new project by 1/2 of Increasing Altitude

It's Me (Autobiography) [feat. Adele]

Row Row Row (That Ass)

Intro (There Will Be Blood)

i'm supposed to be writing pop songs but here i am

bitch i’m so extra, you should call me guacamole
worship all my scriptures like i’m holy
bitch i’m so delicious, you should call me guacamole
faster than a jet son, no lee
order up, sheeeet, order order up sheeeet
goddamn, she lookin at the rice like she got her phone wet
but i’m looking at her nice, like hey, can i bone yet
looks like i’m gon be boneless, man that’s shit’s grotesque,
imma close the store, salmonella, before i get arrest-ed
i’m not to be tested like the meat at chipotle
man, that shit ain’t okay, i got trust in you bitches
stop being suspicious, like putting sprite in the water
dawg, i don’t want a daughter, but if she wants it that’s ok
yeah it’s so swag
i ain’t payin for that chip bag

i’m flying high above the currents like i’m parasailing
i can see russia from my house, sarah palin
coming out strong, like a gay bodybuilder
these others rappers putting shit out, potty spiller
they looking at me like, how old’s this punk, is he seven?
but stranger things have happened, turn it up to eleven
ya fellas pulling bitches, like you’re pissed walking your dogs
but i’m loyal to a lady, yeah i learned that from my moms
had my time collecting hoes like they are charizard, pikachu,
pigey if she dizzy, fuck that, i play it fair and cool
when she sits her skinny waist upon my face, i’m feeling baptised
she’s looking like a 10, like i am shit at guessing pant size
enough about the woman, these boys just want bars
like we’re at college and it’s friday night and we are goin hard, yeah
fucking slow, you hold me up, so i’ll go first and then you
fuck a flow, switch it up like arby’s with their menu
gotta get gone, won’t be long, long johns making me sweat
cause i’m fuckin hot, tell your thot she hasn’t crossed my mind yet

guacamole / sarah palin - single

guacamole / sarah palin

fuck a man right in the butt
tap my dick in like a putt
cash fat like jabba the hut
go eat right after i nut

suck a big dick

come back home, put it up in my face
then sashay away rupaul’s drag race
got no time for second place
don’t call me raven or shea coulee
open up my ass for a few good men
dream about the dick with no foreskin
he gotta take me out if he wanna get in
i’m a gentlemen

SABD - Single

S.A.B.D.

FUKD UP

SONGS RECORDED 2017-2019
0:03 POMPLAMOOSE LA CROIX
1:32 KEEP UP
3:06 DWAYNE JOHNSON (interlude)
3:33 WHAM!!!!!!!!!
4:53 S.A.B.D.
6:08 HOW FAR I’LL GO
7:50 JUMAJI / I AIN’T THOUGHT ABOUT YOU
10:02 FUCKED UP
11:58 GUACAMOLE / SARAH PALIN
15:22 RECYCLE BITCH