In A Matter Of Time (the Hue Of Blue Song)

Just to be clear, we don't hate men. We hate Derrick.

The Ballad Of Derrick The Doughnut

"There's nothing quite like the beauty and spontaneity of swimming in your underwear."

Take Care (the Nearly There Song)

Big thank you to the bird we found singing, also to the policeman that helped me put on my new licence plate. 

Right Back At Ya (Blackbird Dude)

All characters are completely made up, any resemblance they may have to real-life people is entirely coincidental.

Fuck Your Face (In The Face)

We went to a party once. Also Dennis is in this one. 

Ménage A Nah (Don't Tickle Me)

"It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child." - Pablo Picasso. 

"How am I supposed to be taken seriously as a rock star, when you're around making me wet myself." - Claire Herron

"Want a piece of crazy bread?" - Sera Young

Angst Is Wasted On The Youth

We look like girls but we're actually Hands-free Blue Tooth Devices

Loving You Lonely

"Awareness is all about restoring your freedom to choose what you want instead of what your past imposes on you." - Deepak Chopra

Major F**king Bummer (Mykolcaine)

Rome Is In Ruin

Sera Young and Claire Herron shouting about their feelings.
Ballads of heartbreak, bad decisions, and girl power. 
We love quiche and we hate Derrick.
We'll probably change our names a lot. We're really indecisive.

"An unmitigated cluster-fuck of disasters" - Claire Herron


Infant Waterbirds