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Original video by jacksfilms
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek73ebks39w

Please give credits to the original creator - Jack Douglass.

LYRICS
Yesterday, I asked you...
(300)
...to come up with more verses 
for Alexander Hamilton 2.

And by God, you dun' did it!

Go!

Only smoked once or twice,
Alexander dabbled in.
Biggest booty in the world,
Alexander damn he thicc.
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's Abdomen.
All these hateful comments man,
it's Alexander damaging.
Yo, what's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'.
A relaxed nail month,
Alexander anagram.
Just became the brand new pope,
Alexander Vatican.
Starbucks doesn't know his name,
"is there an Alan Hamlin?".

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton

Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much,
Alexander ramblin'.
Holy shit, the condom broke,
Alexander has a kid.
Has a really young face,
Alexander baby chin.
Yo, that's a pretty solid line,
Alexander thank ya, Finn.
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead.
Started singing for the kids,
he's Alexander panderin'.
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin.
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander: "Scramble 'em."

My walk is wobbly.
Cocky jaunt? Hell, it oughta be.
I'm novel, you a novelty.
Best prez in the world,
honor me!

He's coming out as black,
Alexander African.
Didn't fire a single gun,
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge.
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3,
Alexander Mandarin.
Is a 100 years old,
Alexander saggy skin.
Goes to see a therapist,
Alexanger management.
Turn into a camel now he,
Alexander Camelton.
He couldn't hold it in,
Alexander flatulence.
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin.
Bought an Urban Dictionary,
Alexander fam it's lit.
California's legalized,
Alexander cannabis.
Worst movie of all time,
Alexander Happening.
Was a weirdo all through high school,
Alexander had no friends.
Watch got ruined at the beach,
Alexander sand in it.
Gonna get hella ripped,
Alexander masculine.
Likes a bear from that movie,
Alexander Paddington.
Tryna make another song,
Alexander ask your fans.

Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Million things I haven't done,
but kicking ass ain't one of 'em!

Alexander Hamilton 2 - jacksfilms song (YIAY #300)

Fire.

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