oh yeah now that trial of bravery is the canon roots does that make this uncanon

This is the "C°C°C°OME ON!!!<COMEOnin[[. Want A Cookie?✔️] at" replacement
This is what "Theres really nothing wrong here! Nothing wrong here! Nothing wrong!" replaces
for M[yes] OW[no] A[ugh]. "Deltarune: The 4Same Puppet"
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◌ WHAT THE FUCK??? ARE YOU OK??? WHAT HAPPENED???

CLOSING speech recognition on SessionEventArgs(session_id=9c55fd876dd8468fa23612c104c2d539) 
Chat History has a current token length of 597

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"Whaatttt the hippopotamus! fuck??? Why - I could ask the same of you!"

◌ WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?? WHO ARE YOU??

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"I - ASTERISK pause for dramatic effect ASTERISK - am Mack 2!!!! I have come to aveeeenge my fallen brother in an act of war!!!! - Shwallamarco polo!!!!"

◌ LISTEN... m-maybe we can talk this out! 
◌ I don't know what's happening here. I don't know who your brother is, but I ASSURE you I mean no harm!

Asking ChatGPT a question...
we got an answer!
"ASTERISK Readies my Angry Bird Bomb (Patent Pending) ASTERISK"

◌ Oh god. 
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song by @spam_b
writing by @theceaselesswatcher
voice and art by @zurtis0curtis

ENDLESS AMOUNT OF CHEESE - SEIZE THE DAY THE DAY [4Same]

KrispyK: something about this place... feels odd
KrispyK: ...
KrispyK: nah, screw these thoughts. there's nothing I couldn't bear with

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis:  A̩̾̌Ã̛̅Ä͕̺́Ȧ̳̆Ã̛̈A̛͂AA🅐🅐🅐🅐𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔AAA𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰Aᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀʜʜʜ

KrispyK: DUDE! why the hell would you outright scream like this for no reason?!?!??!

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: I s͑̒͂a͊̅̕w̓͂̆ a sᴄᴀʀʏ 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎!

KrispyK: but you're... uh... no, I'm not saying this.

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: 𝗜𝘀 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 a͂̈̌ń̒̎ẏ̔́t̊͗̂ḧ̔̇i͊̆̚n̐̆g 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐? 𝗗𝗼 𝑦𝑜𝑢 🅝🅔🅔🅓 any 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅? I 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑒 you ᴍɪɢʜᴛ 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 a 🅣🅡🅔🅐🅣🅜🅔🅝🅣

KrispyK: what? no, no.

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: 𝒜𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 S̾͋̄U͂̒̅R̾̓̂E͂̓̿?̂̽̂
KrispyK: yes

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: delusion & sever hallucinations

KrispyK: ??? 

N. TOddeth "crying, laughing, will be fixed!" [Deltarune the Same Same Same Same puppet]

OF COURSE HE’S EVIL! YOU KNEW HE WAS EVIL!

This is the "𓆑𓇋𓈖𓇋𓋴𓉔 MY GAME" replacement for my super gay and stupid AU, "The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet". We tricked you all. Fuck you.

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꧁ ༺༺༺༺༺༺ ⚜ ༻༻༻༻༻༻꧂
       Strategics  ༄ Endless Game
0/9999999999999999 XP
⚜ ~ ❝MY OWN HUBRIYS…❞
⚜ ~ ❝DAMN IT! DAMN IT ALL!!❞  
⚜ ~ ❝NEVER AGAIN WILL I MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE.❞
⚜ ~ ❝FOR NOW I AM ENCASED IN A PRISON OF BLACK AND GOLD.❞
⚜ ~ ❝STEP FORTH, BONI. YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFRONT AS WELL…❞   

꧁ ==== ! ====꧂
        Checkpoint
It stumbles forward at break-neck speed.

[BilleJam] BLACK AND χρυσός [5Same]

This is the "wʀonɢ ᴹ°ⱽᴱ: "off with their he⫽adᵎ!ᵎ"→" replacement. Enjoy.
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The first few attacks are basic slashes. Imagine that one unused RK attack.

[Krazman]: You know, those old reports only showed us those rocks in your species. "Bones" as you call them. I expected you have less tissue and more mobility.

[Felter]: Ah, cut me some slack. I'm old.

[Krazman]: And I'm new. I'm perfect. If your soul can see, it will. It will see how perfect I am. Your goals will never be met in such a withered body. Look at me and tell me that your soul's purpose won't be met.

[Felter]: It's goal is the same as mine, cause it is mine.

[Krazman]: My founding fathers say the opposite. I believe trained professionals would know more about souls than some... bloated, dementia ridden husk.

[Felter]: I'm only 68, I got time.

[Krazman]: You weren't saying that earlier.

This part of the fight is where its revealed that most things in the area are whatever species Krazman is, but they were badly disguised. The only reason Felter couldn't tell was because it's freshly morning and it was still dark.

THE CACTUS IS APPROACHING!!!

The next few attacks are themed around everything being a badly disguised mimic.

[Felter]: Ah, this must be your family.

[Krazman]: NO! These are my pets. These THINGS are barely sentient, let alone sapient! My real family is... never mind that, I got work to do!

[Glorp??!]

Yes, the text box's are diegetic cardboard cutouts and being carried by Kraz's Men.

Kraz's Men begin to go on strike.

THE CACTUS IS APPROACHING!!!

[MeanieHead]: You see what you've done, old man! My men, gone! All I'm left with is... is my special attack!

[MeaniHed]: DETACHABLE LIMBS!!!

These are desperation attacks where their arms and head enter the battle box and stretch and jump around and stuff.

[ManieHead]: Don't look so blue! An old man like yourself should accept you fate as-

The house in the background roars.

[MenieHead]: Don't tell me you're on strike too...

There is then a Fullscreen attack where the big house attempts to eat both Felter and Krazman, and they use each other's powers to avoid said gettingeatery.

[Yummmy old man]: Are you going to give up. Cause I ain't tired one bit, you're sweating like a dog, and that cactus is getting really close.

[MeanieHeadd]: Me and surrender are antonyms, Old man! My men are gone... so there is no one to steal food for me. I'll have to find employment now to survive! I'll have to be a normal person... unless I nab that soul!

[MeanieHeAd]: ITS OVER!

Krazman launches their head at Felter with all their might... but the cactus kicks it, launching it a city away.

[Scoccerball]: CURSE YOU OLD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAn-

Felter high fives the cactus for saving him, but he gets thorns in his hand and the cactus runs away like the coward it is. It wasn't even one of Kraz's Men, its just a cactus guy.

The old man speaks up normally for the first time in an hour. That was weird. He says, patting the sand off his overalls.
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Sorry this took so long, art still isn't my strong suit.

If you have any questions, ask away! (BTW all the music except the big shot are either finished or near finished, the art is just a MAJOR problem.)

丅⊘dልy y⊘u'  ᷞL _  ᷞeልRN 丅hል丅 🅕🅡🅔🅔🅓🅞🅜-⇝

This is the "[TSOP SWORD]" replacement for my funny little AU, "Deltarune: The Same same Puppet". Think about it, no one has ever made an AU where Kris bug tests for Michael.

I know you, mate
You've always been fascinated by whatever doesn't hit the shelves.
"Lost Media" as you use to put it.
Well
How about I show you what TENNY was working on before the boss stole his work.

CODENAME: HOMETOWN - BUILD 24560

/surf/ (TSSP)

It all started with a game she made for her daughter, one taken advantage of by the fly.

SUMMERFUN.exe has done all it can for you.
Delete?
KRIS.exe has done all it can for you.
Delete.

/rianbow/ (TSSP)

REGISTRY KEY INCORRECT
____ ____ ____ ____

/tumor in the bios/ (TSSP)

Finally ! Kris . . 

Are you entertained ?

Is it rewarding enough ?

Are they rewarding enough ?

Those HEARTs you've been collecting.

That's what you're here for. 

. . . Maybe it's this LUNA MASK I've got?

Or maybe it's nothing at all.

You love this, don't you. 

The thrill of it all. The spotlight.

The attention.

Even though you know behind all of that,

you're nobody.

/eram/ (TSSP)

@ziyproject

- (𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬.)

] impulse 997
Secret scene unlocked "the_pizzaman"!

(🔍Failure Served Warm) (TSS&OP)

This is the " HEY SPAMMIN, YOU KNOW ME! IM CRIS AND ILL" replacement for @kylie-everwood's AU "Deltarune: The Samer Puppet".

v2 takes it in an unsamer direction.

1:51 AM
texting with tin (SMS/MMS)*
*GUNS UP!! CHUMPIE!!
*TRY NOT TO [ow]>>!!
*😈
*your on the clock chump.

Original:
https://soundcloud.com/astro-mity/deltarune-the-samer-puppet-hey-chump-you-got-a-name-im-spamtin-head-of

HEY CHUMP, YOU GOT A NAME? IM SPAMTIN, HEAD OF (v2) [Deltarune: The Samer Puppet]

It’s my mom's birthday.

This is the “1 SpamxyBuster!!7:: All's Well that Ends well” and “Spam T. - All You'll Ever Want!” placement, au, delta 3ame oth1r pppey, i’m
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XAVID has spoken:
“dude, I should stop talking to my plants. reminds me of like, something at the back of my head.” 

XAVID has spoken:
“something about green just, makes me sick.”

(XAVID dares turn his back)

XAVID has spoken:
“well, at least this one doesn’t talk back to me.”

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.
.
.

XAVID has spoken:
“...what did I expect, man, no like, REALLY, what did I expect?”

XAVID has spoken:
“I should make you like, something, to like, maybe get you to... talk back? what the hell am I saying?”

(XAVID shuffles some paper)

XAVID has spoken:
“what do I even call you.”

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.
.
.

XAVID has spoken:
“hang on, let me think, shut up when I think, I know you’re doing that, so keep doing that.”

(XAVID channels his inner The Thinker)

XAVID has spoken:
“what did I have for breakfast today... cereal?... carrot cornflakes... crunchy... I said it was ballin... I think...”

XAVID has spoken:
“let’s see, I found this damn easel at the... post office...”

XAVID has spoken:
“your name is krunchy balen poe, any objections?”

.
.
.
𝖙

XAVID has spoken:
“yeah, I fucking thought not, okay, what’s your face.”
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thumbnail by: @altsusaltse
song by: @altsusaltse ‘s alt
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @dawgskul4, @realshree, and @retravulsive
Bootleg The Same Same Other Puppet by @user-944327418
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
3ame puget by @quirk_yeah
????????????????????????? @??????

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid
(the suspiciously T-shaped plugget:)
Vocals by ME
Art by ME and the goth gf I definitely have


“Krunchy Balen Poe” ~~ A play-pretend game - [delta 3ame oth1r pppey]

Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too

/tumor in the bios/ (TSSP)

michaelbomb

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