This isn't good. I'm dreaming of this deep saxophone being taken away.

Saxophone Panic: A Secret Between Just the 2 of Us

RATS

Twin Rats

please give me a whole tray of peas thank you

Do you feel good on the 21st of September?

September 21st, Inc.

Turns out Terri Nunn was Laura Palmer all this time...

Berlin Peaks - Take My Lynch Away

Four and a Half mashups for the Price of None!

The 4.5 Tatami Mashup

My first ever track using Tenacity, a properly open source fork of Audacity (which underwent a hostile takeover a few months ago and is thus functionally closed source).

Barbie Squid Tenacity

Thank you Paul, wherever you are, for inventing the Paulstretch.

In The Hall Of The Mountain King but instead of getting faster it gets slower

I wanted this to be like an hour long but I just kept running out of ideas for what to transition into. Also I think this might have gotten ｃｏｐｙｒｉｇｈｔ　ｓｔｒｕｃｋ at some point in the past, so I eq'd it a little weird just to be safe.

Seamless Transition Graveyard

Sein Peaks

This is without a doubt the slowest I've ever had to put Barbie Girl.

Laura Palmer's Meme

The Happiest Hardcore You'll Ever Hear™

Sources:
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Aqua - Lollipop (Candyman)
Aqua - Bumble Bees
Bambee - Wham Bam Boogie
Bambee - Bumble Bee
Bambee - Bam Bam Bam
Bambee - Baby Baby
Bambee - Candy Girl (Y2K Edit)
Nathalie - Heartbeat

Wham Bam Bumble Baby BamBee Barbie Candy Bam Girl

Stranger Peaks

This is either the best or worst mashup combination I've ever thought of.

Sources:

Kate Bush - Waking the Witch
C.W. McCall - Convoy
iCarly Theme Song
a - ha - Take On Me
Wake Up, Girls! - Tsunago
Evanescence - Bring Me To Life
Wake Up, Girls! -  恋？で愛？で暴君です!
Ke$ha - Tik Tok
Jamiroquai - Canned Heat
Merzbow - Woodpecker No. 1
Blackout Crew - Put a Donk On It
[Damn Son Where'd Ya Find This]
Hudson Mohawke - Cbat
The Magic School Bus Theme
Rolf Kreuger - Oregon Straits

Waking the C.W.

First idea that popped into my head when hearing this.

EDIT: EKT was actually found!!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1cf7ynh/ekt_has_officially_been_discovered_ulterior/

Everyone Knows That I Have Ulterior Motives Posting This

Made this a long time ago with the intention to finish but the project no longer interests me so here ya go...

Credit to this. 2.0 for giving me the idea way back when:
https://soundcloud.com/seal_of_approval/soooooo-i-attempted-to-take-the-stems-of-allstar-and-make-them-sound-like-take-on-me
https://soundcloud.com/seal_of_approval/sooooooooo-i-attempted-to-take-the-stems-of-take-on-me-and-make-them-sound-like-toto-africa

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I used the Take on Me stems to make Billie Jean

Hitchcock Road

The lengths you have to go these days to get around the copywrong filter...

April Fools

Never Gonna Give You Up [IDM Remix]

Made this on impulse.

Sources:
Enya - Caribbean Blue
Bambee - Caribbean Blue
Wham! - Last Christmas

The Name of the Song is the Color of the Water to the West of St Vincent and the Grenadines

This project has been sitting in my drafts folder for far too long, considering I apparently made that thumbnail on June 13th, 2022...

Sources:
[basically the entire Top Gun soundtrack]

Bottom Gun

Full version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wziGZ_Z29jA

Excerpt of Copywrong'd $3pt3mb3r soundclown [FULL MASHUP ON YOUTUBE]

so I tried to write a lossy audio codec that preserves gapless playback and this is the result...

[...Michael...] The Science Guy

He needs to be careful around that paper...

Cape (The Pina Colada Recording)

I hope you gag as much as I did making this...

Snow Halation, but they put the mic inside the singers' mouths while they were gargling the lyrics

Maybe if he would just listen, he could get his life back together...

BoJack Horseman Keeps Ignoring Shia Labeouf's Advice

You want rats? Well, here are some rats, and they're not just knee deep if you know what I mean...

We asked Koshi Rikdo for comment, but his house seemed to be infested with rats...

Rat Saga

Just The 2 of Us Watchin' Castle in the Sky

Spinning me Right Round like a Record Was Acceptable in the 80s

Crude, rude, and a little...Crude? Getdy for rude, titude of Poand a little...the larger-than-life atpuko and Pipimiall and ta rea, the smll stars of P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Pop Team Epic!

POP TEAM EPIC NEW LEAKED SEASON 2 OPENING HIGH QUALITY FLAC FREE DOWNLOAD

Before you say "but the beat doesn't match", please be aware that the original Simon and Garfunkel song was not meant to be perfectly on beat.

The Moment You Realize That Alstroemeria Records Has a Song Called "The Sound of Silence"

September Fools

Believe it or not, this was the result of me trying to make Barbie Girl vaporwave...

POV: You're stuck on the terlet while aqua sings off-beat at da club

Seinfeld but it's Giant Steps

Tracklist in no particular order:

"numbers numbers numbers" excerpt from The Fesh Pince of Blair by Dikekike
Neil Cicierega - Numbers
Kraftwerk - Numbers
Kraftwerk - The Telephone Call
Rick Astley - Dial My Number
Aqua - Calling You
Aqua - Dr. Jones
Radiohead - 2+2=5
Caramell - Telefon
Evanescence - Bring Me to Life
Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (including a Eurobeat remix by Akyra)
Lady Gaga - Telephone
Chromeo - 'Roni Got Me Stressed Out
Drake - Hotline Bling
Nena - 99 Luftballons
Röyksopp - So Easy

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

PSA: I recently lost access to the "Rats, Rats, We are the Rats" account, so it will now forever remain an archive to past ratshuppery. All future ratshups will be uploaded here instead.

What do you mean? This IS my real account.

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