Everything is bad now.  But, does that mean you’re bad?  Yup.  But, what if you think you’re a actually not a bad person at all, but maybe even a good one?  Nope, still bad.  You’re just ignorant as to how bad you actually are, which is REALLY BAD.   

Now don’t go diving into a tar pit just yet… Influenzer (courtesy of the Corg Audio Wellnss System) is here to help.  Influenzer is empathetic dispassion personified; the Mother Teresa of multi-media musical marketing. 

You must be dying to know more about this Influenzer character.  Well, here's a condensed bio...  #404 Page Not Found

How about that?  Humble beginnings, bootstrapped.  Hardships, satisfactorily ameliorated.    

Now you're probably asking yourself; "How how does a piece of trash like me get onboard with the revolutionary power of the Corg Audio Wellness System?" You can start by listening to the music, basically for free, ya’ big dummy! 

Further instructions to follow…

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