we be reppin red and white stripes socks and that dope ass face paint 4 life #fuckdonalds


the dope :



gimme fries and a slice of pepperoni pizza

cashiers nice she replied "we dont serve no pizza"

i said yo what the shit? are you like legit?

she said yes what the heck? now order up kid.

im still thinkin. chill, take a pill

here note this up, and heat up ya grill

cook em really fast cos im feelin extra trill

gimme a burger, a sundae and an a large coke

do you sell spaghetti? she said yes. i said dope.

gimme a big mac and please take out the bun

and your latest toy man that shit is fun


so yeah, no delay, they be makin up my order

i be waitin for her just to finish up my total

so i can pay for the food and go eat yo thats all

but she said its all free if i give her a call

later, wrote his number on my reciept this bitch

hella sick playin with her tricks

so im lowkey broke so i said holla

got all of em for free for no dolla

so i be feeding on my food

and she be feeding on my dick

oh yeah i miss that day i think it s really sick

fuck donalds im lovin it



one day she called back she was really hyped

i said woah who dis she said its her, i said hi

yo whats up how r u she said she's feelin tight

so then i asked her why she called me

she said cos she sad and is feelin kinda horny

so i said chill that can wait

lets go out for a date

she said yes thatd be fun

meet me up at my workplace, one o clock


so i went to fuck donalds she in the cashier

i wanna talk to her so i ordered some food 

"can i get some fries and pls send some nude"

she laughed and said yo hella if ur in the mood

you can cash it right in

dont mean to be rude

and then we started kissin, in the counter

5 people in line they stared and wonder

how to be me cos i be gettin fries while i gettin some honey

so yeah honey, honey. fuck the bee

i be reppin fuck donalds, definitely

fuck you jollibee


Fuckdonalds

yo can I get a sausage mcmuffin
hell no, I ain't bluffin
cancel out the egg cause I got two
I only need one so you can have one, too

I need a hashbrown 
cause when I eat that shit I feel like I'm crowned
king no fuck burger king
cause you know there ain't no fucking
with mickey d's cause he's got the secret sauce
the kind of sauce that makes you feel like a fuckin boss

can I get a coffee, 2 sugars and 1 cream
cause that shit can make a nigga dream
bout the first time he's orgasmed 
make that white shit come out like danny phantom
oh shit that was fucking random

you got change for 500?
oh so you keep it 100?

that's good to know
cause all these niggas i know are fucking broke
but that's cool cause these dudes are hella dope


chorus:

and I ain't fuckin with mickey d's no
and I just wanna sip on some coke float
and I ain't fuckin with mickey d's no

yo can I get a sausage platter?
the kind of shit that makes my sausage splatter
all over her pretty face
my homies from the south man, call me ace
cause it's so fucking good in the morning
when you're tired from all of the fuckin

and my dick's so sore 
that it feels like it's fucking thor's
mjolnir with the throbbing
call these lyrics wack but hey, your head is bobbin
and you know this shit's legit

Fuckdonalds pt.2

we are all sad and we all love breakfast right?

$_janmark_$ :

I wake up in the morning wipe the tears ariund my eyelids

Yall know thay im sad. Its common knowledge

Feeling hella down since i ditched college

Livin a life like this is fuckin hard to manage

Breakfast keep me sane so i cook myself some pancakes

Carved letters from it spelling s a d

Tho i always wear a frown im always r a d

Kill them hoes slay the day ya pople all know me

oh my eyes fucking hurt i cried myself to sleep

breakfast drinkin mi LOW like ya bois self esteem

Ya  never bother me no theres no hotline bling

Only burger king im the crying king and im tired of trying things

sleepy eyes fucking tired cos i fucking cried

holy smokes you think im dope, well bitch i hope

fuck my life fuck my name im hella fucking lame

overdressed, im depressed, and im hella fucking pissed


cub :

waking up like why the fuck

shit, I'm out of luck

oh well, I can make me some pancakes

kinda faded and I'm all out of bakes

and my cigs are out from the cigarette breaks


get the flour and pour it with the wet

ingridients, man, it's like there's a fucking dent

in my head and my body's so numb

man I'm so fucking dumb

bitch, I just wanna cum


on this bowl and smoke it up

mix in the eggs and throw it up

in the pan oh shit I forgot the butter

man, I've been better

what's up with the weather?

it's been cold lately 

and I've been off daily


cry myself to sleep

same old routine

shit I'm tired of this shit

wish things would be more lit

and I don't know where I fit in



yolo vcr

we the masterball

yo :

hanging with my squad they be rollin up in kanto

no need introduction we are fly like piggoto

HM 02 we make em flip pokemon center cos we be hella sick

like zoroak we're full of tricks

oh nurse joy she be on my dick

chari chari charizard we fuckin up the cops while we robbin up poke mart

team rocket watch out cos we headin next to cinnabar

we be so slick even arceus cant tear us apart

HUSTLE LIKE WE'RE BROKE

but we're really fuckin rich

10 million poke dollar they be rainin on my bitch

in my crib we hang while we smokin on some berries

getting high burning kush we aint got no worries


ironicallyiconic