the snippet of St. Thomas by Sonny Rollins on A Sequel to Office Girl by Joe Meno (which in turn is a reworking of the folk song "The Lincolnshire Poacher").

Great Bruceploitations

A Sequel To Office Girl By Joe Meno

Blistering Bleisure (You're Wonderful)

Super Computer Goes Sentient

Jimmy Hoffa

Billy Joel V. My Current Workman's Comp Claim

Brandon Lee (CHMTRLS)

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This song is about the character Morgiana from the story 'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves,' from the collection One Thousand and One Nights.

A teenage slave, she boiled 37 killers alive and stabbed their leader through the chest whilst performing an intricate knife dance that everyone thought was just dinner entertainment.

She did this because the family to whom she was enslaved repeatedly stole from, and continued to piss off, a 40-strong gang of brutes with a cave full of treasure.

She did this because the people who possessed her freedom were unable to defend themselves, leaving her no other option. And everyone came to believe in her.

She won her freedom in this way.
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lyrics:

I paid the boot smith
to sew up
your greedy
brother's corpse.
Now he has bragged unto
the 40 fucking thieves,
of course.
Yeah, 40 thieves
say 'Open Sesame'
then rain down on thee.
And as your humble slave,
yeah, all that shit
rains down on me.

Well. . .
Trust in me
I've got a plan

I'll boil
those fucks
in oil
when they hide
in your
living room.
I'll stab those
bastards dead
in your
dining room,
deceiving you.
Yeah, 40 thieves
say 'Open Sesame'
then rain down on thee.
And as your humble slave,
yeah, all that shit
rains down on me.

Well. . .
Trust in me
I've got a plan
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released February 19, 2020
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THE CREW THIS VOYAGE:
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Ilan Moskowitz (CAPTAIN CONTINGENCY) - Synths, Vocals,
Cam Olszewski (STORMY TRUMP) - Guitars
FRED GLADBACH (DR. ROXXAU) - Drums
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Joe Kunz - Recording, Mixing
Ilan Moskowitz - Additional Mixing, Producer, Cover Collage Design
Justin Church - Mastering, Additional Mixing
Cam Olszewski - Cover Formatting
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Ilan Moskowitz - Words/Initial Composition
Cam Olszewski - Further Arrangement/Composition
Fred Gladbach - Further Arrangement/Composition

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Ilan!

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