I Got A Beat To Rap On!

This Just In...

everybody knows that sound that's why I'll never quit Prozac down when is the price of gas going to go back down you must kiss a lot of ass with a nose that brown gold standard over moral conviction who's the eyes of the Egyptian pharaohs outmaneuver Pits on poison arrows oh well the path to Enlightenment Narrows when you're standing in the suit one broke generation X marks the part of the Social Security joke Sally sells seashells door-to-door because her health is in Jeopardy by the seashore Peace Corps says it needs more volunteers are working with the US Army Corps of Engineers die for the tyrants and never get a moment of silence I'm walking out I'm not even clocking out but kept cracking that Whip 
had to knock him out 
coffee tal'm bout th demons of retail.
put another nail in your coffin with each sale

No Crickets In Kandahar

the Ballad of Scotty Potty and Wheelchair Bash

Grizzly Man Jam

No Call No Show

the Meth-making neighbors next-door

I Beat The Game.

Song Of A Thousand Songs (Voyager Mix)

I'm working on my memoirs , mostly its a mumble track /
Have you ever seen a ocarina with a "rumble pack?!"

Double Stack Jones

Geo Politics

This was gonna be about a boy and his dog that BOTH get feline aids but interruptive flatus suddenly required that I put on my freudian slippers, hence I'm on the internet, sharing music celebrating Farts. "Brap!"

Fart Joke

Thesaurus Rex

Time For A Change

I don't believe I need to leave 
this past behind me 
besides, it might be all we've got 
nothing else is guaranteed 
now when I look back 
I'm looking forward to my past 
looks like the future that i wish to see
is history 
nobody's stopping us 
onward Lord Clumpicus
and so we pedalled forth 
north to Beaverfork, just to roam
it was the first time in my life
to be this close to home
and yet so alone
should I fall on the knife 
or keep twistin'
self destruct or life in prison
if I don't do what the sign says not to
there's nothing to do but wonder 
what I've been missing 
out on a mission 
in search of myself 
but still there's no sign of my remains 
I'm gonna spill my guts 
on an unmarked grave today 
everything dear must change 
did you ever think we're just strange
am I wasting my time 
should I change my mind 
if so then please tell me why
oh why
must I leave this all behind 

Who killed Johnny B. Gotten?

This song was arranged and recorded while I was 1/3 of the band 'Karmakazi' (circa 2008ish) and it was for me one of the most organically cultivating line-ups/creative experiences I have had the pleasure to be part of. Featuring as follows...
on Drums, percussion, glass of ice water, etc - Andy Sagraves
on Radio Shack Keyboard - Robbie Smith.
on Bass - Charlie Gephart.

SPoOKy

 Here is another track from the 'sPoOKy' LP by Karmakazi. 
circa 2008ish .Enjoy!!! 
on Drums, etc. - Andy Sagraves
on Keyboard etc. - Robbie Smith
on Bass - Charlie Gephart

InfiNity pRoOf

        Bubble Wrap Jones is a dream I have about a benevolent guardian angel who takes the form of a train hopping transient moonlighting as the vigilante vagabond steadily sporting a funky effluence/disembody armor of reinflated wine bags, duct tape and Bubble wrap... Jones. Just say his name 3 times at the same time… YES, kind of like BeatleJuice!!!

Bubble Wrap Jones

circa 2002ish , Created with Shawn Hardin and Josh Ingram gave me the lyrics signifying/acknowledging that Pawn Shop Trio were soon to split up…
Ping Pong'd via MC Skanky's tascam 4-track (thanks to my other brother, Darrell.)

Burn Out

The titular track from the group Cog noggin with Jim "Jimorrhoid" Goza on guitar, John "Johnorrhea" Sversvold on drums and myself, Charlie "C-minal vesicle" G. on bass.

Cog Noggin

Thanks Pamela G. for your help writing this!!! It really makes it.

Big Orange Ball

bicycle kick / Sad Songs Make Her Happy

From 2013 LP, Transcendental Medication. Weird = Cooler than Normal.

Larval Fugue

Thanks DJ RED, Shing Shang Shawn etc. for your contributions.

Shut the Fuck Up

Fray [93BPM]

Together, 'no (0) jewels unadjusted' wrote this in one day and recorded only one take with my voice recorder, hence the minutemen style fidelity. Rom Servo on percussion, Robbie Smith on keys and myself on bass & Prophet 600, briefly. Imagine this is the muzak in an elevator that's going down… Like WAY DOWN!!! Circa 2008

Hell Evader - [DEMO/only VERSION]

Extemporaneous warmup jam with Devin O'Neal on his hundred pound synthosaurus and, as always, Andy Sagraves takes to the Drums like he's Vishnu at a circle jerk!!! circa 2014 . @ 66BPM

Odd Times

bronze Scimitar
 brains in a jar 
Pat Benatar self-help seminar musclehead Minotaur 
bouncer at the minibar 
checking for my billfold 
guess it's in the Rent-A-Car 
the weakening lynx 
the concrete jungle cat 
have you ever seen a ocarina 
with a rumble pack
I been taking notes and I never show work
beserker 
this guy's a character 
dropping science like a fucking Farmers Almanac / when's the last time you saw funky hypochondriac? 
I say the same things everyday but hey
one man's rap sheet's 
another man's resume 
suffice it to say that's what I'm up to daily
what's the takeaway? 
fuck you pay me 
then again when I hear finish him all I see
 Toasty! Flawless Victory! Fatality! 
it's about to be right about that time 
right about now
what you want to fight about now? 
I tried to talk about it 
but you didn't want to listen 
now they've got you tossing salads
washing dishes in the kitchen 
I'm on a mission 
you probably ought to listen 
what you got to stand for? 
your looking like a kickstand 
we not a disband we gotta disband tho
cuz I'm quick and I can flow 
you're getting dismantled 
you got your shit on the mantle 
cuz you can handle this 
you can't even hold a candle 
it's damn scandalous 
$#!+ hamburgers 
it's American as apple pie 
what the fuck you care about me 
staring at you like, um...
I keep forgetting what I'm talking about
maybe I'd remember 
with my cock in your mouth 
spit them lozenges out 
i try and spread the word of caution about
cuz it doesn't taste like butterscotch
Look Out Below 
cuz you know we've got the skills t
thanks for coming out 
thanks for helping us pay the bills 
yeah we're looking rough 
what you see is what you get 
show them something 
that they've never seen yet 
I don't think I'm drunk enough 
to make a scene yet so forget it
guaranteed instant approval Street Credit
interest is low but I'm 
willing to make a bet 
you popped the Time Capsule
it's fixing to take effect
anger takes the place 
of actual understanding
 i've seen the look on your face 
and it's happiness you hand me 
thank you, man 
can you watch your damn behaviour? 
cuz I'm about to be bumping elbows 
with your savior 

when I say fuck you 
you say pay me
fuck you!
pay me!
fuck you!
pay me...

RAP INTO BATTLE

cesspuddle cesspuddle 
I'm drowning in your septic kiddy pool
cesspuddle cesspuddle 
our own devices will 
become choking hazards 

let's sit on the porch 
no citronella for the tiki torch 
12oz curls to make the time pass by
going to her pen to steal your girlfriend 
that's life



Cesspuddle [FREE DOWNLOAD]

roomscape 
in the basement, locked away 
put all the clocks away $
roomscape
few know how it operates
the knobs and cross fades
head down
desk bound 
ghost town in my head 
burned to the ground
welcome to my compound 
you're just in time 
begin the countdown 
my pest hole
the flesh pot 
where I write out all my thoughts 
kick off your boots 
and let me take your coat 

I found the map that we made
the treasure was stashed away
went back to our spot at the lake
and when we get back to my lair 
sit back in my chair
and road out of town 
back to my compound
we're running short on time 
prepare for meltdown
here in my pest hole 
the flesh pot 
where I waste the time I've got 
kick off your boots 
and let me take your coat

Beige Debris

Roomscape

Sproungue

A Face For Radio

Joshua 'Lord Clumpicus' Ingram -
--> guitars, peripheral rearranger
written by Charlie G. &also on Bass
& the beat is on MTV music Generator via PS1. DDT
circa 2001

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