I can only apologise, once again, for this year's birthday song.

"Lyrics":

It feels like the time is right,
To sing songs like Swift, yeah.
Reminisce on old text-es,
Uh-uh, uh-uh.

It starts with the words "late night"
She replies "come home"
Don't get past the bridge, though.
Na-na, na-na.

Yeah...

Hope Maisie Nell(y) and the Kellies have the best time,
She's loveable and kinda cool, oh yeah.
Today's the day when Maisie Kelly is the headline.
It's time...

Uh-oh

I don't know about you,
But Maisie's twenty-two.
This song is hard to write, cos
You can't do anything new.
So, seriously,
How fast has time flew?
Think prom was just last night, and
Now Maisie's turning...
Twenty-two, twenty-two.

It feels like we never fight,
'Cept when I tripped you.
Too many nose jokes
(Pin-oh, Chi-oh)
I remember Prefect Night
We missed the entrées,
Were watching Teen Mom
Instead of being on
Tiiiiiiime....

She's never early, wants a Posie 'fore she's thirty.
She's loveable, if a fool, oh yeah.
Should have recorded this before I started on the red wine,
I'm fine!

Uh-oh

I don't know about you,
But Maisie's twenty-two.
This song is hard to write, cos
You can't do anything new.
So, seriously,
How fast has time flew?
Think prom was just last night, and
Now Maisie's turning...
Twenty-two, twenty-two.

Twenty-two, twenty-two.

It feels like one of those night,
We talk about school things,
It feels like one of those nights,
We mock "The Secret".
It feels like one of those nights,
I've got some bad news,
Gonna red flag you,
Gonna red flag you.

Oooh.... Yeah...

Uh-oh

I don't know about you,
But Maisie's twenty-two.
This song is hard to write, cos
You can't do anything new.
So, seriously,
How fast has time flew?
Think prom was just last night, and
Now Maisie's turning...
Twenty-two, twenty-two.

(Maisie's like) twenty-two, twenty-two.

[Then I forgot to write more words!]

(Maisie's Turning) Twenty-Two

Happy birthday! I can only apologise for this, but a deal is a deal...

LYRICS:

It's that day, Maisie Nell
But I've been going through hell
I thought that you were a friend
But then you moved away

You packed your bag, how I wish
I coulda hid inside it.
I don't think you'd've noticed,
But still you moved away.

Well your house is empty,
No-one there to phone me,
Mean Girls on the TV and
Where'd you think you're going, Maisie?

CHORUS:

Hey, after last year,
I've gone crazy...
You have my number
So call me, Maisie!

It's hard to sing right,
Like a laaady,
You have my number,
So call me, Maisie!

Hey,  after last year,
I've gone crazy...
You have my number
So call me, Maisie!

And, don't let memories,
Try and replace me,
You have my number,
So call me, Maisie.

--

You left your life in the fall,
Answered Briancon's call,
You left me nothing at all,
When you moved away.

At twenty-one, now it's real,
But I don't know how to feel,
Just sat here listening to Seal,
Since you moved away.

Well your house is empty,
No-one there to phone me,
Mean Girls on the TV and
Where'd you think you're going, Maisie?

--

Hey, after last year,
I've gone crazy...
You have my number
So call me, Maisie!

It's hard to sing right,
Like a laaady,
You have my number,
So call me, Maisie!

Hey,  after last year,
I've gone crazy...
You have my number
So call me, Maisie!

And, don't let memories,
Try and replace me,
You have my number,
So call me, Maisie.

--

REFRAIN:

Since you left me to my life,
I've missed you so bad,
I've missed you so bad,
I've missed you so, so bad.

Until you say you'll be my wife
I will be so sad,
I will be so sad,
I will be so, so sad.

--

It's hard to sing right,
Like a laaady,
You have my number,
So call me, Maisie.

Hey,  after last year,
I've gone crazy...
You have my number
So call me, Maisie!

Hey,  after last year,
I've gone crazy...
You have my number
So call me, Maisie!

And, don't let memories,
Try and replace me,
You have my number,
So call me, Maisie.

--

Since you left me to my life,
I've missed you so bad,
I've missed you so bad,
I've missed you so, so bad.

Until you say you'll be my wife
I will be so sad,
I will be so sad,
So call me, Maisie…

iPatrickQuinn