https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSThSiiUTNA

Never was a story of more woe 
Than this of a plumber Joe 
You won’t find such a sad thing 
In a newspaper or magazine. 
Joe was a real womanizer 
Too sad he wasn’t a bit wiser 
His red moustache was a checkmate 
He took off girls’ panties at first date 
There was a witch from nameless hill 
She fell madly in love with him 
From her rage there was no escape 
When she saw Joe with another babe 
The witch summoned evil forces then 
And, red with anger, cursed the man 
As she was a real smart ass 
She did her duty with excess. 
Each night she turned the poor jerk 
Into first thing he touched at work 

ПРИПЕВ 

Hey dude, turn tail, don’t be a fool 
When you smell shit and moon is full 
The evil’s come for you 
The evil from the loo 
Poor buddy Joe, a normal guy 
Becomes a monster every night 
Two centuries have passed this way 
You fucked up, Joe, you have to pay! 

Never was a story of more woe 
Than this of a plumber Joe 
You won’t find such a sad thing 
In a newspaper or magazine. 
The witch summoned evil forces then 
And, red with anger, cursed the man 
Each night she turned the poor jerk 
Into first thing he touched at work 

That day Joe had an urgent call 
There was a block in a toilet bowl 
The work he did was real hard porn 
He cursed the day when he was born! 
(ПРИПЕВ) 

What tragedies Joe underwent! 
But there can be a happy end 
A pretty girl can break the spell 
If she stands the dreadful smell 
When the city is moonlit 
She should approach the walking shit 
And passionately, with no creeps 
Kiss the monster on the lips

The Road To Hogwarts  - Shitmonstr

One Man Band.  ProAgressive Metal from MARTORELL (Barcelona).

                                       All instruments and voices by:
                                             ALFONSO B. CASTELO

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The Road To Hogwarts - Shitmonstr

THE ROAD TO HOGWARTS