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How could this be? Is this the end for you and me?
I don’t know if I was even close to ready
You disappeared so quick, went to Dick; I’m jelly
This is a travesty I’ll write you desperately
A quick email only 50 thousand words
Only 50 thousand words
This could be my last chance to get you back, Sean.

Maybe I’ll write a letter like I did for 80’s girl. I know that went over well. I mean she’s still with Dick but she’s definitely still thinking about that

Hello and welcome to the Greatest Letter in the Universe. I’m writing to you hoping that your exit from me will reverse. You see, I plea that the quality of my podcasting has suffered greatly, but I don’t know if I will ever admit that openly.
Rucka Rucka Ali had to leave taking out one of the few things that you could call ‘funny’ on my show since you know my life’s the joke and I can’t channel that into a way to earn dough. Vote up indignant co-hosts you see not me, Ali, with that new haircut he got as a way to mock the hairless person that is me. Okay I may be projecting however he followed suit the moment that you left us Sean I got an engineer who’s a fucking moron. Though, nothing compares to that person who farmed lots of ass, sativa man you outclass anyone I could afford.
You went to Dick real quick despite seeing the absolute gold mine that is the brain that is mine with the ability to decide relevant topics worldwide, watch as I pick a side, then pick the other side how are people unsatisfied? I know, it’s them not me. It’s my stupid fans that’s a guarantee, not the SJW that I’ve become once a satire now a humdrum. Speaking of Dick have you seen, the News Babes that he can glean? That seems like a good bit maybe I can copy it

How could this be? Is this the end for you and me?
I don’t know if I was even close to ready
You disappeared so quick, went to Dick; I’m jelly
This is a travesty I’ll write you desperately
A quick email only 50 thousand words

Heh this is looking good so far. I’m going to take a break for some fruit. And some soup. I’ll check twitter to see if Sean’s on there yet. Oh, oh he’s still not.

    I really hope the issue wasn’t that despite hiring you to be our engineer I took things into my own hands out of fear that you would leave in things that Dick said that went against the values I bled and wore on my sleeve while pretending to believe that I held my book quite highly. Cop a feel, now I disavow nicely. Once and always a flake, a has-been, a comedy fake, mistake after mistake, I trust the dog bite lawyer, mental jess, call their employers, sue them all they said I don’t think this could be the reason that you fled.
But, if you give me whatever chance this may be, I know that I deserve you way more than you deserve me. Please come back I beg you I can’t pay that’s true my Patreon is barely above two-hundred dollars a month and I’ve got no sponsors you see. Kendall and Hyde they left me, who would think that my listeners couldn’t afford four-hundred dollar bags even with a coupon that got them 40 dollars off. They saw madbucks was a ripoff, Sean I need you back.

How could this be? Is this the end for you and me?
I don’t know if I was even close to ready
You disappeared so quick, went to Dick; I’m jelly
This is a travesty I’ll write you desperately
A quick email only 50 thousand words
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