I SAW YOUR FACE IN AN AD IN A MAGAZINE
ON THE BACK OF A PAGE OF A FEATURE IN
A DIRTY FEATURETTE ABOUT BLACKHEADS AND
I COULDN’T HELP BUT TICKLE MY END.

NO ALLADIN COULD FLY THIS RUG
NO PRINCE COULD COMPAR E TO A PUG
NO PUG SHOUD BE A DOG
COS A PUG HAS BREATHIN PROBLEMS

BUT YOUR LOVE BREATHS THROUGH MY SKIN
THROUGH THE PORES I LET YOU IN
LIKE EVAPORATED MILK YOURE NOT SKINNY OR SKIMMED
BUT I’LL DRINK YOU COS IM FUCKING WEIRD

I TOUCHED YOUR SOLE WHEN I REACHED DOWN FOR YOUR FOOT
IT WAS COLD IT WAS BOLD IT WAS LIKE ROSS KEMP 
ALL BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND
LIKE A THAI MASSAGE WITHOUT A HAPPY END

NO ALLADIN COULD FLY THIS RUG
NO PRINCE COULD COMPARE TO A PUG
NO PUG SHOUD BE A DOG
COS A PUG HAS BREATHIN PROBLEMS 

BUT YOUR LOVE BREATHS THROUGH MY SKIN
THROUGH THE PORES I LET YOU IN
LIKE EVAPORATED MILK YOURE NOT SKINNY OR SKIMMED
BUT I’LL DRINK YOU COS IM FUCKING WEIRD

LIKE A PUG YOU WRINKLE DEEP
LIKE A RUG YOURE MADE OF SHEEP
LIKE A GRIN YOU BIN MY GIN
FIN SIN MIN LIN KIN RIN 


SANBEN