Paucity of Suavity 
Why can't I develop just  a smigeon of social skills
A paucity of suavity
Oh damn-- why not just a smattering 
Paucity of Suavity
Oh my- Can't I have a tad bit more to my inate urbane'y'ness--Ya
Hmm Hm eeermgh--Can't they see I don't to have this resting bitch face
Can't they see I don't mean to hang up so maladroitly
Can't they see I want to answer their calls
This paucity of Suavity
Damn O' Damn the lacuna of Suavity
Gosh no why the remora happened to me..
Oh my what a victim I truly, patent, verilialallay, veracity that I am.
Why could I jest as an ersatz Cary Grant of mayhaps just a knock off Craig Ferguson.
To quote my pain I find, I find the exalted lyric "All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend" to befit this (thus, thus, thus) occasion
ヤレヤレ, thus speakth I 
Why this Paucity!
Higher Power!
Mr. Maharishi!
*Insert Common Deity Here*
Why am I stuck (stuck, stuck) without a suavity apt for a sexy man-about-town
What must I do to reverse mee' lack of suavity!
What must I do!
Can't I just study! Maybe a little mimicry! Mayhaps a few trails and errors! Featuring http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/track/the-jazz-piano
A lot of the lyrics are filler or off the cuff so the follow along may be nigh impossible!

Paucity Of Suavity Assay 1 (Has Three Assay's in it of itself)

The backing track is "Bensound - Thelounge" http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/jazz

The Mad Scientist Trichologist! Assay 1 (With four assays in it of itself)

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