sometimes I feel like im ross geller taking shots in a cellar
no wait im chandler, im taking shots at harambe's handler, dicks out, post-vigilante rambler in shambles, bricks out thru windows, a vandal, maybe im frank drebin kickin it in heaven at a 7/11 with OJ's acting career, reactions so slapstick, steer clear of the weary bleary eyed weird guy outside - thats me - I asked my friends to craft me some verses - so they rattled off the names of b-list celebs that im going to pretend I am like that tom cruise song so you better sing along cuz this one is for you.

i

think im bruce villanch? 
who the fuck - oh man, the guy from Hairspray? 
That's heresay, 
I had to look him up on the wiki quickly because I wasn't aware of his stature, and as a rapper my references have to be on point I'll set a better example. 

Bruce Villanch got trampled by a semi truck in a commercial spoofing Kobe Bryant - now thats violent - now thats paper - 
ok ok I'm Terry Crews in White Chicks 
singing 1000 Miles making you smile with style 
- bitch I think I'm... 
General Bob Knight? 
Ok sports references is tight. 
Wait, now I'm the wife of the 44th Vice, 
I'm Marilyn Quayle and my harrowing tale has just begun. 
Yo now I'm Karl Urban, kiwi cupid in Xena, or Judge Dredd, does Butthead have emphysema? aheh
I'm John Cusack in High Fidelity
I'm Eddie Murphy live on the Telly V
I'm kathy griffin graham green and Peter Coyote on a bus ride to the desert to find some peyote I'm Bob Ross. 
David Cross, and Randy Moss decked out in Hugo Boss
I'm making so many god damn references this is sick
I'm seven degrees of Kevin Bacon, undercooked like Jaden (smith) I'm laden with amazing quips so please stick around. 

patrick swayze, bette midler, joan rivers, colin mochrie, ronnie radke, rupaul, sky ferreira, bambi northwood blythe, scott disick, kevin federline, andre agassi, kevin kanky tillet

I'm a rapper