I just took some pictures of myself in the mirror. I'm going to upload them onto facebook to prove how cool I am. I have 5 thousand friends but I don't know any of them. I'm always invited to your events maybe I'll go to some of them. I have been chatting with the hottest fucking girl and she promised me that she is real but we can't meet not yet at least. she tells me that she loves me. we talk on the phone because her webcam is broke, everytime that i log in millions of notifications. every single weekend i'm tagged in all sorts of shit. I've got so many fucking friends my popularity never fucking ends. Why won't you like my status? I thought we were friends! If you're not my friend on facebook you're not my friend at all!

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