Name: Nightmare by InVaLiD
Duration: 4 min 4 s
Description: My newest song, thought it sounded pretty good.

While composing this, i imagined a group of criminals storming some governmental facility. It takes place in a futuristic city, inspired by the game cyberpunk.

Cyberheist

Labirhin - Hak Cipta 4

CYANIDE, PART 2 (RAP COVER)

I don't own this. I bought the soundtrack and decided to upload it here. Go buy noita it's funny 

Noita OST 1-10 Lava Lake

This is LO's first full-length album, which contains a bubbling brew of high-energy jams mixed with low-key tracks. Let it guide your thoughts to the edges of the cosmos.

Summon Me

Adele Hello

If you wanna be my patron, you gotta go to https://www.patreon.com/kendollinhide
LYRICS 
Yo, I'll tell you bought I bought, what I really, really bought
So tell me what you bought, what you really, really bought
I'll tell you what I bought, what I really, really bought
So tell me what you bought, what you really, really bought
I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he)
I bought a $30,000 shitty voting website

If you wanna hurt your brain, listen to sadcast
If you wanna get with Jane, you just have to ask
Now don't go wasting this cuckold's time
Buy a couple madbucks we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I bought, what I really, really bought
So tell me what you bought, what you really, really bought
I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he)
I bought a $30,000 shitty voting website

If you wanna be my lawyer, you gotta sue all Dick's friends
Goss can't last forever, let's sue them 'til it ends 
If you wanna be my lawyer, you have got to skim
My e-mails are quite lengthy, but that's the way it is

"$20,000.00 per plaintiff"
Wow that's such a good deal
"Says here you're suing Madcucks, are you for real?"
Here's my first payment, I'll give you a try
But if you get too yappy #landaubites

I'll tell you what I bought, what I really, really bought
So tell me what you bought, what you really, really bought
I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he) I bought a, (he)
I bought a $30,000 shitty voting website

If you wanna be my lawyer, thank me for the snacks
Don't bite the hand that feeds you, here have some crackerjacks
If you wanna be my lawyer, you have got to skim
This lawsuit is a doosey, it's 53 pages

So, here's the story from ants to aids
You wanna sue with me, you better listen carefully
We got "Ken in the place with leather in your face"
Heather's real bored "I type on the keyboard"
Jane D. stays here for free "Is she a real lady?"
Hehe...you'll see ;)

Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town
Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town

If you wanna be my lawyer, you gotta risk getting disbarred
Don't worry about typos, apostrophes' are hard
If you wanna be my lawyer, you have got to fib
Quote satire out of context 'cause that's the way we'll win

If you wanna be my lawyer
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Sue, sue, sue, sue

Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town
Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town
He, he, he, he, he
Slam your lawsuit down, sue everyone in town
Slam your lawsuit down and hehehe *scoff*

If you wanna be my lawyer

[Parody of Wannabe by Spice Girls]

Wannabe My Lawyer

This extended version was made possible by the suckers paying me to have too much fun at www.patreon.com/kendollinhide

Thumbnail by https://twitter.com/geistpolizei

LYRICS

(Intro)

Y'all act like you never seen a proud cuckold before
Jaws all on the floor, like me when 80s girl busted my door
Poor me, I get PTSD 
When I image search ""The Dick Show 76""
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just sue who I think he did, did he?"
What's Rucka Rucka say?
Nothing you dullards! Rucka ran away, he's hiding in the UK
Caitlin loves Maddox man, "spilla spilla spilla Dick's such a dick *snort* I'm so sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around gossin' 'bout you know who
"Maddox is a huge pussy" "Yeah but he's so progressive though"
I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
I'm upside down and backwards like the flusher in Dick's bathroom
Sex is the best, so much humping in my bedroom
(Please keep it down you two I'm trying to do my Youtube news)
Pim Tool's my little bitch, Pim Tool's my little bitch
And if I'm lucky he might just give me a little kiss
He's diversifying though, not just a journalist
Now on WikiHow like "here's how you taxidermy dicks"
Of course I never learned what intercourse is
I asked my guest the other day
"Girls pee through their clitorises, don't they?"
Sex like a samurai
I have a thing for handsome guys, I lose myself whenever I look in their eyes
Invite 'em to the crib like "Bang my girl please, yo"
"Take my hairy tush when you're finished up with Jane Doe"
If they say no, I got the antidote
Grab my wig and pantyhose, dim the lights, "Threesome, bro!"

(CHORUS)

Dick don't gotta steal I-Tunes feeds to make money
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a fanbase?
Y'all just have bad taste, my Patreon's almost as small as Dick's face
"But dude we're gonna lose this lawsuit here"
Well only if #dicklies and tells the judge I'm weird
And now this Ken Doll fuck is singing Britney Spears?
His only song that doesn't suck is about stacking chairs
Now I run the best debate in the universe
But I still watch TDS, oh that show's the worst!
Sean and Layc, will they won't they? That's some chemistry
They should probably just hook up...with me (hehe)
Sean come back and fix the audio on TBD
You could be my junior zinger slinger deputy
I'm sick of stupid TDS groups all you do is annoy me
My foster lawyer will destroy you
And there's a couple fans who still like me
Who shill like me, who creep women out like me, who pout like me
Lie and imply like me, they might just be the next worst thing
But not quite me!

(CHORUS)

I'm such a weirdo to listen to
Subscribers are leaving confused, when I'm spewin' Tide news 
Straight from my living room
The Biggest Problem is I have the gall to try to sue you all
Fling spaghetti from my brain and see what sticks to the wall
I just get on the mic and shit it, though I don't like to admit it
I'm worse than all 3 dozen Asterios podcasts out there
Now you guys are all discussing shady edits on reddit, NOT FUNNY
Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm fifty
I'll be cooking cricket burgers with my roomates cause I'm thrifty
Spying on my crazy neighbor lady while I'm jerkin'
Money's tight, cancelled all my preggo magazine subscriptions :(
And in every screwed up person is a fake Heather lurkin', could be at Pacific Dining Car
like "you don't know what good steaks are!" 
Or in the parking lot cycling,
Screaming "Don't call me a cuck!" with a dopey frown while he keys your truck
So will the real Heather, please shut up
Where the hell does Trevor live?  This sucks!
Now it's clear that I'm outta my mind and outta control
So  one more time, loud as I can, here I go!

(CHORUS x2)

"Hehe.  I guess there's a little Heather S. in all of us.  Let's all call CPS on each other."

The Real Heather S. (extended)

Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver: Basement
Copyright Mattel

Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver: Basement

My newest song, thought it sounded pretty good.

Nightmare

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