burger kong made me arrive,and the momentum of the song made me stay

Un día, conduciendo hacia el trabajo, encontré varios pájaros muertos en la carretera en distintos puntos del recorrido... luego hice esta canción.

LA CAÍDA DE LOS SIERVOS DEL SOL

I accidentally wrote a pop punk track :///

Cats Eyes

Esta canción habla sobre una aventura épica en el mar.

LUZ BAJO LAS AGUAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSThSiiUTNA

Never was a story of more woe 
Than this of a plumber Joe 
You won’t find such a sad thing 
In a newspaper or magazine. 
Joe was a real womanizer 
Too sad he wasn’t a bit wiser 
His red moustache was a checkmate 
He took off girls’ panties at first date 
There was a witch from nameless hill 
She fell madly in love with him 
From her rage there was no escape 
When she saw Joe with another babe 
The witch summoned evil forces then 
And, red with anger, cursed the man 
As she was a real smart ass 
She did her duty with excess. 
Each night she turned the poor jerk 
Into first thing he touched at work 

ПРИПЕВ 

Hey dude, turn tail, don’t be a fool 
When you smell shit and moon is full 
The evil’s come for you 
The evil from the loo 
Poor buddy Joe, a normal guy 
Becomes a monster every night 
Two centuries have passed this way 
You fucked up, Joe, you have to pay! 

Never was a story of more woe 
Than this of a plumber Joe 
You won’t find such a sad thing 
In a newspaper or magazine. 
The witch summoned evil forces then 
And, red with anger, cursed the man 
Each night she turned the poor jerk 
Into first thing he touched at work 

That day Joe had an urgent call 
There was a block in a toilet bowl 
The work he did was real hard porn 
He cursed the day when he was born! 
(ПРИПЕВ) 

What tragedies Joe underwent! 
But there can be a happy end 
A pretty girl can break the spell 
If she stands the dreadful smell 
When the city is moonlit 
She should approach the walking shit 
And passionately, with no creeps 
Kiss the monster on the lips

The Road To Hogwarts  - Shitmonstr

Bodybuilder Andrew Sickk 
Big and hairy monkey dick
Had the size of thousand stairs
Without taking any meds
Training was his only aim
To gain muscles every day
Motherfucker learnt a lot
Gaining waight at every spot
He injected alcoloids
Mixed a lot with damn steroids
Even thought of using chocolate
But result was quite impotent
Body grew but very slowly
He believed it wasn't wholly
And to rapidly reach goal
Eat that shit without control
Banned steroids were found somehow
Turning him into the sow
His blood was full of many goods:
Radium, uranium and even wood
With such hunger for the power
He could explode at any hour
Andrew's bodybuilding shit
Drew him right into the pit:
One day, looking for some scouse
He found mangy gook's hash house
Even taste of food seemed stranger
He ignored the risk of danger
He devowered all the snacks
Even though they rot and stank
Suddenly the wire sparked
Shocking every body part
Every cell of his incised
All his buttons fucking rived
Every parasite was torn
Only Andrew was reborn!
Every rat and bug was fried
Hunting to a great collide

Gook, just tell me what the hell?!
I'm not feeling pretty well!

But the keeper took a gun 
With the look of hit-and-run
He's like fucking Martha Stewart
Working secretly in sewers
In attampt to make stink blown
Made a serum yet unknown
Though attempt was aggravated
A new element's created
Substance's look was pretty scummy
But made even shit taste yammy
That crap was no harm for people
You should trust me here a little
Gook went addind more and more
Making burgers lose odor
Though he was sure that everything's well
Always remember: you never can tell!
Something fucked up, causing mutation
Reaction's unknown for the whole of the nation
Building's in ruins, business is dying 
Onlyy poor gook is yelling and crying

Veins are out, all walls are down
Shoes explode, the rags still fall
Everything's becoming small
Feel the pain, the cold or heat?
Hunger's really what he needs
Like a bubble made of crap
Andrew grew without a nap

He's an elk, a crab, a fish
He breaks ground just so to wish
Dogs, rats, toads and other meat
That Korean people feed
Andrew turned in a hellish fear
Time to bring the mayhem here!

The day when city was on fire
I was so young, had dreams of flying higher
Now what's happened to us all
My friends are dead and I'm alone
Beast leaves ashes, pain, hell knows
Whete it comes from, where it goes
Devowers old men, even kids
Destroyes the cities, than it leaves
Creature's still alive, no doubt
Missiles, panzers failed to stop; 
We are crying in remorse
We all thought that nothing's worse
And the Chinese trew a bomb
Made the monster feel like home:
Leaving eggs after mutation
Brought these Asians damnation

Survivors built titanic walls
Forever to stay behind
They failed in slaying the dark maul
Who made us pray and hide
For many years we've dwelt in walls' defence
The danger's gone, we thought, layed hands
The legend's now so neverending, 
You're waiting for the happy ending.
A hero would fall from the sky
And through some punches make beast die.
Fuck no! The fate is pretty rough
An ugly head appeared above!

Beast leaves ashes, pain, hell knows
Where it comes from, where it goes
He's an elk, a crab, a fish
He breaks ground just so to wish
Devowers old men, even kids
Destroyes the cities, then it leaves
Missiles, panzers failed to stop
Creature's still alive, no doubt!

The road to hogwarts Burger Kong

The road to hogwarts-Double Crap

Last Drop Of The Summers Rain

Spacedriving

My bass cover of "have you ever seen the rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival"
**I do not own this song**
Equipment Used:
*Schecter Stiletto Custom 
*Boss gt-10b
*Garangeband

Have You Ever Seen the Rain-Creedence Clearwater Revival (Bass Cover)

Motorhead-Ace of Spades

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